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    Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.

    This podfic is complete! Run time is 14 hours, 15 minutes.

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    18 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Great podfic of my favorite fic. So glad to have a way of easily returning to Away Childish Things while multitasking! Loved the authors comments at the end too, it's lovely to hear from other in fandom and what they love about the fics I also obsess over!

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    Nineteen years after the war, aging patriarch Lucius Malfoy has no plans to step aside as head of Malfoy and Co., the Wizarding World's most wildly successful media conglomerate. Despite this fact, Lucius is, inconveniently, in a coma. Draco Malfoy, Lucius' eldest and only son, is the heir apparent. As interim CEO, Draco is immediately thrown into the deep end: Head Auror Granger is playing a game of political chess, idiotic interns are waving around confidential documents, and he's dodging Avadas left and right. When the chaos sends a certain former school rival back into his life, Draco is faced with a difficult choice as love and family loyalties collide.

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    He ignored the excited whispering of the reporters. All he could hear, at the moment, was Potter’s voice in his head.
    Ruined. Loved. Wasted.
    Killer.
    He’d failed in sixth year, that was true. He wasn’t a killer.
    He was a prick, though.

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    09 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Loved it! Funny and hot and a little bit heartbreaking, then uplifting. This really packed it all into a tight little 32k, I particularly enjoyed how unhinged they both are, both in general and about each other specifically.

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    Deep in the bowels of the Ministry, Unspeakable Thomas uses new magical Foresight technology to arrest and convict murderers before they commit their crime. It's highly classified and morally ambiguous work, so of course he has no choice but to forget everything as soon as he steps off the lift.
    Literally.
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    "I know you’re a good person. I trust you. You’re Harry bloody Potter. So.”
    Draco stole his tea back, leaving Potter wide-eyed and grasping at empty space.
    “Who are we murdering and why?”

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    16 Apr 2025

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    Bilbo Baggins has a brother. Worried about gossiping neighbors, his parents are very careful to hide Kili's nature. Long used to hiding his own nature, Bilbo accepts the same responsibility for his brother as he grows up. But hiding anything becomes impossible when dwarves come to the Shire.

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    20 Mar 2025

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    "Three for three," Harry says. "All three of my kids. Just seems — well, and then there's Ginny. That's — sort of — everyone."

    Malfoy's mouth starts to curl, not enough to bring out the dimples. It's on the edge of meanness, really. "Feeling left out, Potter?" he says. "The only straight one in the family?"

    "Ha," says Harry, trying for sarcasm but winding up sounding a little forlorn.

    "Ever wonder if it's hereditary?" Malfoy says, throwing back the last of his drink and going over to the bar for more. "I do. Seems like it might be, with me and Scorpius, and Ginny and your kids."

    This, in fact, runs so close to Harry's thoughts that he laughs in spite of himself. "You asking me if I'm queer, Malfoy?

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    14 Mar 2025

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    Harry and Draco meet by accident six years after the war. Harry's an Auror with a drinking problem and Draco's a broke student. Things don't work out well. Six years after that, Draco joins the British Auror Office as a Potioneer.

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    27 Feb 2025

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    Harry Potter defeated Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts on May 2nd, 1998.

    But what if he didn't?

    Seven years after the Battle, and Harry is locked in a war he can't seem to win. The last thing he needs is one Draco Malfoy arriving into his HQ to disrupt everything—let alone two Draco Malfoys.

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    16 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Excellent, loved it. Highly recommend.

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    Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA?

    prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA

    In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.

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    13 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is so hilarious to me. Still. After multiple reads.

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    The Aurors are Harry’s whole world—right up until he carries Draco Malfoy out of Azkaban in his arms.

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    03 Jan 2025

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    When Harry arrives for his first year teaching at Hogwarts and is struck with a bizarre malignance, how on earth is he supposed to react when Draco Malfoy suddenly cares?

    Or;

    A darkness crawls out of Harry, and there's only so long he can keep it to himself.

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    02 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So good

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    Astoria was dead and Draco Malfoy decided all that was left to do was to stuff a leaf into his mouth and become an Animagus.

