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POV: You have been invited to the wedding of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov by wilmonstan12345
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Mar 2026
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I firmly believe that Shane and Ilya invited their loved ones to their wedding via text.
Here is how I think it went.
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all my perversions by probablylily for connorstorriethinker
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Mar 2026
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He watches the tape again over dinner. Listens to Rozanov moan inside a girl's pussy while he eats. By the time he finishes his last bite, Rozanov's inside her, her nails raking down his back, her mouth twisted open in pleasure, and Shane's hard in his pants.
So, Shane puts his plate in the sink and goes back to his room. Starts the video over.
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A sex tape of Ilya with a girl leaks. Shane reacts normally.
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- Part 1 of all my perversions
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Washed Up, Irrelevant by lavery
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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@ottawacentaurs
Shane Hollander ranks hockey players; number five will surprise you!“Who’s the third?” Shane asked with seemingly genuine confusion.
“What?”
“The third player.” Shane clarified, “In the big three of active players? I mean it’s me and Ilya, right?”
Amelia nodded mutely whilst Luca Haas, who had been asked the question, stared at Shane with wide eyes.
“So, who’s the third?” Shane’s face took on a contemplative look.
“Scott Hunter?” Amelia said with confusion.
“Hunter?” Shane looked surprised. “Why?”
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To be clear, Ilya is grateful the rookies aren’t growing up the way he did in the NHL. Ilya took the hazing to the chin – humiliation rituals, beat downs, grueling practices to prove he could “hang” with the big guns on the team.
That being said, there’s still some part of Ilya that balks at the request by the gaggle of rookies to watch The Iron Giant, a veritable children’s movie at the team’s latest movie night.
OR: Five times Shane and Ilya were the support system for the Centaur rookies they dreamed of having when they were younger.
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- Part 1 of A Day in the Life of a Centaur
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06 Feb 2026
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“That one with the leather and the hair, he’s getting cast for sure.”
“Oh, yeah. Doesn’t even matter if you can actually bake, when you look like that!”
“He’ll be this year’s Chigs, or Sandro. Everyone’s flavor, you know?”When Ed Teach gets cast on The Great British Bake Off, he understands the assignment. Look hot on camera, banter with the judges, bake memorable shit.
He isn’t there to make trouble. He isn't there to make friends.
And he certainly isn’t there to fall in love with fellow baker Stede Bonnet.
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Edward Teach is a pop star about to embark on his latest tour when he develops vocal nodes. Stede Bonnet is the voice specialist who treats him. Sparks fly.
“Right. And could you please describe your singing voice to me? Or sing something you feel showcases your voice, if you feel comfortable. For my usual clientele, I’d suggest their go-to audition song, but I don’t get the sense that you do much auditioning.”
There’s a long pause during which Stede takes note of the guy’s eyes. Not a literal case note, that would be inappropriate. His eyes are large and brown and expressive, quicksand eyes. Eyes a person could get lost in. Right now, they’re slightly narrowed at Stede. He seems to decide something.
“Listen,” the client says. “I appreciate you not wanting to make it weird, but I promise I’m used to it.”
“Used to it?” Stede asks, and there go the eyes again. Stede has the oddest sense of being taken apart, exposed, like the recurring dream he has of walking through the halls of his secondary school without a single stitch of clothing on, down to the same vague, unsettling sense that it should be more awkward than it is.
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Stede draws his attention back to the head massage, alternating pressure from the kind of bruising that’s enough to knead a migraine away, to gentle, delicate strokes through his hair. He grows almost meditative with it, forcing his eyes away from Ed’s face and simply enjoying the feeling of body heat and cool, damp-silk hair against his palms. Truthfully, he could do this for hours, rather than the usual three-to-five minutes that’s usually afforded to customers when they…
When…
It’s been longer than three-to-five minutes.
A quick glance at the clock reveals it’s been far, far longer than three-to-five minutes.
Stede doesn’t mind, obviously. And Ed doesn’t seem to be about to question it. But the snide little Lucius-like voice in the back of his mind points out that almost twenty fucking minutes is maybe a bit of an overkill.
Stede yanks his hands away from Ed’s hair like it’s covered in bleach.
“Okey-doke!” Stede manages, voice shrill and a little strangled.
From across the salon, the real Lucius snorts.
(OR: Stede's a hair stylist. Ed shows up for an appointment. And shows up. And shows up. And shows up...)
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The universe is burning out.
Ed and Stede craft a life from what's left.
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Ed and Stede have survived storms and scarcity, hardship and heartbreak to make their ways back to each other.
