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Anchor by KabochaKitsune
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
10 Sep 2024
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It hadn't started in the Odyssey.
It had started before he ever became Deadpool.
I know, I know, you're here because AO3 has a common tag for "Honda Odyssey Fight Scene in Movie, colon, Deadpool 3, colon, Deadpool ampersand Wolverine, parenthetical 2024, end parenthetical." Thank god whichever of you codified that is certifiable because that's a damn good fap-fodder search filter, but it sure is a hell of a mouthful. Speaking of mouthfuls -
Nonono, don't worry, I'm not going to narrate this whole thing because we all know how much Gens Y through Z are allergic to first-person.
Anyway, you're here for the mouthful that is that tag filter and the mouthful that is apparently too many characters for the summary section and the mouthful or eighteen I'm going to get of the other guy in the primary relationship tag, and don't worry, that's coming, and so am I, and so is he, and we're going to beat that joke to death, but our author here started with the intent to write its own version of The Odyssey Scene and then, you know, authors. Strap in. We'll get back to their narrative now, and if you've read their other shit and the tags, oh boy, you know you're in for something juicy.
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The bed shifts; Sasuke barely stirs. Even in sleep, he can smell Naruto's chakra as clearly as he can smell the fresh flash of pine in a wood fire: familiar, warm, safe. Safe as long as the fire's circled with big white stones and the surrounding dirt cleared of brush, anyway. Safe, as long as you keep your wits about you and remember a fire is a fire after all.
A hand clamps across Sasuke's mouth like a vice, fingers digging dents into his cheeks, and the scent flares in a way that makes Sasuke feel as though he's stumbled right through a scattering of stones and stepped knee-deep into lit tinder.
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It's probably a good idea if the rest of the crew learns some cooking basics in case Sanji ends up out of commission.
The problem with that is Sanji and all his Issues™ being the one doing the teaching.
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- Part 8 of Flufftober 2021
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"So... you do like his cooking?"
"You really that dense? What'd I say about not eating trash?"
"Okay, okay, fair. It's just..." Usopp gestured vaguely. "You just say anything he makes is 'fine.'"
"Yeah. You think he'd let me live it down if I ever said a good word about him? Fuck that."
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"Besides. How am I supposed to romance with food a man like him who'll eat whatever I set in front of him and call it all 'fine'?"
"I'm working on that part. But you've got to work on your manners."
"Nami-swan, please, if I said a single kind word to him after all these months of how we've been, I'd never hear the end of it. He'd throw it back in my face."
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- Part 7 of Flufftober 2021
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Zoro pivoted himself to be on a kind of defensive: back to his mate, full guard toward the remaining marines. He felt the alpha notice the shift, as acutely as he felt the weight of his body slowing down - paralytic, he remembered overhearing. But he was still a force, still a demon in human form. Only once he'd brained the last one with the butt of Shuusui did he falter, and fuck, take a knee on the cobblestone.
Sanji was already there.
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- Part 6 of Flufftober 2021
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Zoro spoke with his hands. Not the way most people meant that, not in gestures while speaking with his mouth. No, he spoke to Sanji with hands on his shoulders, on his jaw, on his skin; asked questions with nudges of his nose to Sanji's jaw, clasps of strong palms on his hips. He pushed and pulled and requested and demanded with his hands, with as much subtlety and nuance as any eloquent man did with words.
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- Part 5 of Flufftober 2021
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"Here." The cook felt a tap on his shoulder. Blinked back to reality and took the comb in his hand. Met those steely eyes, full of reflections of the night's stars and the festival's lights, set above a cranky frown that didn't meet their depths, and tugged the bastard in by the collar to kiss him full on the mouth, in full view of god and everyone, hangups and hindsight be damned. The swordsman took only a moment to catch up, to tilt his head and run fingers into the hair he'd just untangled.
Sanji had to take a breath once they'd parted. "...One ride of my choice," he managed before having to clear his throat with a swallow. "Just one."
"...Yeah. Just giving you a hard time, Curlybrow."
"You sure know how to do that," Sanji snorted. And then... deep breath... laced his fingers with the other's. Tugged gently, ignoring that the bastard's mouth fell open before he fell into step, and led the clever dumbass to the center of the park.
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- Part 4 of Flufftober 2021
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Self-indulgent early morning ZoSan cuddles, incipient heat.
T rating is probably closer to PG.
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- Part 3 of Flufftober 2021
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The shudder of breath against Zoro's face could have been laughter, chill, jitters. It didn't matter, when it was chased by a press of lips to his, a kiss by way of hello, and Zoro folded right into it, eyes drifting shut. The cook's arms sluiced around him, hands clasping right at the small of his back, holding him where he belonged.
"...We're gonna be late," the cook mumbled against his mouth, not quite pulling away. Zoro grinned into the kiss.
"I'm okay with that," the swordsman whispered in return. He leaned back in, and his mate gave no protest.
