Nervously_Spouting_Poetry
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It was supposed to be better than this. It wasn’t supposed to be this way. They’d had a plan, damn it, an actual, written-down, worked-out plan. It was simple, really. Get some cash, go to Cali, and never look back. Three steps, no frills, no bullshit, no nothing. But of course, it didn’t work out. Because four months ago, Ethan Green disappeared. Four months ago, Hannah made a new imaginary friend. Four months ago, Lex Foster’s life shattered into a million fucking pieces, and now, in spite of everything, she’s trying to fix it. But with a monster on the prowl in the woods, Hannah insisting that she needs to meet her newest friend, and dreams of her missing boyfriend haunting her every night, she’s being made aware of one painful truth. Life’s a bitch.
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Fangs Fr Th Mmmrs by Nervously_Spouting_Poetry, UsagichanP
Fandoms: Black Friday - Team StarKid, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid
13 Nov 2021
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The tiny town of Hatchetfield, Michigan, is known for having a small but still very much there paranormal community. Witches, vampires. werewolves and the like can exist without fear of being hunted or killed, and live in harmony with humans. But that doesn't mean the paranormals don't have their fair share of problems as well.
This is the story of a teenage werewolf, two vampire sisters, a nerdy wizard, a caffeine-addicted zombie, a witch barista, and much more.
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- Part 1 of Fangs Fr Th Mmrs-verse
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One of us is Lying by Nervously_Spouting_Poetry
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
06 Oct 2021
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Most people would think that the end of the world would've, in the very least, made life easier, seeing as nobody would have to live through it. Most people would've thought that things would just stop one day-- stop for everyone all at once in a flash, then a bang, then nothing.
But of course, it didn't.
Because the end of the world isn't exactly a convenient fucking thing, is it?
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First Steps First by Nervously_Spouting_Poetry for UsagichanP
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
15 Sep 2021
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Lex Foster has a secret. A very small, stupid, insignificant secret about how she may or may not have a small, itty-bitty, miniscule and unimportant crush on her best friend. Also, she's smashed. What could possibly go wrong?
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The Whole "Being Dead" Thing by Nervously_Spouting_Poetry
Fandoms: Black Friday - Team StarKid, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid
04 Apr 2021
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Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins didn't intend for a lot of things.
They didn't intend to fall in love-- it had happened naturally. They didn't intend to move in together into a tiny, trailer house-- it was something that felt right. They didn't intend to confide in each other, to grow together.They also didn't intend to get crushed by a meteor.
Not that the universe gave a shit what they intended.
Lex Foster intended to do a lot of things.
She intended to take herself and her sister far, far away from the hell she called home. She intended to quit working at ToyZone once she had the funds to do so. She intended to curb her drinking habit and quit smoking one day. She intended to live the life she never got to and become an actress in California.She didn't intend to summon a demon.
Not that the universe gave a shit what she intended.
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Fangs Fr Th Mmrs-verse by Nervously_Spouting_Poetry, UsagichanP
Fandom Black Friday - Team StarKid, Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid
13 Nov 2021
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Sweet Sacrifice by Drindalis
Fandoms: IT (2017), IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
27 Jul 2020
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A slick, yellow, raincoat-clad bundle of tears slammed into Stan's chest and he gave an oof as the wind was knocked out of him, sending him tumbling back against the wall of the sewers.
"St-Stan, it's cold and dark and scary down here, I-I found Eddie but he won't wake up, an' I wanna go home, where's Billy!?"
The Turtle used the last of its power to revive the three people who matter the most to the Loser's Club, activating upon It's physical demise; Stanley Uris, Eddie Kaspbrak, and Georgie Denbrough.
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29 Aug 2022
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The Black Prom Incident by strangeandinteresting
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
22 Jul 2020
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HATCHETFIELD CARRIE AU
Wednesday 20th June 2018, 18:25
It has been over 20 years since the Black Prom Incident in the tiny town of Hatchetfield. Though the case had long since been closed, one General McNamara seeks to find the truth about the incident, and hears the entire story for the first time.
(Warning; This work will be tonally closer to the original Carrie, and I cannot promise there will be many reprieves from the bad things happening. Please use discretion when reading.)
Bookmarked by Nervously_Spouting_Poetry
07 Jul 2020
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After getting in a fight protecting a random girl from an abusive creep, Ethan gets patched up by Lex.
Bookmarked by Nervously_Spouting_Poetry
07 Jul 2020
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Your Own Body is Your Front-Row Seat by susieboo
Fandoms: Black Friday - Team StarKid, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid
15 Mar 2020
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Lex and Ethan have been preparing to run off to California with Hannah for a year now. They just need to wait until they have enough money, and a solid game plan in place.
But when everyone in Hatchetfield starts singing and dancing in some weird hivemind, that's when it's time to say "fuck the game plan" and just hit the road.
[Five chapter fic about what Ethan, Lex, and Hannah were doing during the events of TGWDLM. Compliant to that canon. Ethan/Lex, with Hannah rounding out their little family.]
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08 Jun 2020