Now they have to figure out how to be together.
Fortunately, they have all the time in the world.
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A weird fucking thing happens to Ed every time he stops into the new bookstore on his way to work and he kinda wishes it would stop, cause it's REALLY putting a damper on his efforts to flirt with the handsome, eccentric owner.
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When Louis asks to wear a skirt to Mary and Doug's wedding, Stede takes him to Kraken Fineries to get one custom-made. After meeting Ed, the owner of the shop, Stede decides that his own rather bland wardrobe needs a bit of a refresh.
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Stede is ready to 'get back out there' after his divorce, but he's more than a little bit intimidated by the concept of online dating. After a series of truly terrible first dates, he's close to giving up on love altogether. Perhaps he's too old for all this Grindr nonsense.
And then, along comes a bartender called Edward Teach.
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Ed propositions the man with the curls for some casual fun at his bar one night. They agree to keep it anonymous, but when Curls turns out to be the owner of the new queer cafe on the same block as Ed's bar (and also Ed's dream man), things get a little complicated.
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My Father's House by fake_geek_boy for ghostalservice
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Aug 2023
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So, yeah. It’s been one of the most profound, healing, transformative theatre experiences of Ed’s career, and he’s pretty sad it’s over. But on the other hand, ever since the weather got warmer, Stede’s been rocking a whole “half-unbuttoned shirt with a neckerchief” thing, and Ed’s about ready to build a summer home in the soft-looking patch of hair where his top surgery scars meet in the middle. Stede is—
Stede is looking at Ed expectantly.
Fuck.
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"So what brings you out here anyway?"
Ed's out of the blue question at least answers Stede's anxieties about radio etiquette. He pulls the walkie from his pack and stares at it, deciding how much of his life he actually wants to share with this complete stranger.
"What brings you out here?"
or: Stede takes a job as a remote forest fire lookout in the summer following his divorce, with a plan to find out who he is, and what he wants his life to be. With the help of the enigmatic lookout on the other side of the forest, he ends up getting more out of the experience than he could ever have hoped.
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- Part 1 of seven point three miles
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what if ed was a pet photographer and stede had too many dogs and they kissed
haha jk… unless?
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- Part 1 of assorted dog jobs extended universe
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Ed visits Stede at work the day after their date, then invites him over for ‘dinner.’
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- Part 2 of Cardinal
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At precisely the seven-and-a-half hour mark, Izzy prepares the cabin for landing. Ed’s crackly voice buzzes over the loudspeaker with the announcement. He’s not thinking specifically of Finance Consultant Guy, nor of anything bar the inevitable banality of deboarding, so it genuinely catches him off-guard when a hand closes over his wrist.
“Apologies for being forward, but what are you doing after this?”
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Izzy is a flight attendant. Edward is a pilot. Stede is the first-class passenger who won’t stop chasing after them both.Series
- Part 1 of would you worship gravity (airline au)
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07 Mar 2023
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Stories that completely captured me! (AU)+ Best smut
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His eyes start to prickle when the librarian tells them who he’s calling for and the appointment time he needs to cancel because fuck, it seems so easy, the way the guy just says it like a normal person. It takes less than 60 seconds, and Ed feels so goddamn stupid for taking a 10-minute trip one way to make this angel of a man do this for him.
“There we go, all canceled! Can I help you with anything else?”
And god, he’s smiling and happy and not at all annoyed.
________Ed has phone anxiety and asks the librarian at the local library to cancel an appointment for him.
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- Part 1 of Cardinal
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Of Thieves and Coffee Shops by MarriedState (passingfair)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Feb 2023
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He had only gotten ten or so pages in before he heard the chair opposite him at the table clatter as someone dropped into it. Confused, Stede began to set his book down only to find the book ripped from his hands, the person across from him holding it up in front of their face.
“Excuse me!” Stede frowned, reaching to get his book back. “I was reading that!”
“Yeah, yeah,” a gruff voice came from behind his book, leaning out of Stede’s reach. “Just go with it for a minute, yeah?”
“I will not!” Stede huffed, leaning forward again. “You can’t just appear out of nowhere and take books out of people’s hands! Were you raised in a barn?!”
The book lowered slightly and Stede was taken aback by the big chocolate eyes that gazed across from him. They seemed kind, which was directly in opposition to the whole book thief thing.
“I promise you, I will give this back very soon. I just need to borrow it for…” his eyes glanced out the window, then back at Stede “...a few more minutes.”
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- Part 5 of Modern Meet Cutes