18 Bookmarks by Helloitsareader
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“There’s a law against fraternization between officers, Havoc. Are you trying to lose your job?”
Bizarrely, Havoc somehow looks even more befuddled than before.
“Is this some sort of joke? That got scrapped when Grumman revised rules of conduct.”
“When Grumman did what?”
“Sir, it just happened two weeks ago. It went past your desk, for God’s sake. Where have you been?”
(In which nobody told Roy Mustang that Hawkeye was fair game.)
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- Part 1 of The Natural Progression
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Do You Trust Me? by ohmytheon
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
10 Nov 2016
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Honestly, people should know by now that it's not a good idea to kidnap Edward Elric, unless you want to deal with his flame-wielding, maybe protective-more-than-is-necessary boss.
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In Defiance of Reason by metisket
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
13 Dec 2012
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“Yeah, yeah, I know. You’re doin’ your best. It’s just your best isn’t quite good enough, Colonel. So while you’re doing whatever the hell it is you do, I’ll be here cleaning up after you.”
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- Part 1 of demon alchemist
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Know the Difference by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
10 Feb 2017
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“You’ve heard the rumors,” Mustang says, looking at Ed over the top of his latest report, “about the angels.”
Ed scoffs and rolls his eyes, “Angels don’t exist, don’t be ridiculous.”
“Of course, of course,” he murmurs, gaze sliding back down, “There have been multiple eye witness accounts, however.”
Ed slouches into the chair and doesn’t bother to keep the contempt to from his voice when he says, “Don’t depend on anything with wings to save you. Things that were made to leave always end up doing so, in the end.”
“Yes, well,” he says, “sometimes they come back.”
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dean's coworkers vs the heteronormative agenda by cowboydeanwinchester for maxguevra
Fandoms: Supernatural
24 Jan 2021
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Dean started working at a local auto repair shop in Lebanon, Kansas about a year ago. His coworkers don't know much about him. Except that he has a wife. Or maybe he doesn't. But he has a kid. Who is either a toddler or a high schooler. Who is either named Jack or Sammy. He also might have a best friend named Cas, but that also might be his wife.
Truth is nobody knows what to make of Dean.
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In universe, where nobody dies and Cas and Dean get domestic and Dean doesn't realize the mental hoola-hoops he's causing his coworkers to work through.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Helloitsareader
09 Feb 2026
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Destiel, outsider pov normal au? Dean is a mechanic
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a spin around the rumor mill by ilovegetosuguru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Aug 2021
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Gojo Satoru
Professor in the PHYSICS DEPARTMENT at JUJUTSU TECHNICAL COLLEGE.
PHYS 161
Rating: 1/5Professor Gojo WILL keep you past scheduled class time to talk about his husband. Make sure you listen because his tests include details about his personal life. I failed the midterm because I didn’t remember their anniversary date.
All in all - DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS. The fact that someone actually married this heathen is astounding.
Or, a spin around the rumor mill leads Nobara to the wrong answer.
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Sonatina (Prelude, Intermezzo, Coda) by evil_whimsey
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club
16 Sep 2010
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It is four o'clock on a Wednesday afternoon in March, when Kyouya concludes that he is never, ever going to fall in love.
(Written for a song prompt: Beck, "We Live Again")Bookmarked by Helloitsareader
08 Feb 2026
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There's a tiny clock on his wrist, bright red numbers. It's supposed to tick, supposed to move, supposed to tell him when he'll meet his soulmate. The time will run to zero when they've met, moving numbers will become stationary—the ticking that signified uncertainty transforming to the silent stability of forever.
Iwaizumi Hajime's clock hasn't ticked for as long as he can remember.
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Taking care of Kaoru has never been difficult, or a chore, for they had both come to a silent agreement to always look after each other.
To always take care of each other. “You’ve done the same for me,” Kojiro tells him after a moment of silence. “It’s what we do, Kaoru. We take care of each other.”
(or: kojiro becomes the super nurse of everyone's dreams and kaoru gets loved on).
