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ride the dragon; do it quickly by brutalizer
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (2025), How to Train Your Dragon (Franchise)
16 Jun 2025
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Or maybe it’s when, on her fifth day of sitting pathetically at his bedside, Hiccup stirs suddenly, blinks up at her, and slurs, “Astrid, I dreamt you grew wings.”
(post-film, astrid grapples with existing in a new, softer world — and her feelings for the boy who helped usher it in.)
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20 Jun 2025
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Humanity Is Such a Burden by AnonymousObsesser
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
01 Mar 2024
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Elena breaks up with Damon and takes a roadtrip to NOLA (Caroline tags along for funsies).
Elijah always knew exactly who she was.
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19 Jun 2025
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When he admitted to stealing meds from the hospital, to his drug use in general, Frank Langdon destroyed quite a few relationships. Getting back from rehab didn't fix those relationships, but maybe they helped him make a few more.
OR: Langdon and Santos talk things out. They might not ever be friends, but if you hold up a mirror to one, you'll probably end up seeing the other.
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17 Jun 2025
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They're big on acceptance, in NA. Frank mostly thinks it's bullshit, but it's not like what he was doing before was working any better, so he's giving it his best shot. He's accepted that he can't trust himself, and he's accepted that he's never going to get back what he had before, and he can accept that there's nothing for him and Robby to say to each other, now, too. He can do that.
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17 Jun 2025
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Six years, five months, and two days into his ill-advised solo subway adventure, Five finds a greenhouse full of strawberries.
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15 Jun 2025
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So, really, it was live with Robby or hang out in an empty house trying not to relapse. Living with Robby seemed more interesting.
(Langdon moves in with Robby after rehab. Feelings and hijinks ensue.)
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14 Jun 2025
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Somehow, the gang have no idea that Hiccup and Snotlout are related. It takes them longer than it really should to figure it out.
Or: 5 times the gang are confused about Hiccup and Snotlout's relationship, and 1 time they finally confront the two about it. Or...Astrid does, at least.
Ft. Hiccup and Snotlout getting free entertainment out of it and being generally unhelpful.
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13 Jun 2025
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Dragon Child by electroniccollectiondonut
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2022
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Sometimes, Hiccup Haddock seems to fit more with dragons than humans. The humans around him get used to it. Eventually.
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5 times Hiccup does something dragon-like, and 1 time he notices he's doing it.
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13 Jun 2025
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familiar (but this time i've had some practice) by aloneintherain
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies)
22 Mar 2019
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Every decade, three teenagers are dragged from the future and placed in their younger bodies to give predictions that will set the tone for the next ten years on Berk.
But how are three dragon riders supposed to give prophecy to a village full of dragon-hating vikings?
(Time travel AU)
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13 Jun 2025
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a million reasons to let you go by strawberry_skies_xx
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
23 Nov 2020
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Runts are not allowed to live in the tribe of Berk. As a baby, the unnamed son of Stoick the Vast is sent away on a ship in exile, to either die on the ship or be raised on another island.
Nineteen years later, Astrid walks into the cove on the island of Berk, and finds a boy and a Night Fury.
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13 Jun 2025
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In Want of a Home by ChocolateMallowmelt
Fandom: Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman
27 Jul 2025
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13 Jun 2025
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Before I Held You on the Beach by Ewucha
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Andor (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Jun 2025
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After Eadu, they were given a few days no one had promised.
Somewhere between mission reports, hangars, and washing betrayal out of their skin, something began — first with a glance, then a touch, finally a night.
The night before Scarif was theirs. Their bodies, their choices, their silence and closeness.
Then came war. Fire. Stillness. And a life that had begun to grow inside her.
This isn't a story about heroism. It's about what happens when you survive your ending — and realize you have to live again.
Between duty and touch. Between rebellion and family.Series
- Part 1 of Before and After
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13 Jun 2025
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Amongst the Stars and the Grain by IngridGradient
Fandoms: Andor (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
11 Jun 2025
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After surviving the Battle of Scarif, Vel starts dropping more hints that Cassian should visit Bix. The thing is, there's a complicating factor, and that factor is Jyn Erso.
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12 Jun 2025
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“Hey you,” he says, his knuckles brushing over the back of Reid’s hand, and Reid is a weak man because he can’t help but smile stupidly back at him, hooking their pinkie fingers together.
