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A shortage of suppressants in Hell means that Vox is going to be enduring a heat for the first time in years. Who better than the Vees' resident pimp to help him through it? Afterall, the last thing they need is for someone to complicate the situation with "feelings" and Val was the best at keeping love and lust separate. Until now.
TLDR; Valentino plays himself.
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Leaves From The Vine by Femalefonzie
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
25 Jan 2023
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Leonardo tucks his kids into bed before heading out on one last mission at the behest of his brother. Six years later, his family are still trying to pick up the pieces. Especially his children who are still not convinced that their father is dead...
Or; Splinter, unfortunately, has far too much in common with his grandchildren.
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Decades after they parted ways, the students of Max Schneider's first class at Gravedale High get together at their alma mater for a reunion.
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Alloy Repulsion by Femalefonzie
Fandoms: Marvel, Next Avengers, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Avengers Assemble (Cartoon), Wolverine and the X-Men (Cartoon), Wolverine and the X-Men - All Media Types
10 Apr 2022
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After defeating Ultron, the Next Avengers are hard at work clearing the city of his remaining forces when Francis' health takes a turn for the worse. Tormented by migraines throughout the day and nightmares whenever he tries to sleep, Francis begins to worry that he's loosing his mind. And then he wakes up in a place he's never been before surrounded by people he's never met who all seem to know every little thing about him. Confused and alone, Francis turns to the man who brought him there for answers, completely unaware that his team are searching for him back on what remains of the mainland.
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Fool's Gold by Femalefonzie
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
09 Aug 2021
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Sometime after dismantling the TVA and running off to forge a new life together with his newfound friends, Loki welcomes his first child into the world. Only she isn't what he was expecting.
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Just Take My Hand And Come With Me by Femalefonzie
Fandoms: Wolverine and the X-Men (Cartoon), X-Men - All Media Types
25 Jul 2021
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Every decision that Pietro has ever made has either been a fruitless effort to gain his father's approval or a direct attempt to spite him.
Logan is not usually involved in this capacity.
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Nothing Compares by Femalefonzie
Fandoms: Gangs of New York (2002), Moulin Rouge! (2001), Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Jun 2021
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Inspired by some of Orientalld's amazing artwork.
After losing Satine, Christian decides to leave France in pursuit of a fresh start. He ends up in New York City, in the Five Points, where he catches the attention of the local gang leader Priest Vallon and slowly starts to fall in love again...
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Strings Attached by Femalefonzie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Rebels
12 Jun 2021
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Not long after arriving on Yavin 4, Kallus realizes that the no-strings-attached arrangement he had with a key figure of the Empire may involve a lot more consequences than anyone initially believed...
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As You Wish by Femalefonzie for Hamiloki
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
07 Apr 2021
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Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn and his Master Dooku are sent to Stewjon to protect the heir to the throne as the prince prepares to marry governor Pre Vizsla of Mandalore in order to construct an alliance between the two worlds. However, as the days pass, Qui-Gon finds himself growing close to the prince and longing for a different outcome to their situation. Little does he know that Prince Obi-Wan feels the same...
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Blizzard by Femalefonzie for markwatnae
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 Feb 2021
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Written for the QuiObi Secret Valentines
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon get snowed in on their latest mission and decide to make the most of their time together.
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First Choice by Femalefonzie for bereweillschmidt
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
08 Dec 2020
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For bereweillschmidt
Ever since he defeated Darth Maul, everyone has become enamored with Obi-Wan, and it has left his Master feeling a little unsure of where he stands with his former apprentice.
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Max, Nikki, Neil, and Pikeman decide to spy on their respective camp counsellors' date and end up seeing more than they bargained for...
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After learning some unsettling truths about himself and his history, Daniel is sent to Camp Campbell as part of his recovery in order to create a bond with the only living family member he has left. No one is happy about it.
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It's Quiet Uptown by Femalefonzie
Fandoms: Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies - All Media Types
14 Mar 2020
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The Sequel to First Burn.
Four months after being blacklisted from Brooklyn, tragedy has Race and the Manhattan newsies crossing the bridge to offer their support.
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- Part 2 of Helpless
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First Burn by Femalefonzie
Fandoms: Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies - All Media Types
17 Dec 2019
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Race does something stupid and now has to face the consequences for it.
Also known as: The Man Who Broke Spot Conlon's Heart
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- Part 1 of Helpless
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Spoilers for The Secret of The Tomb
Even though Ahkmenrah, and some other notable exhibits are now on permanent display in the New York Museum of Natural History, Larry knows that part of his life is over and it is better not to step in and visit. He has a new job, teaching at a private school in Upper East Manhattan. No more adventures with historical figures trying to protect a magical tablet, his life can return to normal.
At least...that's what he had thought before he met his class and found himself even further wrapped up in the mystery surrounding the tablet of Ahkmenrah and the lives of famous historical people affected by it.
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The Sequel to Hell Spawn.
Four years after the end of Hell Spawn and something strange is happening with the angels and demons assigned to London. When Gabriel and Beelzebub try to look into the matter they end up getting more than they bargained for and are now forced to rethink and try to rekindle their long dead relationship for the sake of the greater good. If only it were that easy...
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- Part 2 of Gifts From Above
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Hell Spawn by Femalefonzie
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Sep 2019
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Over a year after the Almost Apocalypse, Crowley & Aziraphale find themselves in an unexpected (yet ineffable) situation. Luckily they now have a network of friends to rely on for support in dealing with everything that comes their way. They saved the world after all. Compared to that, how hard could having a baby possibly be?
Well...it turns out extremely if that baby happens to be part angel and part demon.
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- Part 1 of Gifts From Above
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Zim is alive. Rather than face the possible problems that come with that head on, Almighty Tallest Red decides to do something a little extreme in order to relax.
Or; After finding out that Zim is alive, Red gets high on alien drugs and makes the mistake of leaving Purple in charge.
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With no one left to turn to for advice on a matter of great importance, Archie makes the journey to the Elysian Fields to speak with his long dead ancestor Achilles, and learns that the two have more in common than he originally believed.