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After dying, Harry came back as something more than human and less than a person, numb to the world and haunted by a cosmic clarity. But in the presence of Tom Riddle, his senses return. Tom's touch is the only thing that makes Harry feel real, grounding him with a possessive intensity. To keep from shattering, Harry will willingly become the obsession of the monster he was meant to destroy, finding his humanity only in their darkest moments together.
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Bookmarked by FunnyThings
24 Feb 2026
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All I need is Barty/Sirius and Voldi/Harry and Dark Harry too feel alive
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You could say that Harry's life was simple. Since he had become master of death, Harry had gone through many hardships, but at last he had a moment of peace.
With a lot of effort, Harry had managed to buy a new world in which he was pretending to be a 15 year old Harry Potter, so his current life was calm and normal.
If only that bloody Dumbledore hadn’t decided to randomly summon other Harry Potters to defeat Voldemort out of a book he pulled out of his ass.
Harry didn't know whether to kill Dumbledore or pull his hair out first. His days of peace were over, but more importantly, Harry had to protect the world he had worked so hard to earn from the maniacal intruders.
If only he could remember where he'd left the bear traps.
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- Part 4 of Harrys' congregation
- Part 4 of crack
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When Harry Potter has the opportunity to erase Voldemort before the Dark Lord can resurrect, he finds out that walking a fine line between his own morality and the good of this world is more complicated than Harry could have ever imagined. While unable to let go of his past, he discovers a whole different side of magic too, and a different side to the man who shows him this. Slow Burn, eventual HPLV.
Russian translations by Alkona: https://ficbook.net/readfic/018dc210-ab8b-78ca-b5be-5349cdf04c37
and LingShu: https://ficbook.net/readfic/13599437
Spanish translation by Leddwinchester https://www.wattpad.com/story/219112860-en-sacrificio-voluntario and by loucem: https://www.wattpad.com/story/255367261-en-sacrificio-voluntario
German translation by Bl4ck Ph0enix https://www.fanfiktion.de/s/627fdd290000eb181abe9db3/1/In-Willing-Sacrifice
Portuguese translation by Kat_Slytherin https://www.wattpad.com/story/279147597-in-willing-sacrifice-%E2%80%A2-tomarry.
Chinese translation by Joyce_July_5 https://viola0725yu.lofter.com/post/4d25f2c9_2b896ccee?incantation=rz1Q2fzExgJV
French translation: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69498331/chapters/180243021 -
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After Cedric's death Harry finds himself getting lost within the theory of magic, while he tries to figure things out he accidentally leaves himself vulnerable to a devastating handsome Tom riddle.
“Shh, it’s alright,” Tom said. “You’re doing beautifully and I'm so proud of you. But that's enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me- you could never have won. It's not your fault.”
(Using a tumblr prompt of an unknown author)
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- Part 2 of Tom/Harry fics
Bookmarked by FunnyThings
19 Dec 2025
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When the Dark Lord agreed to perform the ritual with a distant relative, he never imagined he would have to deal with the consequences fifteen years later.
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Voldemort doesn’t actually need a son, but he decides Harry is too intriguing to simply kill.
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- Part 1 of Curious things
Bookmarked by FunnyThings
18 Dec 2025
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Rolling laughing on the floor. Writing style and black humour perfection
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The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. Story is high on Political intrigue. Dumbledore!bashing slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
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- Part 1 of Again and Again
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- English
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- 334,615
- Chapters:
- 44/?
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- 66
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Bookmarked by FunnyThings
03 Nov 2025
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Sirius Black always got away with bullying Snape, until the one time things went too far, and he didn't. Expelled halfway through his seventh year at Hogwarts, his first job offer is dangerous to refuse, from his cousin Bellatrix. Sirius is the one who ends up as the Order's double-agent in the First Wizarding War. And dear lord, does that make a huge difference in the course of wizarding history...
This is rated for violence. Lots of it.
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- 65/65
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Bookmarked by FunnyThings
10 Oct 2025
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The uncomfortable truth is that Harry can understand why he did it, all of it. He understands perfectly that there have always been bigger concerns than one lonely, misused boy (or two) at stake, that there is a Greater Good here the man has always been striving toward since longer than Harry's been alive. He gets it.
That doesn't make it hurt any less. It doesn't mean that Harry can forgive him either.
It doesn't mean that he can take back the way it's already changed his relationship with the man he thought was supposed to be his prophesied enemy. Or that he would want to now even if he could.
Their destiny is not to destroy each other as he once believed, although it still could be. It's more complicated than that. Their destiny is to make their own destiny, together, or be torn apart by it. He knows which one he prefers.
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- 38,035
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- 7/?
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Bookmarked by FunnyThings
04 Oct 2025
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Harry was going absolutely mental. He couldn't get a wink of sleep without the graveyard replaying in his head like some cursed horror movie on loop. Voldemort’s resurrection, the pain in his scar, that creepy cauldron... and then him- the Dark Lord himself, walking in that strange sensual way toward him, his gleaming scales reflecting the light on his naked bo-
“Oh, for Merlin’s sake, stop it, Harry!” He smacked his own forehead.
This was getting ridiculous. He seriously needed to get a grip on himself and his raging hormones, or this was bound to end in complete disaster.
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by FunnyThings
04 Oct 2025
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Harry made a grave decision at the end of his fourth year. Instead of fighting the Dark Lord, he joined him in fear for his own safety. Now, he has to deal with the consequences of being a Death Eater. But he soon finds out not everything's bad and that he can learn many lessons from his new master and family. Somehow, his predicament isn't as awful as expected and he soon doesn't want it any other way.