“Hi,” Reid replies, “practice going okay?” Hotch nods and, from this close up, Reid can see the smudge of mud on the rise of his cheek. If anybody asks, he had completely forgotten about the woman standing with them when he licks the pad of his own thumb before leaning over to wipe the mud from Hotch’s face. (That, of course, would be a blatant lie).
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or, the possessive!reid fic that absolutely nobody asked for (not even myself)
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12 Jun 2025
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A Spider and The Marui by ThatOneFinnishFangirl for welkinwishing
Fandoms: Avatar (Cameron Movies)
14 Aug 2025
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The Metkayina are a perceptive people; they watch with greater focus than the Omatikaya or humans. They pay attention to small nuances in both the people and their surroundings. They understand the water and it's creatures because they grow up taking in information most people might not even notice.
To them Spider is new and strange; so they watch him. They worry that he will be cruel, set their Maruis on fire, or attack their ilu. What they find out is that this boy is actually quite intelligent, tireless, and always trying to help; a promising young warrior. He does more chores in the village than any other youth. He seeks to not hold a weapon and is always around when more help is needed. He gathers, weaves, and hunts for the clan. He provides.
But he is also clearly very lonely. He cares for others- but no one cares for him. The Sullies are not his family, so... The boy is free to join another? Right? And who wouldn't want another child, especially such a mentally strong one.
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- Part 2 of Avatar Depression
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12 Jun 2025
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The day they broke up was a week short of what would have been their two year anniversary. Spencer didn’t feel remotely sorry when Aaron said, “I hope this won’t affect our working relationship,” and he responded with, “Fuck you.” // A disordered timeline of before, during, after, and again.
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11 Jun 2025
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JJ’s voice cuts through the silence. It’s low, and shaky, as if he’s worried that if he speaks any louder, Rafe and Barry will be right back on their doorstep.
“John B?”
Sarah and John B turn to look at the other boy in synchrony, and Sarah’s stomach drops. The side of his gray shirt is blossoming crimson, and she can see the blood seeping through the fingers that are pressed against his wound.
The gunshot. The inevitable feeling of liquid sliding down her face and arm immediately after. The lack of injury on her own body and JJ, perched above her in the only spot for that sequence of events to happen the way they did. Her stomach turns.
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204 rewrite in which everything in canon happens but I make it 10x worse.
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- Part 3 of obx fics :))
- Part 1 of please don’t leave quite yet
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10 Jun 2025
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so take the wheel and i will take the pedals by pepperfield
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
22 Sep 2019
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Steve has no idea why these kids want to hang out with him so much.
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10 Jun 2025
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a cinematic vision ensued (like the holiest dream) by fivecenturiesverse
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
10 Jul 2022
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Eddie and Steve have been spending a lot of time together since Vecna. They're co-parenting kids, getting high every night, and sleeping in the same bed. They basically share a wardrobe too.
He thinks this is dangerous, its like they’re married, the casual sharing of intimacy, this space between them which feels like something and nothing all at the same time. He thinks it’s dangerous for him to pretend Steve sees it the same way, that one day Steve’s droopy, kind eyes are going to see right through him and he’ll lose this. This being a side of Steve’s bed that is his, a nightstand where his rings always pile, a drawer of shirts in Steve’s bedroom that only Eddie uses. He can’t lose it, so he shuts his mouth, turns out the light, and watches the slow breathing of sleep fill Steve’s chest.
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i'm feeling devious (you're looking glamorous) by fivecenturiesverse
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Jun 2023
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Steve Harrington is secretly a nerd. He's also, in Eddie's opinion, a massive dick. (Or: five times nobody but Eddie believes that Steve is a giant nerd, and one time he tells everyone else.)
“Oh, you’re kidding, I love that book,” says Steve Harrington.
Eddie wonders, for about half a second, if he’s somehow fallen into a different dimension. He stares down at the battered copy of 'The Silmarillion' just in case he’s accidentally been reading like… whatever jocks read, a basketball like — handbook, or whatever. He isn’t. It’s still 'The Silmarillion'. Eddie looks up at Steve Harrington, who is standing at the bottom of the stairs Eddie is sitting on, sunlight in his hair, sneakers shifting awkwardly on the tarmac of the school yard. “Uh-huh,” Eddie says, sort of dumbly.