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Hi, I said, along with amusement sigil 159 = wave. It seemed a little inadequate, but what do you say to the ship that radically altered your appearance, helped you figure out your past, and also threatened you with terrifying weapons? Amusement sigils seemed like my best bet.
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30 Mar 2022
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Late-night human behavior discussions with your favorite deadly weapon.
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30 Mar 2022
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Caiatl asks the Stranger to explain what happened in the alternate timelines; the Stranger obliges.
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17 Feb 2022
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Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.
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- Part 4 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
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22 Dec 2021
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we're in this mellow mayhem together by lunaratlasky
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
27 Jun 2022
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“Why are you here?” Hal asks, feeling the beginning of a headache pounding in his skull.
The kid, Jason, stops chewing on Hal’s potato chips and looks at him as if he’s stupid for asking a reasonable question. “Because Batman hates you the most, duh.”
A tale of friendship that spans years.
(Each installment can be read as a standalone.)
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20 Dec 2021
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beat journalism by dustorange
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
21 Jan 2020
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Perry says, “Is he into journalism?”
Clark says, “God, Chief. I’ve never met a kid who cared more about helping people who don’t have a voice. Not ever.”
After Bruce fires him, Dick becomes a reporter.
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18 Dec 2021
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Batman is away on a long mission with the Justice League when Red Hood attacks Robin in Titans Tower.
Red Hood thinks that hurting Robin will get Batman's attention. He doesn't expect Nightwing.
Nightwing doesn't know what to expect from Red Hood, Gotham's newest rogue.
Written for Whumptober 2021 Prompt No. 9: “Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated,” filling presumed dead and (blind) rage
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15 Dec 2021
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All the Roofs of Uncertainty by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU
19 Dec 2015
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For all the blood on his hands, Red Hood was never just a villain. And Nightwing never gives up on family, not for good.
(Or: The one where Dick bleeds a lot and Jason argues with everybody.)
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04 Dec 2021
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The Classic Shenanigans of Two Idiot Boys In Love by MashpotatoeQueen
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
27 Feb 2021
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In which the papers get hold of the fact that Timothy Drake-Wayne is dating another boy, Kon is all chill, Tim is no chill at all, the internet is flipping out, and Dick Grayson is quite possibly the greatest big brother of all time.
How many kids does Wayne even have !? Like does anyone even know where he’s even getting them all???where did they come from
where did they go
Where did they come from Cotton Eye Joe?
I hate you all. SO much.
Did you see those Waynes? They popped out of the snow! LIKE DAISIES
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30 Nov 2021
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Jason Todd - Collector of Strays by whatomen
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games), Under the Red Hood, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU, Green Arrow - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days, Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
22 Mar 2020
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Jason Todd doesn't want anything to do with bats or birds or anything with wings really. Yet he won't leave Gotham because it's his, and he knows it better than even Batman. He really should have known what happens when you stay though, at least for him. He's a damn magnet for strays, and he somehow keeps amassing them: people and animals alike.
AKA
The story where Jason Todd doesn't realize he creates his own family without meaning to and just adds that to the list of things he blames Bruce for.
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- Part 1 of Jason Todd - Collector of Strays
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19 Nov 2021
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The Startling Secret Identity of The Batman by Nokomis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
06 Mar 2021
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Good evening, super-sleuths! Boy, do we have a treat for you today. We’re delving into one of the biggest unsolved mysteries of the modern era. The million-dollar question. The billion-dollar question, if one of these theories holds water.
That’s right. We’re gonna risk life, limb and sanity by asking the question… who is The Batman?
[In-universe Buzzfeed Unsolved accidentally stumbles on Batman’s secret identity. The Batfam reacts.]
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Every piece of the signal Tim unlocked revealed more locks, and by the time he broke through the last one, he was already mentally rehearsing his many upcoming talk show appearances. 'Yes,' he told the interviewer, 'it was difficult for me, a ten-year-old genius, to break open the worldwide alien conspiracy. That's why it took a whole hour.'
When the crackling audio started, he expected some weird alien language. Maybe squawks and high-pitched squeals mixed with musical woofs. Maybe they wouldn't talk at all, and images would beam directly into his mind. Maybe they'd talk in practiced English with a Midwestern drawl like their other resident alien.
Instead he heard a low, guttural voice growling out of his computer speakers. "Robin," it said. "Are you in position?"
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29 Oct 2021
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05 Aug 2021
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It only takes one bullet.
That was Kellogg’s first and last lesson to every courser that went through the program. If a newly printed synth passed all the aptitude assessments and completed basic orientation under an established courser, then they’d be passed to Kellogg to complete the final combat training, and it was always the very first thing he said: it only takes one bullet to fuck everything up, so always make sure you get the first and last shot.
For X6-88, it takes two.
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- Part 4 of Dogs of War
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05 Aug 2021
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The Brotherhood has caught one of the Railroad's top agents and tries to get intel from him. But torture has never been Danse's style.
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01 Aug 2021
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Life in the Wasteland is all about purpose. Survive. Find your father. Kill, or be killed. If there's more to it then that, she's not going to find it by herself.
[Charon/F!LW, slow burn]
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- Part 1 of Above the Deep
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18 Jul 2021
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Nora Hart has had some bad jobs in the past but, after a series of setbacks, she has found herself in the rundown Commonwealth Cafe. Struggling against the pressures of her new job and the downward spiral her life has taken, Nora eventually comes to terms with her newfound role and finds comfort in the small coffee shop and it's odd band of regulars.
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14 Jul 2021
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This is another lovely collaboration from Dumperstercon 2016. The idea was to write a from hate-to-love story with a mystery pairing.
The first writer drew two names which established the pairing, and started to write the hate part before handing it over to the unsuspecting co-author to turn it into love or at least sex.
It was great fun and I would do it again in a heartbeat. Let us know if you can figure out who wrote what. ;-)
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07 Jul 2021
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Best Laid Plans (Or: How to Tell Your Wife You're Not Her Husband in 6 Easy Steps) by wambachumba
Fandoms: Fallout (Video Games), Fallout 4
21 Apr 2016
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Thinking about it all day had been making him sick. By the time the family was cleaning up after dinner he had almost talked himself out of it. It had never been a part of the plan to tell her. To tell any of them.
Well.
It had had never been the plan to fall in love with her either.
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04 Jul 2021
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Someone complained that there’s no oviposition fic in the Fallout 4 fandom, and I am here to ruin everything.
Deacon gets nabbed by an Institute scientist and things go downhill from there.
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04 Jul 2021
