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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    While trying to write to his friend studying abroad in Moscow, Shane Hollander accidentally reaches Ilya Rozanov.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    31 May 2026

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    January 15, 2017
    For immediate release.
    (English version)

    The Montréal Metros are devastated to announce the unexpected and tragic passing of our beloved captain, Shane Hollander, at the age of 25.

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    or, a canon-divergent au in which shane and rose never met, in epistolary format.

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    29 May 2026

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    “What do you want, Luca?” Ilya was stroking Shane’s spit-covered dick, making him squirm in his lap. 

    “I want —” he swallowed, getting lost in eyeing the movements. Ilya rubbed his palm against the head and Shane gasped, pressing his back against Ilya’s chest. “Anything you’ll give me.”  

    “Mm,” Ilya hummed approvingly. He removed his hand and wiped his palm against Shane’s cheek. Luca shuddered, mind fading to black like the end of a movie. “That’s a good start.” 

    Or: Shane, Ilya, and Luca have a lot of fun together.

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    08 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander has been eating the same way for eight years. He has a framework. It has a name, research behind it, years of evidence in his performance numbers. He made an appointment because he is a professional, and professionals address things when they become inefficiencies.
    That is what he tells himself. He is very good at this, and ultimately Ilya is wrong. He does not have a problem.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    This series is all about the different ways Buck and Eddie could meet. In different circumstances, universes, etc.

    The stories will not be related to one another, you will be able to read them separately.

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    11 May 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 79

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    “Are these feelings new, Eddie, or are you finally letting yourself process said feelings?” Frank pointedly asks, raising an eyebrow. “You’ve known him for a long time, and from what you’ve told me there is a very special bond between the two of you.”

    Burying his face in his hands, just to give himself a few seconds of respite, Eddie can’t help but let out a small sob. “I’m scared these feelings might have always been there.”


    Eddie spirals as he realizes there's more going on between Buck and him than he'd allowed himself to process.
    Childhood trauma and destructive behavior resurfaces.
    Buckle up, everything will crash and burn.

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    20 Jan 2025

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    Harry and Draco are perfectly fine, separately minding their business in 2004, when the Unspeakables conscript them into service... in the First War against Voldemort.

    Come for mutual pining and forced proximity in a 1980 hotel room, stay for young Sirius and philosophising about immortality and wormholes. And an eighties cowboy soap opera.

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    27 Jan 2024

  11. Public Bookmark 97

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    A cute, fluffy oneshot where James and Lily panic as they try to figure out how to deal with both of their crushes on Regulus. Mary introduces them to the concept of polyamory and the courting begins
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    A jegulily fic from Lily's POV because we love fics from the girls' perspectives. More rep puhleasee.

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    19 Aug 2023

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    A Quick Summary of the Last Decade:

    DRACO MALFOY - AUROR (technically)

    2003- Achieved Auror Qualification.

    Note: Slight delay in training start date due to my own imprisonment, and dying father, general inconvenience.

    2004 - Potions Specialist Certification, top marks.

    Note: Cheers Severus, you taught me well

    2005- Discovered loathing of field work.

    Note: Bad guys thought I was on their side too often

    2006 - Auror Office, cyphers and intelligence desk.

    Note: Much better, useful contribution to society, repayment of past debts etc, no nightmare stake-outs or duelling friendly/related bad guys

    2013 (The Unpleasant Present) - Sent undercover as a Professor at Hogwarts.

    Note: minding my own business, life ruined by dreadful turn of events.

     

    Note: Potter is DADA professor, a job he took out of the blue after I graduated from Auror training. His departure happened to coincide with a momentary lapse in judgement when we may have kissed, drunkenly … (and heatedly) against a wall. One time.

    Awkward? Yes.
    Reason to abandon whole career? Apparently.
    A Hogwarts Murder Mystery. 

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    30 May 2023

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    19 Aug 2022

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    19 Aug 2022

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    On the hunt for treasures large and small, Neil and his Foxes stumble across something far more extraordinary. Adventure ensues, paths are carved, and the sea takes as much as it gives.

    Scars littered his body, travelling up and down his hands and forearms. He looked as if he’d been carved from the sea’s rough depths and spat out in a maelstrom.

    Andrew wanted to choke him.

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    05 Jun 2022

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    02 Jun 2022

  17. Public Bookmark 38

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    “Your name means Werewolf McWerewolf, did you know that?”
    That was the first thing that Sirius Black said to Remus Lupin. Sirius remembered that now. What an idiot! Sirius has always been an idiot. Remus John Lupin had put his world upside down from the very beginning. Sirius had never met anyone like him. Remus pushed Sirius to the limit. Remus made Sirius really angry but really happy in a second. Remus with his big sweaters and weird obsession with David Bowie and chocolate smell. His stupid little curls, his tiny freckles resembling a night sky on his freaking body. The scars. The way Remus could say the most harmful thing looking so adorable with his reading glasses and a book on his hand.
    How lucky Sirius had been and how stupid he had been to not realize it sooner. Sirius had been a complete asshole and this was his punishment. Gracious God. His mother was right, Sirius was born deficient, and this was the proof.
    Oh Lord. Oh, Frederic Mercury and all the Queens. Oh, Star Dog in the sky.
    Sirius Orion Black was in love with Werewolf McWerewolf, completely and over heels in love. And now it was too late.

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    05 May 2022

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    The war is over, and Draco finally has the courage to decide who she is.
    The war is over, and Harry finally has the freedom to decide what she likes.

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    05 May 2022

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    05 May 2022

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    Right in front of the mirror, standing where Draco felt he ought to be, was a small black cat with pale gray eyes.

     

    The cat was standing where Draco ought to be because Draco was the cat. The cat was Draco. To test it, he stuck out his tongue. The cat in the mirror licked his nose.

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    05 May 2022

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