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Tommy's Guide to Surviving an Alien Abduction by I_TheFeatherQuill_I
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 Sep 2024
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Tommy watched in growing apprehension as his handler left the room. The other three aliens all moved to the side to seemingly watch.
“What’s going on?” Tommy asked. “What do you want with me?”
None of them replied, but they did look enraptured with him. Like he was some kind of exotic animal in the zoo. He curled into the blanket as much as he could, wishing he could sink through the floor.
What were they even staring at?
Bunch of creeps.
-------------------------------------------------Tommy thought getting abducted by aliens meant he'd be tied to a slab and dissected. That... didn't happen. Instead, they coo, stare, and pamper him like a treasured pet. If only he could get them to see he was sentient. Easy, right?
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Bookmarked by LatteUndoubt
04 Dec 2025
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We Don't Make The Rules, We Simply Break Them by Dragonire
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
13 Mar 2023
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“Are you—fucking mad?” Sentinel heaves.
“You asked for me,” Tommy pants, trying not to show pain but knows he’s not succeeding as he heaves air like a man starved. “You asked the heroes to hand me over in exchange for the hostages. You’ve seen me fight. Zyghost knows too.”
He knows that Tommy can’t jump anymore, but that’s all of it. Maybe they’re thinking his electricity and power shocks is something tied to his teleportation, but they can’t know the true extent of Tommy’s “power” and he’s pretty sure that that is what’s keeping him alive.“You want to poke me,” he hisses, although it doesn’t sound nearly as threatening as he wants, when he’s so goddamned tired and hurt and fucking aching.
“You want to prod me. You want to figure out my powers. Either you think I’m your new bargaining chip or your new protégé you want to torture into submission,” he spits, hitting the nail on its fucking head when Sentinel freezes in his sights. “Well I’m fucking neither. I’m Theseus, illegal fucking vigilante and two of your hostages happened to be my family.“And this is personal, bitch.”
Or: Being a vigilante isn’t simple—or legal—but Tommy refuses to sit on the sidelines.
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- Part 9 of All My MCYT/RPF Works
- Part 1 of The Rules Are Made To Be Broken
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Bookmarked by LatteUndoubt
08 Feb 2025
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Tommy Innit may not be the most well-behaved kid or even the best person at times, but he certainly deserves better than to be abducted by aliens. Luckily for him, the aliens didn't seem to expect him to be able to break out of the stupid cage they stuffed him in and destroy their ship from the inside out.
Now he just has to figure out where to go from here.
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Philza just wants to fly his cargo ship with his two sons, he's left behind all the excitement of his old life, so when he hears rumors of a human crash landing on the trading post where they are docked, he gathers up what he had managed to get and takes off again.
This time with a stowaway.
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- Part 1 of Human Error
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- English
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- 33,252
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- 13/13
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Bookmarked by LatteUndoubt
09 Jun 2024
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SBI Whumptober 2023 by orphan_account
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, Sleepy Bois Inc
16 Dec 2023
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Sleepy Bois Inc Hurt/Comfort Whumptober
All prompts by Anarchy_and_Piglins on Twitter!!- Words:
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Bookmarked by LatteUndoubt
15 Dec 2023
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TommyInnit's Infamous Taxi Service by Roohoo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
03 Feb 2024
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AUTHOR NOTE: CURRENTLY WRITING WILBURS CHARACTER OUT OF THE FIC (Chapters 1-13 updated so far <3)
---------This wasn’t happening, was it?
Tommy stutters, his tongue suddenly turning to rubber and stares at the man, one of the world's top villains, in his passenger's seat. “I—”
“One moment.” The Angel holds up a finger, popping the door open and looking towards the back of Tommy’s car. He cups a hand to his face. “Boys, get in this fucking car or I’m leaving you behind!”
Tommy twists in his seat, head snapping back to look out his back window and watches as three more men (holy shit, is that the Blade?) come darting towards his car.
Oh god, no.
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A fic where Tommy, an ex hero and now broke teen, accidentally becomes a get away driver and healer for the worlds most wanted villains. Found family chaos ensuesSeries
- Part 2 of Bumps in the road
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- English
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Bookmarked by LatteUndoubt
11 Dec 2023

