20 Bookmarks by Haazelnut
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“Oookay. I guess I’ll come back another time-” Zanka grabbed his arm, hard. It felt like his wrist was cracking under the pressure, and he groaned. Feels good.
“Zanka, my guy, I didn’t think you were in the mood but-”
Zanka looked up at him blank-faced. “Kill me.”
What?
or: after Jabber saves Zanka from a suicide attempt, he tries some unusual ways of getting him back to normal.
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Zanka Nijiku and the 13 Reasons He Doesn't Drink by junkdrawer (junkdrawer873)
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
11 Jun 2026
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Zanka goes to grasp his necklace for comfort. He knows it’ll be there because he always wears it- a silver pendant shaped like a staff or tuning fork. He knows he’ll be wearing it because it lives around his neck... but its not there. His hand clutches empty space and the fuschia mystery hoodie- FUCK.
Zanka didn’t go to parties. He wasn’t one for clubbing. When Riyo or Enjin managed to drag him to a bar, he’d have maybe two drinks. And this is exactly why.
OR: After a night spent black out drunk, Zanka wakes up in alone in a random car with no phone, no assistaff, and some rando's ring.
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How to beat a masochist. By Riyo Reaper. by QueenOfFiniteSpace
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga)
12 Sep 2025
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Riyo discovered a thing or two.
In her defense, it was completely accidental.
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Goodbye, Bad-bye, Non final bye by Etstrubal
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
30 Dec 2025
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Sometimes it's more shit talking, or talking shit. Sometimes it's more fighting. Sometimes, it's Zanka biting Jabber's lip and Jabber shuddering and cackling into his mouth and wanting him back, whatever Zanka has to give, all he has to give.
Normal. Usual. Been going on for so long, has come so far, transformed in so many ways, Zanka can barely remember a Jabber-less life. Doesn't particularly want to, either.
He never suspected it'd break so easily, so unexpectedly.
Zanka and Jabber are in a full on secret situationship, and have been for a long, long while. One night, Enjin stumbles upon them making out in an alley.
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- Part 2 of Janka Junkie / Zabber Sucker
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Kousekibyou
This rare disease occurs in extreme cases of touch starvation. As the body forgets how to feel affection, the patient crystallizes into a statue.
Ulysses is sick. In attempt to cure himself, he observes how his classmates interact with touch.
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It was merely curiosity that led him to this predicament. A stupid idea like many others he ever had that popped up out of nowhere while staring at Mr. Bad Attitude stupid dazed expression long enough to actually start to think he looks cute; He just wanted to see how Zan-Zan will look wearing one of Makira’s rings to save the mental image for later when alone at the comfort of the Raider’s base. How could he have predicted she would choose to get stuck like this!?
Or, Jabber fucks around and finds more about himself than he could ever want to know.
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- Part 1 of Janka? More like JUNK ain't I right fellas?
- Part 1 of You hold the organs keeping me alive
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hate me like no other lover, baby by Anonymous
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
02 Jun 2026
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Jabber understood the value of secrecy-- really, he did. Still, when that crew of "Cleaners" begin to disrupt Zodyl's plans while sporting full-masks and goofy outfits, he couldn't quite take it seriously.
At least his favourite Cleaner, the blondie with the stick, always showed him a good time! Wonder how he looks under there!
or: secret identity (but not really) shenanigans
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- Part 6 of hyperfixating on janka
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Jabber has a little crush on his costar, no big deal. Well, maybe it isn't little. And maybe it's a big fucking deal. Because Jabber has a crush on Zanka that's the size of Jupiter and he can't do anything about it.
Janka Actor Au inspired by rosze_quartz on TikTok!!
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Jabber blinks, feeling like his insides were put into a blender and rearranged.
Was it just him, or did the world feel a lot… bigger than it once was?
He turns, trying to see if he can get a better grasp of his surroundings.
