6 Works by Rattle
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Frogs all the way down by Rattle
Fandoms: Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Original Work, Community (TV), Stardew Valley (Video Game)
12 Sep 2025
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An anthology of comedic retellings with a romantic frame story.
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1 🇩🇪 The Frog Prince
2 🇦🇲 The Talking Fish
3 🇳🇴 East of the Sun and West of the Moon
4 🇩🇰 The Shadow
5 🇮🇳 Wali Dâd the Simple-hearted
7 🇩🇪 The Twelve Dancing Princesses
8 🇺🇦 Kolobok
10 🏴The Wedding of Sir Gawain and Dame Ragnelle
11-12 🇫🇷 Little Red Riding Hood
6, 9, 13 🚭 the Absolute Goddamn Legend
14 🇻🇳 Sơn Tinh vs Thủy TinhSeries
- Part 1 of In the Valley they just call’em stories
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One lightly roasted enrico-fermi drenched in robin-hanson doom gravy, oh and a beer please. And a hot tumble. And a hug. Also, would it be possible to pack one Lifetime of Hugs Special to go? Thank you.
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Missing scenes, not-quite-killed darlings, etc.
Can be read in any order.
Contains spoilers for the main story.Contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus.Series
- Part 2 of Always Meant to Bee
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Beauty and the Best friends forever by Rattle
Fandoms: Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Slavic Mythology & Folklore, Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types
22 Dec 2021
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🌹 It’s a tale as old as time. A patriarch procures a rose, a beauty meets a fearsome beast, in an enchanted manor that can magically fulfill all material needs …
Anyway, then Beauty and the Beast and the Manor uproot all of those useless roses, plant kohlrabi, and form a band. As for this shmysterious enchantment, or curse, or whatever: it definitely calls for a thorough investigation.
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- Part 2 of In the Valley they just call’em stories
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Girl meets boy, boy is sweet, and comatose, and has tentacles, and the tentacles are also very affectionate, and it might be happening in a dream, but might not. And maybe perfect communist utopias do exist, or maybe everyone is just on drugs all the time... Hey, is that an all-encompassing plot unfolding in the background? Eh, who cares! Here, have a happy, supportive, and fulfilling relationship between two... oh, hold on, no, three... very nice people, with some mysteries and light angst on the side. -
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Inherit a farm, learn beekeeping, fall in love, fall in love, cry yourself to sleep, cook some food, go clinically insane, or maybe it’s just magic, host a movie night, take tea with a shoggoth, or is he the town’s mayor, eat a sandwich, be in a sandwich, play some pool, triumph over evil, adopt a cat. Just, you know, the usual.
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- Part 1 of Always Meant to Bee