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    Hazy: Okay, I just talked with Harris.

    Hazy: Ugly pants exchange for the next away game is a go.

    Shane: Didn't we just do this?

    Shane: Are we really going to subject ourselves to this again?

    Bood: Those were shirts, Hollander. 👕

    Bood: These are pants. 👖

    Bood: See the difference?

    Shane: There is not enough difference in the world to make me want to do this again.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    Shane: You all seriously want to do this?

    Shane: Like you know this is going to be on the internet forever, right?

    Ilya: Sorry everyone.

    Ilya: He still has this weird sense of self-preservation.

    Ilya: We're working on it.

    Bood: Come on, Hollander.

    Bood: It'll be fun!

    Bood: We'll all look like idiots together.

    Shane: That's not as comforting as you think it is.

    Evan: Is there a limit on the number of rainbows and dicks that can be on the shirt?

    Evan: Asking for the person I'm buying for who maybe definitely is named Shane Hollander.

    Shane: I hate all of you.

    Ilya: See you at the airport!! ✈️👕🏒

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    14 Sep 2026

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    Troy: Uh, guys.
    Troy: I just saw something I don’t think I was supposed to see.

    Bood: Seriously, Barrett?
    Bood: I told you to be careful on those porn sites.

    Hazy: 👀

    Troy: No!
    Troy: Fuck.
    Troy: NO.
    Troy: I went to the hospital to see Roz.

    Dykstra: Wait, didn’t he say for us to not visit?
    Dykstra: That he was totally fine and would be home tomorrow?

    Troy: Well, yeah, but I didn’t think that meant ME.

    Bood: I’m pretty sure that was exclusively for you.

    Haas: How was he?
    Haas: Did he look okay?
    Haas: Do you think he’s going to be alright?

    Troy: Uh, yeah.
    Troy: I think he’s going to be fine.
    Troy: Because Shane Hollander was lying in the hospital bed with him.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    TROY:
    Is there such a thing as a player walk out? Like what if we just refused to play our game on Monday?

    Or: The first few days after Shane and Ilya are outed, as told by group chats and social media

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    11 Sep 2026

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    [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Behind them several of their teammates, including Luca Haas, Troy Barrett, Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Evan Dykstra, Nick Chouinard, Tanner Dillon, and several rookies stand behind them. Shane sits with his arms crossed in the chair, looking slightly uncomfortable, while Ilya appears relaxed with his legs spread wide as he smiles at Shane. Harris Drover's voice can be heard behind the camera.]

    Harris: Alright, everyone, I'm going to ask you questions about who is more likely to do something between Shane and Ilya, and then you'll move behind the one you think the statement most matches, and if you think it equally applies, you can stand in the middle. Sound good?

    [There's a chorus of agreement, except for one loud, 'no' from Shane, and Zane playfully ruffles his hair causing Shane to blush, his scowl lightening slightly.]

    Harris: Great! Okay, here's the first question.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    The hockey twitter world explodes when a new Shane fan account under the name "Lily" pops up. And all she tweets about is how bad she wants to fuck Shane Hollander.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    “You are sooo boring,” Shane whines again. “Wanna hear something not boring?” He attempts to wiggle his eyebrows at him, but he only manages a weird half arch on one of them. Hayden would think it’s kind of adorable, if it wasn’t for the topic of conversation at hand.

    “No, I don’t,” and Hayden prays inside his head for Shane to actually not tell him anything else.

    God (and Shane) ignore his pleas.

    “He fucks me so good after he wins a game. But he fucks me even better after I win”.

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    The Dentist!Fic in which Shane gets high off the anesthesia from getting his wisdom teeth removed and tells poor Hayden all about his and Ilya’s sex life.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    "When do you two even talk? You blackmailing him or something prick?” Hayden is getting angry again. “Why are you even here?” He blows up on that last part.

    Ilyas eyes widened with surprise, the idea of blackmailing Shane is disgusting and Ilyas face hardens at the accusation. Hayden might actually need some answers. Ilya collects his cool enough to stop himself from punching Pike. “Him and me are best hockey players, yes?”

    “Debatable” Hayden quips.

    ~

    It's the last few days of this blissful two week getaway for Shane and Ilya at the cottage. They are reveling in being together before they go back to hiding this relationship and executing their long game plan.

    So when Hayden and J.J. stop in to surprise Shane at his cottage for lunch on their way to an expo near Ottawa, the long game plan just got a bit shorter, and nothing quite goes to plan because this wasn't in the plan.

    Or... a world where Hayden Pike and J.J. find out about Shane being gay and being with Ilya all in one day. Redemption arc for J.J. handling it just about as well as Hayden does.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    Cliff slowly eases the phone out of Ilya's sleeping hand. He answers, putting the call on loudspeaker.
    'Rozanov. Thank fuck. I know you probably don't want to hear from me. But I was just fucking mugged. I don't know where the fuck I am. And my phone is going to die. Can you-'
    'Is that Shane fucking Hollander?!' Brad yells.
    There's a long pause before Shane speaks again. 'I'm in fucking hell.'

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    With Ilya indisposed, the Raiders rescue Shane from a terrible night in Boston.

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    09 Sep 2026

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    “Omega.” Ilya was on him in an instant, sprinting across the huge suite and pinning Shane to the door with his entire body weight, sharp fangs snapping closed an inch from the Omega’s jugular. “Yield.”

