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    Talking to people you don't know and dealing with problems you aren't even aware of is dangerous in general, but once you throw time-travel in the mix it becomes a recipe for chaos.

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    "Being that I'm not phasing out of existence even though won't meet in the future now, that means this is either a closed time loop, ala "The Girl Who Leapt Through Time", or a parallel universe thing like "The Terminator", Itadori says excitedly.

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    05 Jan 2025

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    There is no "I" in in team, but there is a definitely a "u" in unhinged.

    The adventures of the Goodwill Event Arm-Wrestling Tournament.

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    05 Jan 2025

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    This is fucking hilarious XD

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    Danny decides to collect John Constantine's various soul contracts. You know, as a hobby.

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    02 Jan 2025

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    “They’d be after you because you’ve died before.” The kid’s eyes flashed a bright lazarus green. “Just like us."

    After accidentally getting de-aged by the GIW, Danny and Dani find themselves in Gotham and latch onto the nearest undead person they can find to avoid drawing attention to themselves. Jason, said nearest undead person, makes the mistake of feeding them and now they won't go away.

    Basically I wanted an excuse to write a fluffy found family fic where Jason gets rightfully teased for inheriting the adoption gene and these kids finally get the love they deserve.

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    31 Dec 2024

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    I woke up inside the world of one of the best selling fantasy book series "Deadly Crown." Intrigue, handsome heroes, adventure... sounds great, right? Just one problem: all the named characters except the main hero and villain die, are replaced and their replacements die. Being important in this story is a death sentence, so I plan to move to the middle of nowhere, and avoid the plot!

    It should be a fool proof plan, so why do the main characters keep dragging me into the story?

    I promise I'm not important enough to have a name, please leave me alone!

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    30 Dec 2024

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    Hunter finds himself in the impossible situation of waking up in the past, and being himself, unhesitatingly throws himself under the bus in order to help the people who, in his mind, he owes so much more than just his life to.

    All Luz sees is a desperate, hurt child soldier who was ready and willing to throw himself into the boiling sea if she so much as hints that it would make her, King, or Eda happy. This sufficiently worries her.

    Eda just desperately wants to know who this kid who showed up out of nowhere and cursed himself for her is. Lilith's kid? Belos'? Raine's? Who the heck would have a kid who latches onto the Owl Lady!?

    Everyone else is wondering just what the heck Eda did to inspire such vicious loyalty from the former Golden Guard who, at this point, they're almost certain is her son. Lilith most especially.

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    30 Dec 2024

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    “I do sympathize with Ninth. I have a shellfish allergy too.” Yoichi confided.
    “So do I actually.” Banjo said.
    “Me too.”
    “Me too.”
    The last ones to add on were Nana and En, sounding as perplexed as all of them felt.
    Everyone looked at Hikage.
    “Oh I never had shellfish.”
    “How.”
    “Acquiring shellfish was not high on my list of priorities at the time.” Hikage said stiffly.
    Banjo raised an eyebrow. “What was on your list of priorities then?”
    “Strengthening One for All and not dying at the hands of All for One?”
    “Oh right, I forgot about that.”
    Hikage gave him an incredulous look. “How-

    “Hey Nana.” Yoichi said conversationally. “Do you happen to know if Eighth has a shellfish allergy?”

     

    (Quirks aren't the only thing One for All is stockpiling and passing down.)

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    29 Dec 2024

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    “Please,” Madara snorts, addressing Shisui and Izuna both. “Our Mangekyo are capable of traversing space-time and crossing dimensions and warping reality itself. You think Uchiha have never traveled time? Don’t underestimate us! As the clan head, it’s my job to identify when this sort of shit happens.” He eyes Shisui, who gulps, now intimidated beyond belief. “That’s a decent cover story though. We’ll go with that with outsiders.”

    “Are you serious?” Izuna hisses at his brother, who just shrugs back. “I cannot believe I’m only just hearing this now. You suck.”

    “Special clan head privileges,” Madara says smugly.

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    28 Dec 2024

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    Izuku Midoriya worked hard to become a symbol of hope for the Quirk users of his time, fighting against a government that saw his family as little more than criminals.

    Now, he awakens to a time not his own, a dazed and confused 15-year-old boy in a world that no longer needs him.

    All Might knew he needed to find a successor. He just wasn’t expecting said successor to bang him in the head with a shield that belonged in their world’s history museum.

    All for One just wants his son back.