     

    After his wife Astoria dies at the hands of a blood curse, Draco Malfoy falls under investigation; except the Auror assigned to his case is Harry Potter, and Harry Potter has a very different opinion of Draco than everybody else, including Draco himself.

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    01 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Such a well written depiction of love, grief and healing.

    I loved Tibs, and her well timed entrances.

    The dialogue - both banter and genuine conversations - between Draco and Harry was superb, as was the back and forth between Draco and his memories of Astoria and the way the mandrake leaf wove her presence and their relationship throughout the narrative.

    ❤️❤️❤️

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    It's Draco's first Christmas without Scorpius at home, and his new iPhone is causing him all sorts of trouble. It's just his luck that The Chosen Bun followed him on WixtaGram.

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    27 Dec 2024

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    I nearly died with second hand embarrassment at Draco's social media mishaps. This was honestly so cute and hot and wholesome.

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    Star Quidditch rivals Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter become accidentally bonded. They still hate each other, but now it’s untenable to leave each other’s sides—and my, but it feels oh so good to touch. They’re either going to murder one another, or fall in love.

    OR: A story in which Draco finally allows himself happiness, and Harry finally learns that he deserves to be whole.

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    26 Dec 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Excellent

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    The four-by-four heaves its way down long, twisting lanes, little more than dirt tracks scuffed into the surrounding fields and hemmed in by serpentine walls of flat, grey stone. They truly are in the middle of nowhere: the countryside rushes past, all rolling green hills and vast, endless skies, and it's odious. Sirius wants to murder James with his bare hands.

    Sirius and James accidentally find themselves on a Yorkshire farm during lambing season. The farmer’s son thinks that’s a bit annoying, actually.

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    31 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Adorable, comfort fic.

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    When Harry arrives in Kings Cross after Voldemort hits him with the killing curse, he means to go back like the good soldier he is. But as he's waiting for the station to fade away, he sees...himself? standing on the platform waiting to board the train. The next thing he knows, Draco Malfoy is waking him up and yelling about recreational drug use.

    Haz just wanted to push the limit a little bit. It's Pensieve Potion, no one's ever overdosed on it before... no one he's heard of at least. The next thing he knows Draco's absolute babe of a mom is waking him up and asking him weird questions, while some noseless douche monologues about world domination. Holy shit, is that supposed to be Voldemort?

    Or: the one where Harry travels to an alternate dimension and swaps place with a very different version of himself. He'll get back to saving the world eventually, he just needs to figure out what this version of Draco Malfoy is up to first.

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    10 Aug 2024

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    I need more of this. So good.

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    When Tom Riddle asks to stay the summer at Hogwarts, Headmaster Dippet refuses. But then Albus Dumbledore offers him a summer job as his research assistant...and gets way more than he bargained for.

    Who will come out on top?

    (In which Dumbledore makes more of an effort to help Tom Riddle, Tom develops an obsession with his professor, and neither of them will ever be the same. No Underage. Happy Ending.)

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    08 Jun 2024

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    Tom Riddle and Abraxas Malfoy hate each other from the second they meet.

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    07 Jun 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    💔

  18. Public Bookmark 88

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    All the fanarts I made for the awesome Metamorphosis fic from Metalomagnetic

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    06 Jun 2024

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    😍

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    Voldemort has traveled a long way to kill Dumbledore.

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    06 Jun 2024

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    So good.

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    Draco has worked hard to gain a reputation as an unbiased reporter for the Prophet.
    He never imagined this would lead to Harry Potter offering him a job, or how much accepting said job would change his life.
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    "I've had an idea," Harry said, "You were there that night, at Greengrass Moor, when I …" he trailed off looking embarrassed.

    "When you told everyone they ought to be fucking grateful and leave you the hell alone? Yes, it's one of my fondest memories." Draco wasn't trying to annoy, it was true, and the image of Potter swearing at Draco's idiot, fame-whore of a boss was something that never failed to make him smile.

    Harry flushed, "I didn't mean it, not in the way it came out, and certainly I didn't mean to shout it at the editor of the Prophet."

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    17 May 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute
    Not angsty
    Hot
    Funny

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