    Shane took a deep breath of the Alpha’s smoky, searing scent and whispered, “Fucking make me.” 

    “Wh-what?”

    “You either call me your Omega and chase me until I yield to you as mate.” Shane said slowly, firmly. “Or you stay away from me forever, cos I am done with this shit.” 

    “Hollander..?” 

    “You want me?” The Omega goaded, "You better come and get me.” then hooked his foot behind Ilya’s ankle, shifted his weight back and knocked Ilya right on his ass before bolting out the door.

    Ilya scrambled to his feet as fast as he could, fangs bared and eyes gone scarlet as he growled, "Okay Omega. You want to run?"

    “...I will chase you.”

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    09 Sep 2026

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    From a Threads Prompt: "Is there an omegaverse tuna melt fic it fic where Shane actually CAN'T leave because Ilya's knot is still inside him?"

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    “Hey!” Ilya almost howled when Shane tried to get off him, and he clamped his hands down at the Omega’s hips, snapping out a warning growl. “Stop. We are knotted. You have to stay here, stay on me, or you will hurt us both. Stop.” 

    “Right. Fuck.” Shane dragged his hands through his hair, then down his face, “Sorry. I just– I gotta get out of here right away. Please."

    “Well, we are stuck together.” Ilya forced his voice calm, “So maybe we should talk about this?

    “No. No way. This is my actual fucking nightmare.” Shane whispered. “This is the fucking worst– I can’t–” 

    “That is rude.” The Alpha frowned. “I thought I did a good job knotting you.” 

    “Are you fucking kidding me right now?” the Omega hissed, "This isn't funny!"

    "I mean" Ilya hesitated. "Is maybe a little--"

    "ROZANOV!"

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    08 Sep 2026

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    After a very illuminating conversation with Cliff Marleau on a night out, Carter Vaughn decides the rivalry is getting rather ridiculous. The tension between Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov is clearly at an all-time high.

    Which is why he makes a plan for the All Stars Game in 2017, recruiting a group of hockey players to help him.

    But in one thing Carter is very clear. Those two need to fuck it out.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    When in the 20/21 season Shane is forced to come out, Ilya is not far behind him.
    Twitter sees this as a chance to get the two rivals together, with help from their teammates.

    Except they’re already in a relationship, unbeknownst to everyone.

     

    (Hayden already knows like in the original timeline)

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    08 Sep 2026

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    The man doesn’t look phased. On the contrary, he’s acting like it’s completely normal to talk about sex with a stranger.

    “Well, my wife wants me to…” David hesitates, but what damage could it do? Tomorrow, he’ll be on a plane back to Ottawa and he’ll never see this man again. “She wants me to try being more dominant.”

    The Russian grins. “Oh, you have met the right person.”

    Or: In 2014, David and Ilya become friends and start swapping sex advice. It's too bad they don't recognize each other.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    The producers of After the Whistle asked Shane Hollander to rank his husband's Top Ten chirps of all time. Shane, being Shane, made a spreadsheet. Ilya, being Ilya, has notes.

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    01 Sep 2026

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    Over the years he thought maybe, just maybe, being knotted by an alpha semi regularly might change something, like his biology would one day answer Ilya’s despite their ups and downs. He even helped Rozanov through a rut one time, and at the time he thought surely his inner omega would finally respond to his pheromones and the teeth shaped bruises on his nape that almost resembled mating bites and give him a heat.
    But nothing.
    Heats are the last thing on his mind right now though. Ilya is spending two weeks with him at his cottage, alone. Completely and utterly alone. Together.

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    Omega Shane has never had a heat. Over the years, he has given up on expecting to have one, but when he spends two weeks with alpha Ilya in the comfort of his cottage, something unexpected happens: he is thrown head first into his very first heat. Luckily, Ilya is there to help.

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    01 Sep 2026

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    After the cottage, Shane panic-googles how to be a good boyfriend and follows every step.

    Ilya becomes increasingly convinced Shane is about to break up with him.

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    01 Sep 2026

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    “How long?”

    Shane was shaking.

    “Coach?”

    “How long have you been fucking Ilya Rozanov?”

    -

    Instead of getting injured during the game after Tampa, pictures are released exposing the secret relationship between Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. The two rival captains are forced to choose between everything they've spent years building and the person they never quite learned how to let go.

    Unfortunately, neither of them has ever been particularly good at walking away.

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    01 Sep 2026

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    Peter Parker has been given a room in Stark Tower, and is absolutely struggling with how to decorate it. It’s only when he stops overthinking it, that he realizes what he wants.

    (Alternatively; Peter is more like a spider than anyone would like to admit)

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Léa Martin @MrsLéaMartin92
    Shane Hollander is TAKEN !?

    Clara @mrsshanehollander4ever
    Shane Hollander has a BABY????

    Léonie @LeonieGagnon27328
    Is this officially the NHL’s cutest baby?

    Lily @BostonLily1991
    DOES THE BABY HAVE FRECKLES?

    Charlotte @charlottefromquébec
    Replying to @BostonLily1991
    what?

    One month before the tuna melt incident, pictures are posted online of Shane and Hayden’s outing to the aquarium.

    Within minutes, the internet is convinced that Shane Hollander has become a father, and people everywhere are mourning the fact that the NHL’s most eligible bachelor is off the market.

    “People everywhere” includes Ilya Rozanov.

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