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    28 Dec 2024

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    When Jason Todd woke up that morning to check his texts. He wasn't expecting this. When Danny sent that rant text to what he thought was Tuckers number (his old phone got smashed in a recent ghost fight, Sam gave him a new one she wasn't using, and Tucker was out of town for a while so he couldn't help Danny transfer his data yet) he wasn't expecting to massively overshare to a complete stranger. And yet, here they both are.

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    26 Dec 2024

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    After the explosion at Nasty Burger, Danny abandons his home dimension in his grief, with Vlad's help. They work together to ensure that the ghosts of the Infinite Realms have no access to that dimension, and thus protect them from the danger the GIW poses.

    However, this does not abate Danny's grief, nor his fears. What if he loses himself in his grief and anger and loss, and it twists him and turns him into another Pariah Dark? What if he ends up hurting the Infinite Realms?

    So, he leaves.

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    26 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Amazing and lovely, incredibly heartwarming series :D also Danny destroys everyone with his sharp tongue and the Twitter fic was SO fucking funny

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    anonymous asked:
    According to the movie "Superman/Batman: Apocalypse", the Kryptonian language is just Esperanto... but... Esperanto gibberish. Make of that what you will.

    Just a little ficlet with the idea of "Esperanto is Ye Olde Kryptonian"

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    25 Dec 2024

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    Mr. Lancer’s English Class Group Chat
    Wes Weston: FINALLY
    Wes Weston: INDISPUTABLE PROOF
    Tucker Foley: For the last time the moon landing was NOT faked!!!!
    Valerie Gray: When did I get added to this chat?????
    Tucker Foley: Beginning of the year
    Paulina Sanchez: How did you get my phone number????
    Tucker Foley: Lancer passed around the sheet of paper??????
    Wes Weston: WILL YOU CRETINS PLEASE FOCUS

     


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    OR: Wes tries to convince everyone that Danny Fenton = Danny Phantom. Chaos ensues.

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    25 Dec 2024

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    Vlad has just declared all-out war to take the crown from Danny. None of Phantom's Inner Court trust that the older halfa won't resort to underhanded tactics, but all they can do is gather allies and prepare for the fight.

    Meanwhile, Lady Gotham has run out of options: she either finds help or risks the Core of her Red Knight destabilizing for good. Her pride keeps her from asking for help, but, conveniently, the new Crown Prince is a bleeding heart. She won't have to ask for help if it just happens that Jason and the prince meet.

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    25 Dec 2024

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    Natsu encounters a ghost from the past—one that takes haunting a bit too literally.

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    25 Dec 2024

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    When Ember turned to look at him, he was shuddering again, clutching at his left arm. It was a strange, jerky shudder too, like- like he was being electrocuted. A whimper slipped out of his mouth.

    The penny dropped.

    “Oh Ancients, you didn’t say it was your deathday, babypop,” she heard herself say.

    “M-my what?” Danny croaked, opening his eyes to glare at her weakly.

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    25 Dec 2024

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    Maul tears through his mind like a rancor through flimsi, smashing aside Jesse’s weak protests with terrifying ease. His presence burns. Like someone’s set a white-hot coal on the top of his head and is just letting it burn its way down, deeper and deeper into his brain. It’s a bright, piercing agony that Jesse can’t get away from, no matter how much he struggles against the Mandalorian forcing his arms behind his back.

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    25 Dec 2024

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    Anakin Skywalker died in his son’s arms on the Death Star. He woke up again in the middle of a battlefield during the Clone Wars, choking because he forgot how to breathe without a machine forcing air in his lungs, unable to stand because he hadn’t been standing on his own legs for two decades.

    Time-travel fix-it in which Mustafar haunts Anakin decades after it happened and years before it would.

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    25 Dec 2024

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    FN-2187 sees dead people.

    The catch?

    They all share the same face.

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    25 Dec 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 69

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    Doc and Xisuma despairingly endure the fallout of Etho’s violent boot up at the dawn of a new season—but only barely.

    [This fic concludes the Destruction short comic series from my DBHC au on Tumblr, which follows the chaos and panic that erupts after Doc and Xisuma try to get Etho back online at the start of Hermitcraft Season 9 after a very rough Season 8 finale leaves him glitched and broken. The comic is set to Joywave's Destruction, but this fic is inspired loosely by Overwerk and Jordan Macdonald’s Feedback and Bassea’s fever dreams / by your side.]

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    24 Dec 2024

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