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- Part 2 of Flufftober 2021
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As his eyes traveled the rest of the way back down to earth from the top of that ridiculous fifty-foot striker tower, they lit on the swordsman, winding up like a steel driver, muscles fucking rippling under his shirt, the white starkly visible in the twilight dim. The bell rang again, far overhead. Sanji barely heard it. Just watched the easy flow of arms and back and neck and hips as the bastard swung one more time like it was nothing, like the sledge didn't have 30lb. etched into the side. Like his secondary sex, as ever, meant absolutely nothing, and everyone nearby could bear witness to that incontrovertible truth.
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- Part 1 of Flufftober 2021
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"What do I smell like?"
"Damned if I know," the warlord breathed, shoving the swordsman down so he could pull his damned coat off, yank his haramaki over his head. "You're the first person who's ever smelled this good and I want to eat you alive."
Zoro's breath caught. Not in the way Law expected, not in one of the many gasps of pleasure he'd already pulled out of the other man. His brows were high when Law's gaze returned to his face, his working eye just a little wide. Law felt a sudden heat rush up his throat and into his face.
"Shut up," he mumbled, moving back to work off Zoro's boots (to break eye contact).
The younger man's swallow was audible.
"...Nobody's smelled as good as you, either."
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- Part 2 of You Smell Good
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"What'd you do to me!?"
"Now now, big brother. It's not very kind of you to assume all pitfalls in your life are my doing."
"Stop snake-talking and fix it!"
Azula's laugh was a bright, merry version of a horrible cackle. "Aw, Zuzu. I can't fix anything that's wrong with you."
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- Part 15 of A/B/O/tober 2020
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Izo paled as their newest commander started to descend the ladder.
"Ace - dear. Now's not the best time."
Ace quirked a brow. "What's up? How come you're all down here by the - "
And then his nose twitched, and he fell the last few rungs down the ladder.
"Holy shit."
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- Part 14 of A/B/O/tober 2020
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"I'm going to knot you," Madara growled, both hands fisting in all that pretty hair. "Right here. Give you what you want. Shut you the fuck up for a bit, hm?"
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- Part 13 of A/B/O/tober 2020
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Every step Sanji took, he wanted to die.
Every step he took, gods, he felt alive.
It was strange, odd, uncomfortable, glorious, his mate's arm around his shoulders, all burly muscle, tucking Sanji under impressive biceps and up against just-as-impressive obliques. You'd think Zoro was an alpha to look at him on a normal day. Broad, head high as always - could he have walked any other way if he tried? - dripping confidence, exuding well-earned ego. And his lover, Sanji, so much narrower, several inches shorter with their carefully chosen shoes, head a little ducked as he smoked through a slim little black filter.
"I think I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack."
"Good thing I'm here to give you mouth to mouth, cutie."
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- Part 12 of A/B/O/tober 2020
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None of them called him the "ship's omega." It wasn't... really like that. A lot of ships had omega crewmates whose station was defined by their secondary sex, or at the least who joined up knowing what their job was among a shipful of pirates out to sea for weeks at a time.
Zoro was not that.
He wasn't a friend with benefits or a glorified servant or even one of the so-called Crewman Os who had their own jobs and stations but lay down and made their bodies available when a crewmate needed it. He was just... Zoro.
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- Part 11 of A/B/O/tober 2020
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From the second heat, Doffy had kept Dellinger on a shorter leash than most. During his first, Dellinger had torn apart three colosseum fighting-fish, nine young men and women, and over a dozen guards before Doflamingo had caught up to the boy himself and used Parasite String to hold him still while he Sky Pathed him back into the top of the palace tower. He'd nearly lost an arm when he turned the boy loose.
Now, kept one thick hand directly on the back of the boy's neck, holding him tightly enough to bruise.
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- Part 10 of A/B/O/tober 2020
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"Hey. How about you do it to me. Call it even."
Kuwabara's pen scraped a jagged line across the paper as he looked up, mouth hanging open. Then he snorted, ears going redder as his mouth turned down. "Don't make fun of me, Urameshi. It's not like I'm in rut, it wouldn't be the same."
"Then call me when you are." Yusuke had no idea what the fuck he was saying. But it seemed right. "Tit for tat, yeah? And maybe then I'll get it."
Kuwabara scowled at him for a long moment.
"Not like I've got the whole demon thing backing me up?"
"Yeah. Is it the demon thing that did it, or everything else?"
"...Dunno. Not like I've got a lot to compare it to."
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- Part 9 of A/B/O/tober 2020
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Or, "Haven't You People Ever Heard of Closing the Goddamn Door?"
Or, don't ever try to talk to Luffy about what you are and are not actually doing, especially if what you're doing is standing within smelling distance of your
hotmale crewmate's heat and trying not to die.Series
- Part 8 of A/B/O/tober 2020
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Water Temple by KabochaKitsune
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
09 Oct 2020
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Link choked, not on the water, not with the Zora Tunic on, but on the sensation of tension and heat exploding in his chest. The water was heavy. Thick, like he'd expected, almost gooey in his lungs. It was like trying to run through a hot spring: he could feel that he was getting oxygen, that he was neither drowning nor suffocating, but his throat stuttered and his head swam. It was a long moment before he realized he'd reached the bottom of the pool, tile cool under his knees, and looked up to try to find Navi.
Found himself staring directly into a single, huge, disembodied eye.
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- Part 7 of A/B/O/tober 2020