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- Part 4 of you feel like home (to me)
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A fact about Kojiro Nanjo and his soft, big heart; he was in love with his best friend. And he was an adult, so admitting that was so much more embarrassing than it should be.
It didn’t help that he had been feeling this way for fifteen whole years.
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Kaoru had to double-check his brain. Yup, he definitely put the words ‘Kojiro’ and ‘Husband’ together in a sentence. His brain put the words together and they fit. The words fit better than any puzzle Kaoru had ever solved. What.
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Or, the one where Joe is the perfect husband material and Cherry only realizes that after getting smacked in the head with a longboard. -
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“Baby.”
Joe blinks. “Am I supposed to be Baby?”
“Mhm.”
“Shit, how many drugs did they give you?”
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Joe is the one by Cherry’s side when he wakes up in the hospital. The pain medication hasn’t worn off. -
i've got these habits that i cannot break by clumsycrow (orphan_account) for thebubblequeen
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
04 Apr 2021
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Miya puts on his most pitiful face and tucks himself into Joe’s side. “My dads are getting divorced,” he says, trying to sound like the very subject of conversation puts him close to tears. He feels Joe’s chest constrict, like he’s trying to hold in a reaction, and Miya digs one of his nails into his friend's side. If Joe laughs now, not only will Miya commit homicide, but the victim will be one specific head chef.
Joe’s chest relaxes and he says, in the same sad tone as Miya, “He was cheating on me with the head chef at his restaurant."
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Bookmarked by Helloitsareader
08 Feb 2026
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Faking dating cherry but also found family not as long as the other
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Joe and Cherry run into a problem. Conspiracy theories have started to surface in some fan forums of "S" that the two of them are secretly dating one another.
Both of them agree that the idea is absurd, but can't agree on which one of them would be the better boyfriend if they actually were dating. So they decide to have a competition, to see who can be the better romantic partner when pitted up against one another.
- Language:
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- 30/30
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Bookmarked by Helloitsareader
08 Feb 2026
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Sk8 the infinity cherry fake dating fucking long tho
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Sorry, He's What. by Mushroom Shitpost (loverotted) for SomePebbles
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
30 Apr 2022
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Kaidou overhears something he shouldn't have and now Saiki's a gang member, apparently.
AKA
Misunderstanding after misunderstanding happens, and somehow Saiki misses all of them.
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Exposed by Levi_is_daddyyy
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
07 Jul 2021
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‘Perhaps this is what my ESP dream was about; the local idiots making my lunch period unbearable.’
I was brought out of my thoughts by what Kaidou said. “Hey guys did you hear about that dude on the internet who has been exposing psychics and their powers!”
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Or: Saiki knew something bad was going to happen today, he just didn't expect it to be his powers being revealed to the whole planet.
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Selcouth by phantasper
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
21 Apr 2023
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“Is it hard being a psychic?”
It's an odd question— one that admittedly catches the pink-haired boy off guard— but he doesn't hesitate to respond.
"Good grief… of course it is. There's always something to fix, or somebody to save. But I'm used to it."
The rabbit steps closer, eyeing him. “Is that why you look so unhappy?”
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In which Saiki befriends a baby rabbit, toils with his sense of humanity, and continues to push people away.
- Language:
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- 16/16
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Bookmarked by Helloitsareader
31 Jan 2026
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Depressed saiki fic gets an emotional support animal
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All of my Merlin fics in one place for comfort and ease of use ^-^
**Quality may vary- Words:
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Bookmarked by Helloitsareader
11 May 2022
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Morgana opened the door to reveal Leon’s smiling face, Gwen hanging on one of his arms. They noticed the wine with narrowed eyes as Morgana dramatically poured herself a glass three sizes too big without uttering a word to suggest why.
“What –?” Leon’s face scrunched up in confusion.
“Arthur,” Morgana declared, gulping down too much wine at once in order to prepare herself for the bone-chilling announcement, “is bringing his new boyfriend over tonight.”
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Bookmarked by Helloitsareader
21 Jan 2021