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    “He wants doll brushes because he’s seen the girls at the park brushing their plushies with them. Their dolls too, obviously. But he wants to brush that pelt you brought him-”

    David sets his crossword book down, giving Yuna his full attention.

    “What?”

    “The pelt of fur? Looks like a wolf, or maybe one of those big cats?” Yuna says, waving her hand dismissively. “Either way, I don’t think doll brushes are the right choice. We can look into getting him a set of actual grooming tools, he needs to learn that the right tools for the right job are an important-”

    “Yuna. Sweetheart.” David interrupts. “I did not buy our son a piece of dead animal as a souvenir from Russia.”

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    Ilya loses something important at the airport; years later, Shane gives it back to him.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    When Shane wakes up behind the dumpster of the dive bar down the street from his Montreal condo, the first thing that comes to mind is that he’s not quite sure how he got here.

    His neck is bent at an uncomfortable angle where he’s slumped against the dirty brick wall, cheek scraped up from the bricks, with the rest of him splayed out on the ground awkwardly. His whole body aches, and if he had to guess about what happened to him, he’d probably put forward the idea that he was run over by a semi-truck. Because it fucking feels like he has been. Every single bone in his body hurts, his muscles are tight, and his head… fuck, his head. It feels like his brain is trying to split open his skull and jump out of his body. 

    The bright morning sun shining down doesn’t help either. He sits up slowly, with a groan, wincing against the blinding light and the pain as he lifts a hand to rub at his face… which is when he notices the blood caked beneath his fingernails. 

    Or: the one where Shane gets turned into a werewolf.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    “Marlow’s death is a tragedy for the hockey community. We lost an athlete at the peak of his career, well before his time.”

    “Our hearts go out to Boston.”

    “This casts a long shadow on Raiders captain Ilya Rozanov. What really happened that night?”

    “Yes, lots of speculation about Rozanov, whose year has been nothing but casualty after casualty. Truly bizarre series of events in the hockey world.”

    Something dark is going on with Rozanov. A curse from the past that won't let him go.

    Shane has his own secrets to protect. No one can ever know what he really is. Not even Ilya.

    But if they’re going to tread dangerous water, they might as well do it together.

    (Cursed!Ilya and Folktale Creature!Shane, a ghosts and monsters AU)

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    14 Mar 2026

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    Shane heads straight to his stall, starts tugging his jersey over his head, and without any preamble, turns to Ostrovsky and says, “Rook, what was the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”

    Guiltily, Ostrovsky lisps, “Get into shit with Rozanov and Marleau.”

    Shane sighs, all put-upon weariness. “And what was the literal first thing you did?”

    Or: Five fights Shane Hollander (tries to) stop on the ice, and the one that he starts.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    While jerking off and thinking of each other, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov switch bodies. With a week before they meet for their first game of their second professional season, they've got no choice but to live each others' lives until then. But will seeing each other in person reverse whatever switched them?

    Ilya plans to enjoy the admiration, while Shane is about to learn what it's like to be respected, but not loved. They both also find they're enjoying their predicament more than they should - and they've switched more than just appearances. Tastes and language skills remain, as do echoes of other memories.

    Shane's about to learn there's more to the dickish Russian than an attitude and talent, and Ilya's about to learn that being the golden boy isn't all it's cracked up to be.

    --
    MAIN STORY: 1-13 (complete)
    MINI ARC (Birthday Suit): 14-17 (complete)
    MINI ARC (Cottage Country): 18-20 (complete)
    More stories in the continuity potentially to be added!
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    A bodyswap fic that breaks some of the usual tropes of the genre and uses the swap to allow them to speedrun getting to know each other.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Aziraphale susses out Crowley's pre-Fall identity, as the Archangel Raphael. With this, he must rethink everything he thought he knew about the last six thousand years, about his own identity and his friend's, and even the Ineffable Plan. There is a fight, expressions of fear and hurt, reconciliation, yearning and confusion, and the sorts of questions that by all rights should cause an angel to Fall.

    Also, at one point, Crowley admits he once lied about breeding rats for demonic ends.

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    17 Oct 2025

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    Raphael had been the third angel ever created, and he’d raised himself first with Michael’s clumsy help. Then he’d turned around and raised three more siblings, and loved them all so fiercely it hurt. He'd loved Aziraphale too, more than either of them really knew.

    And then, he fell. He lost everything. The bond he held with his siblings was ripped away, leaving an aching, empty void. And while he still has Aziraphale, the angel doesn't recognize the archangel who taught him how to care about the Earth. And Crowley refuses to tell him who he was, or how Aziraphale's voice is the one thing that can soothe the ache in his soul that wants, so badly, to feel a connection again.

