FreakingPlane
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- Grey's Anatomy (112)
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- Wicked (Movie 2024) (5)
- 9-1-1: Nashville (TV 2025) (2)
- Station 19 (TV) (1)
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Hey, how you been? I’ve been thinking ‘bout your skin (when you’re pressed up against mine) by FreakingPlane
Fandoms: Grey's Anatomy
27 Nov 2025
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Arizona Robbins wakes up one day with a penis. Crackfic taken seriously.
(Edited the day I added chapter 5: it is now less crackfic, more… serious story lol. Still sexy and dumb though)
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some people pay for therapy (we find it in the sheets) by FreakingPlane
Fandoms: Grey's Anatomy
25 Nov 2025
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Arizona looked back for a split second, tongue running over her lips and weakly protesting, “I need… I need to practice.”
“No talking,” Callie whispered again, barely a breath with her mouth inches away from Arizona’s ear. She dug her thumbs in just a little more, feeling Arizona start to give in, and murmured, “rules.”
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Or: The hottest scene in 11x05 (possibly the hottest Calzona scene ever) where they screw up their break on the penultimate day, but extended to include the fast, messy and desperate sex where they couldn’t keep their hands off each other.
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Chapter fifteen of my work Hey, how you been? I’ve been thinking ‘bout your skin (when you’re pressed up against mine) has a scene of g!p Arizona Robbins in grey sweats, and I couldn't stop thinking about it so I gave drawing it a go.
fanart:)
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Black Sails, White Coats, Red Flags by FreakingPlane, true_birate
Fandoms: Grey's Anatomy, Black Sails
19 Nov 2025
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Callie Torres and Arizona Robbins are fine. Actually, for the first time in a while, they’re good. Really good. After surviving a shooting, car accident, plane crash, limb loss, and infidelity, they’ve never been stronger. They’re going to therapy, they’re happy, maybe more than they’ve ever been.
That is, until two men drop into their lives with all the grace of a nuclear bomb. Unreliable, unstable, and undeniably wrong, James Flint and John Silver are sure to disrupt the life they’ve painstakingly rebuilt for themselves. They’re salt in the wound and impossible to figure out.
Worse, their tongues are sharp as knives, and Silver’s ruined leg is just like her own, meaning Arizona can't stay away. So, when Arizona starts helping them settle into the modern world, she doesn’t tell Callie. They’ve been through enough. It’s only for a few weeks, where’s the harm? But then it becomes more than that. And it threatens to tear them all apart.
Or: Two lesbian surgeons accidentally adopt two time-displaced pirates.
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Dear Brother, Please Wait For Me (dear sister, please live for me) by FreakingPlane
Fandoms: Grey's Anatomy
18 Nov 2025
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Timothy Robbins watched his sister's life unfold without him.
Watched her grieve, watched her live, watched her survive things he could have never imagined her going through.
Her whole life, he was standing right there. A thin veil between his world and hers, leaving him just out of her reach and her just out of his. But he saw it all.
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Or: Tim's Ghostly POV of Arizona's canon events, and a little more either side of canon too.
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Welcome to FreakingPlane’s Calzona Kinktober 2025! I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it:D
I really just wanted to focus on the love and trust and care between them in every scenario, even the rough stuff like the hate sex and the name calling, and I had a great time working out how to do it for them with fluff in between. They're totally adorable freaks and I love them to bits!
Here’s a peek at the bespoke masterlist I followed:
1. Foreplay
2. Bruising, Biting, Marking
3. Angry Sex/Hate Fucking
4. Wall Sex
5. Cheating/Daddy Kink
6. Caught Masturbating
7. Remote Control Vibrator
8. Knife/Blood/Pain Play
9. Forced To Kneel
10. Edging
11. 69
12. First Time
13. A/B/O Heats Or Ruts
14. Phone Sex
15. Boot Worship
16. Period Sex
17. Anal
18. Mommy Kink
19. Shower Sex
20. Corset
21. Strap-On
22. Coming Untouched
23. Thigh Riding
24. Dirty Talk/Foreign Language
25. Creampie
26. Mirror Sex
27. Name Calling
28. Wet Dream
29. Outdoor Sex
30. Scissoring
31. AftercareEnjoy! <3<3<3
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Season nine is one of my favourite Grey's seasons, but I completely believe that they could have handled Arizona and Callie's storylines and relationship better. Callie was WAY pushy and Arizona needed some hardcore therapy.
So... after a lot of research and some stubbornness that I can't quite shake, I've chosen to take matters into my own hands on this re-watch. yay!
they should be in order too, even if the publishing dates aren't, because i've been flitting about a bit in the season.
(all of these fics are standalone, so angst that's been fixed in one fic may well be re-angstified in the next one:)
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Alpha Callie and Omega Arizona have me in a chokehold so I wrote some stuff for them, then decided that they’re set in the same universe.
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Sometimes I like to give Drabbles a go, so I’m keeping them all in the same place:) contents will vary a lot, from fluff to smut to angst, but they’ll all be Calzona based.
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Post place crash Calzona who actually learn to communicate in a healthy way, but are kinda struck with one tragedy after another.
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After the crash, Cristina has begun to come out of her dissociative state, but she’s still struggling immensely. Owen tries his best to be there for her, but she’s still Cristina
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Set in season 9 roughly 3-4 weeks post plane crash. this takes place after the bathtub scene where Cristina tells Owen some of what happens for the first time.
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Eight years after the horrible custody battle, Callie and 14-year-old Sofia go on a road trip together. A small accident leads them to have a big, unexpected meeting. What will happen when Callie and Arizona meet after all those years apart?
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“Arizona, the Center’s secretary had to call me to come pick you up because you were, and I quote, incredibly inebriated.”
“But I wasn’t inbriatated.”
“Inebriated.”
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or: Arizona is hungover and out of commission. Callie is there to fix her. And Sofia's honestly just dodging chanclas. — a Calzona happy in New York one-shot
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“That’s never happened before. You passed out. You scared the hell out of me.”
Lexie’s mouth curved into a lazy, drowsy grin, “That… was… an orgasm.”
Mark Sloan thought he’d seen everything. Then Lexie Grey went and proved him wrong, in the best, most terrifying way possible.
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When Julie Hubble hits upon an idea to help Indigo Moon adjust to life in the twenty-first century, Ada Cackle thinks it's brilliant. She just has one teensy little favor to ask...
Hoping to repair her relationship with Indigo, Hecate Hardbroom reluctantly agrees to join Indy and the Hubbles on their summer holiday - a looming disaster if ever there was one. It's cramped quarters and short tempers, but maybe, just maybe, Hecate might be on the road to family and forgiveness that she'd never dared to dream about.
Bookmarked by FreakingPlane
26 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
one of the best mumbroom fics out there, no doubt