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- Part 1 of Not those kinds of values!
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“Be one of us tonight.”
It was truly remarkable how five little words could destroy everything.
Bookmarked by FunnyThings
12 Sep 2025
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Bellatrix Incident story
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Voldemort emerged victorious in the Battle of Hogwarts, seizing control of both the school and the Ministry. The Wizarding World has fallen under his oppressive rule, with only a battered resistance led by Harry Potter daring to challenge him. For nine long years, Harry has remained a persistent thorn in the Dark Lord’s side, refusing to bow to his tyranny. Then one night, everything changed.
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- 190,185
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- 20/?
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Bookmarked by FunnyThings
11 Sep 2025
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Currently reading, definitely in my top 10 fanfics, eagerly waiting for new chapters
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"Harry Potter is mine."
Voldemort took a graceful step forward, the air around him clinging close and darkening as if he had called the shadows to accompany him. "Mine to harm," he continued, his voice a soft. "Mine to conquer. Mine to defeat. Mine to torture. Mine... to kill."
Red eyes bore into green, staring intently as if peering into his very soul."And mine..." His magic brushed against Harry, nearly suffocating with its potency, choking him and binding him all at once, marking him for a fate he never wanted. "... to decide when to kill."
Harry returned from the graveyard to a world drunk on lies and fear only to be taken prisoner by Voldemort right from under Dumbledore's nose. One month wasting away in captivity left him empty, haunted by the deaths of those stolen from him.
Until everything changes, when Harry gains the Dark Lord's interest and is set free of his prison. When he is entered into an altogether different fight - one in which he must finally choose what he really wants.
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- 26/?
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Bookmarked by FunnyThings
04 Sep 2025
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Harrys Welt wird von denen, für die er sie einst gerettet hat, zerstört. Ein Erwachsener Harry reist in die Vergangenheit zu seinem jüngeren Selbst Fanfiction.
Bookmarked by FunnyThings
24 Aug 2025
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'Mala fides': bad faith, purpose to deceive or defraud
- Merriam Webster dictionaryFor Harry Potter, the man-who-lived-twice, savior of the Wizarding World, and the ultimate golden boy, life was good. He had survived the war, had a job he loved, a good home, and wonderful friends; the future seemed bright.
But when he's asked to assist on a case involving Unspeakables, what he discovers deep in the bowels of the Department of Mysteries turns his world upside down.Betrayed and heartbroken, Harry does what he knows best; he jumps into the unknown like the good, little Gryffindor he is.
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“To me, the thing that is worse than death is betrayal. You see, I could conceive death, but I could not conceive betrayal.”
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Bookmarked by FunnyThings
24 Aug 2025
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Another time travel? Here we go again. Best one yet.
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Either must die at the hand of the other by Metalomagnetic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2022
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Voldemort survives the Battle of Hogwarts because Harry Potter had not been the one to kill him, as the prophecy demands.
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- Part 1 of Either must die
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 260,011
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 49
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- 6,079
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Bookmarked by FunnyThings
20 Mar 2025
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Fanfiction that perfectly manages to capture personality(captures the original characters nicely and enhanced them when necessary perfectly), relationships(nothing feels forced or over the top)and vibe (how does it feel living in a post war society).
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When word of an upcoming Cereal Convention had landed in Will’s ears, he’d decided that he was going to join the event. Again, he would simply observe and figure out what made these people tick – sit on the sidelines, so to say.
That’s what brought him here.
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Will Graham meets a nightmare of a different kind.
Bookmarked by FunnyThings
12 Jan 2025
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12 years in Azkaban.
Next to Bellatrix and Barty.
12 years to fester over the betrayal of those closest to him.
12 years listening to the breathless adoration of the dark lord.
1 Newspaper clipping.
1 mission.
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And they were cellmates!
Oh my god they were cellmates!
(more like cell neighbours)
The fic in which Sirius takes Bella and Barty with him when he escapes, putting a few things into motion. Most notably, getting his Godson back and giving him a proper family.
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- Part 1 of A Mad Sort of Thing
Bookmarked by FunnyThings
18 Nov 2024
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Harry Potter is Voldemort’s horcrux. This doesn’t really impact his life until the first time he meets Voldemort face-to-face. Well, face-to-back-of-Quirrell’s-head-face.
Harry learns he can burn Quirrell’s skin with his bare hands. He knows this is his only opportunity to both survive and save the Philosopher’s Stone. What he doesn’t realise is that by willingly placing his hands on Voldemort’s wraith’s host, he opens himself up to possession.
It isn’t Voldemort’s first choice to possess his fated vanquisher while still weak, but a key magical principle is “like calls to like”. He will do whatever it takes to get his body back… and own Harry Potter afterwards.
What happens during Harry’s school years while unknowingly pulling Voldemort along as a passenger?
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- 341,133
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- 64/?
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16 Nov 2024
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Days always end in sunsets by doomed_by_the_narrative
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Nov 2024
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Harry after getting his soulmark on his seventeenth birthday and finding out Lord Voldemort is his soulmate spirals. Voldemort on the other hand, sees an opportunity in this turn of events— he wishes to steal Harry’s magic through an ancient soulmate bonding ritual.
Harry driven by the hope that being soulmates will change their destiny willingly gives himself up to the Dark Lord.
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- English
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- 70,905
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- 11/?
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Bookmarked by FunnyThings
05 Nov 2024