He glanced down at his paws--
Wait. Paws? Since when did he have paws?!
or: jabber turns into a cat and zanka is forced to look after him. thats it thats the fic
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- Part 8 of hyperfixating on janka
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Sometimes Gris seriously wonders what exactly goes on up in Enjin’s head. He’s a team leader with three kids, and is somehow one of the most reckless people he knows. Not with the kids around, but when he’s off by himself? It’s like all that stuff he tells his team goes out the door. Like it just doesn’t apply to him. He’d never let one of his kids go waltzing around in a No Man’s Land or a polluted zone alone. But him? Oh that was fair game, it didn’t matter if he did it.
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Enjin stresses Gris out.
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- Part 2 of Gachiakuta
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Enjin pretty much never sleeps through the night. It's not necessarily a problem, or at least, not one to which he hasn't become accustomed. But his insomniac habits have unintentionally led to him discovering… feelings… and he really does not have time to process that right now, so he will be shoving those feelings way, way down. Which will totally work. Right?
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“I want the names of these biased teachers and that coach, I want to speak to them.”
“Oh okay, they all happen to be the same person and he actually seems to still be in the building if you wish to speak to him. His office is the one beside the Gym and his name is on the door.”
He swiftly turns towards the door, opening it but right before he leaves he asks.
“What’s the guy’s name?”
“Mr. Gris Rubion”
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Enjin is a dad of 3 and all of them get suspended by the same teacher, Gris, and they have to work together to solve their kid’s issues and their own.
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College is supposed to be where you go to make your dreams come true, but honestly… this feels more like a nightmare. Somehow—somehow—I managed to screw up on the very first day. It took me an hour and a half just to find my dorm. And as if that wasn’t enough, when I finally picked up my placement and keys, I realized I’d registered for a shared dorm instead of an individual one. Awesome, right? I sigh, standing in front of the door to my room. 404. Ironic, isn’t it? The number of pure misfortune.“Fuck it,” I mumble as I unlock the door. “This day couldn’t possibly get any worse.”
And yeah—the second I say that, I know I’ll regret it.
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Inspired by ☆NUNI☆ Janaka plushie skit that had me dying and testing my first Janka one shot. I laughed a lot writing this so I hope y'all do the same. Thank you ☆NUNI☆ for inspiring me and allowing me to share in this funny story. I appreciate you
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It was always going to end like this. There was no other way it could end. Zanka knew that from the beginning, they both did.
Was it hubris to think he could stop fate? Was it love to want to try anyways?
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Jabber's death, and the months that lead up to it.
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Tutoring gone wrong (or maybe right?) - How to fall in love with your academic rival | Janka by s0ul_eat3r
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
24 May 2026
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Zanka never felt good enough. The more exams at school, the more time and effort he put into studying; with his hard work, he could score at least 90, which still guaranteed him a high place in the school’s student ranking – despite this fact, he pushed himself even more beyond his abilities, just to not make his family disappointed. It still wasn’t enough for him.
On the other hand there was Jabber. An easy-going and laid back guy, who never really cared for grabbing a textbook and actually studying. What was suprising, his scores were almost perfect. With barely any effort, he easily outperformed Zanka at many academic areas and made himself go up in the school ranking. This annoyed Zanka as hell – how could Jabber, some random dude, be better at so many subjects than him?
One day, Jabber offers to help Zanka with chemistry. Little did they knew it would spiral into something serious. But will it be something necessarily bad?
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"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
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Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.
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When Jabber first understood soulmates, he had thought it was for weaklings.
Another half of your soul? Really? Why would anyone need something like that to be fulfilled?
People treated their skin like it was sacred, never marring it in fear of ruining that pristine canvas for their soulmate. But Jabber had already assumed he didn’t have a soulmate-- so why bother?
And yet, when that scorching blue ink had burned into his skin, he could only stare.
or: soulmates au for janka week 2026- string of fate saturday!
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- Part 5 of hyperfixating on janka
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Zanka honestly should’ve taken that as a sign to run away but alas he didn’t realise the mess he was about to get into. It was certainly going to be a problem.
[Or in which, The Cleaners and The Raiders are rival coffee shops. With Zankas’s luck, he ends up dorming with Jabber, the barista of The Raiders — and everything spirals out of his control.]
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You’re My Doll and I’m Your Puppet by Anonymous
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
02 Jan 2026
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Zanka ends up lost at the doll’s festival and encounters a certain raider.
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- Part 2 of Live Laugh Love Janka