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Frogs all the way down by Rattle
Fandoms: Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Original Work, Community (TV), Stardew Valley (Video Game)
12 Sep 2025
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An anthology of comedic retellings with a romantic frame story.
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1 🇩🇪 The Frog Prince
2 🇦🇲 The Talking Fish
3 🇳🇴 East of the Sun and West of the Moon
4 🇩🇰 The Shadow
5 🇮🇳 Wali Dâd the Simple-hearted
7 🇩🇪 The Twelve Dancing Princesses
8 🇺🇦 Kolobok
10 🏴The Wedding of Sir Gawain and Dame Ragnelle
11-12 🇫🇷 Little Red Riding Hood
6, 9, 13 🚭 the Absolute Goddamn Legend
14 🇻🇳 Sơn Tinh vs Thủy TinhSeries
- Part 1 of In the Valley they just call’em stories
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One lightly roasted enrico-fermi drenched in robin-hanson doom gravy, oh and a beer please. And a hot tumble. And a hug. Also, would it be possible to pack one Lifetime of Hugs Special to go? Thank you.
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Missing scenes, not-quite-killed darlings, etc.
Can be read in any order.
Contains spoilers for the main story.Contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus.Series
- Part 2 of Always Meant to Bee
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Beauty and the Best friends forever by Rattle
Fandoms: Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Slavic Mythology & Folklore, Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types
22 Dec 2021
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🌹 It’s a tale as old as time. A patriarch procures a rose, a beauty meets a fearsome beast, in an enchanted manor that can magically fulfill all material needs …
Anyway, then Beauty and the Beast and the Manor uproot all of those useless roses, plant kohlrabi, and form a band. As for this shmysterious enchantment, or curse, or whatever: it definitely calls for a thorough investigation.
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- Part 2 of In the Valley they just call’em stories
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Girl meets boy, boy is sweet, and comatose, and has tentacles, and the tentacles are also very affectionate, and it might be happening in a dream, but might not. And maybe perfect communist utopias do exist, or maybe everyone is just on drugs all the time... Hey, is that an all-encompassing plot unfolding in the background? Eh, who cares! Here, have a happy, supportive, and fulfilling relationship between two... oh, hold on, no, three... very nice people, with some mysteries and light angst on the side.
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Can I offer me some bees in this trying time
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In the Valley they just call’em stories by Rattle
Fandom Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Community (TV), Fairy Tales & Related Fandoms, Original Work, Slavic Mythology & Folklore, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
12 Sep 2025
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Fairy tale retellings with a Freudian Trio.
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Join Cerberus, see the galaxy, turn your alien colleagues into xenophiles. That one wasn't on the recruitment posters.
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17 Apr 2021
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Alex knows magic when he sees it, even if he can't do anything useful with it, or even talk about it properly. He's all but put his questions behind him, though. He's got the future to look forward to now: a big chance at making a major-league gridball team, then settling down with his awesome girlfriend Leslie.
It's not like the forces of Light and Void are about to fight over that future. It's not like painful, long-buried secrets from Pelican Town's past are about to turn Alex's life and the lives of half the townies upside down. Life has taught Alex he isn't that special, is he?
Is he?
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After being revived by Cerberus, Shepard is not quite the stable commander that Joker remembers, and he's surprised to find himself helping her pick up the pieces. Follows ME2 with a focus on the interstitial non-mission bits.
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- Part 2 of Stars
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- English
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Bookmarked by Rattle
21 Aug 2020