    A story through the ages as an angel and a demon come to terms with their shared past.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    Zuko thinks the Avatar's collection of misfits is behaving weirdly. They're constantly acting like they know something he doesn't, like they know him when they definitely shouldn't, and they're constantly trying to get him to join them! Which he would never do!

    (For some reason, Sokka, Katara, and Aang have memories of growing old, and all the steps it took to get there, but have no idea what triggered it other than breaking Aang out of the iceberg. Naturally, they want things to be better, but teenage Zuko, still in his angry yelling phase? Adorable. They can work with this.)

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    27 Jul 2025

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    Sokka looked around the throne room with interest. “I always wondered what the world was like from up here - must be nice looking out at your adoring subjects.”

    “Being the Fire Lord is pretty dull,” Zuko said glumly, "unless you enjoy hearing people bicker about taxes. After a while, thwarting the occasional assassination is basically a form of stress relief."


    In which Fire Lord Zuko and Ambassador Sokka get drunk, go fishing, watch theatre, uncover a conspiracy, visit a teahouse, destroy a historical monument, and reckon with the painful legacy of the past – but not necessarily in that order. [PODFIC AVAILABLE]

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    20 Jun 2025

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    As fire spreads across Paris, Adrien Agreste decides to return from the exile his father’s death drove him to. Six years can put a lot of strain on old friendships, but he’s determined to set right what once went wrong.

    So why is the black cat being so cold to his Lady?

    New heroes are chosen, secret identities are revealed, and Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Rational Adult, manages to fall in love with her teenage crush a second time. It's not her fault! How is she supposed to resist the stray who has somehow learned how to flirt?

    Also, he keeps licking her.

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    31 May 2025

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    “I want you to teach me to fight,” Karen says again.

    “And what makes you think that I can teach you?” Matt says. His mouth attempts something like a smile -– bland, innocent, no Daredevil here, nope, not me -– but it’s more of a grimace than anything else.

    God, he is such a bad liar.

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    15 Apr 2025

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    Marinette notices that, sometimes, Adrien acts a little out of the ordinary--like the time he stood in a cardboard box for no reason, or when he actually hissed at Nino. It's only when she starts to notice the similarities between Adrien and a certain feline that she begins to get suspicious.

    Basically, Adrien acts like a cat when he probably shouldn't.

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    28 Jan 2025

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    Kim stands at the front of room. He crosses his arms and nods to the game code and password on the board. “Welcome to mother. Fucking. Assassin.” He leans forward with a dangerous look in his eyes. “You’ve got until midnight. Then you better run.”

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    27 Jan 2025

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    Fiyero promises to stand by Elphaba.
    Elphaba promises to protect Fiyero.
    They both keep their promises.

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    27 Dec 2024

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    26 Dec 2024

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    Antichristmas gift for jukeboxhound.

    Harvie doesn't know what to make of the man who saved her, or his great, yellow-eyed hound, but one thing's for sure: there are stranger things in this rider-ridden world than haunts.

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    23 Aug 2024

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    “Your brother is missing.”
    That’s how it starts. But now Dean’s dead, gone, or maybe he never really existed in the first place. Maybe Dean was never real, and it was always Michael. Because if Sam knows one thing, it’s that Michael is all that is left.

    S1AU tying in s4+ plot in which Dean once used to be an archangel and that’s not a good thing

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    08 Jul 2024

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    Zuko does not survive that first fateful Agni Kai.

    But no matter how much Ozai strives to pretend otherwise, the Old Gods are not dead.

    And the Old Gods are angry.

    [REPOSTED- ACCIDENTALLY ORPHANED]

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    29 May 2024

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    Zuko went through the worst day of his life, was given the worst quest in history, and then was banished by the worst man in the Fire Nation. So now he's stuck on a rotten ship surrounded by people who hate him who would without a doubt give him the teasing of a lifetime once they found out he didn't know how to maintain his new nails.

    Or, Zuko is going through the weirdest puberty in the world. He thinks this is normal. His crew begs to differ.

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    06 May 2024

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    Chief Arnook never assigns Sokka to protect Princess Yue, so he goes to fight the Fire Nation with the other men. When the moon dies and the ocean spirit takes its revenge, Sokka is caught standing on the deck of a Fire Nation ship. Sokka should have drowned… and he would have drowned, if not for a certain Fire Nation raft fleeing the North Pole.

    [An enemies-to-lovers season 2 rewrite, where Sokka is separated from the gaang during the Siege of the North, and travels the Earth Kingdom with Zuko instead].

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    08 Apr 2024

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