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i wave goodbye to the end of beginning (goodbye) by steveharringtoned
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Sep 2022
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Eddie Munson has been going steady with Steve Harrington for a little while now. He’s learned to expect the occasional disturbance.
In which he observes:
5 times Steve helps the kids, +1 time they help him.
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22 Oct 2025
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Don’t wanna see no blood, don’t be a macho man by steveharringtoned
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Jul 2022
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“Steve, that doesn’t make any sense,”
Aggressively dismissing their protests with repetitive hand gestures, Steve stands from the camper-vans built in seats, speaking in the way he usually did when the kids were trying to put themselves in the line of fire. “Yes, it does. Out of everyone here, I’ve suffered the least.”
He allows for a pause, just in case anyone argues. They don’t.
In which Steve is adamantly against using Max as bait for Vecna after everything; going above and beyond to make sure she never has to live through that ever again.
Even if that means taking her place.
(He doesn’t anticipate Jason Carver finding them there.)
((Or the discoveries that come when a demon is rifling through your head for the worst times of your life. Ones you may not even remember.))
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21 Oct 2025
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What Power Brings by Anonymous
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
01 Jun 2025
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Erik wonders what the purpose of his powers really is when all it brings is death and destruction, which isn’t surprising since it came from his rage. But then, his son came along, with similar power to his. And instead of thinking it was a curse, Pietro loved his power. He fiddled with metal with his little hands, and every time he did it, he did so with a smile. He doesn’t carry with him the rage and grief the way his father did.
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20 Oct 2025
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AU of 14.19 Jack in the Box - Sam makes the decision to break Jack out of the box and flee the bunker.
"I’m coming, Jack. Don’t be scared. We’re gonna run, just you and me, okay? What we did was wrong, and I’m sorry. But I’m gonna make this right. I promise."
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20 Oct 2025
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it was enchanting to meet you by sunsetuniverse for SuperHeroTiger, callie_caje, lunasquared
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
27 Jun 2025
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Post-Apocalypse - A week after Peter tells Erik the truth, something… weird happens.
Raven took the bundle from Jean and, with infuriating grace, walked a few steps to him. Then—without fanfare, without asking—she placed a baby in his arms.
A very familiar baby.
“Congratulations,” she said, voice syrupy with mischief. “It’s a boy.”
The world narrowed to a single pinpoint.
Peter— his Peter—was gazing up at him, eyes wide and blinking slowly, one tiny hand curling and uncurling like he wanted to grab Erik’s coat. His hair was a silver tuft, like clouds spun over fresh snow. His mouth made a soft, questioning coo.
House of Dadneto 2025 Prompts: Infant + Heirloom + Mutation + Admiration + Sacrifice
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20 Oct 2025
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let me be your shelter, let me bring you home by sunsetuniverse for SuperHeroTiger, callie_caje, lunasquared
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
12 Jun 2025
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Post-Apocalypse — Jean encourages Peter to tell Erik the truth.
Just looking at Peter felt like a hand had reached into his chest and was squeezing his heart.
He couldn't be. It wasn't possible.
It was the way he moved, the way he shifted with nervous energy that was reminiscent of someone else. His damn hair felt familiar. All felt like... No, it was impossible. It was wishful thinking, it was impossible. But something deep within him yearned to know, a burning curiosity that he couldn't push away. The resemblance was uncanny, it was too similar to be a coincidence.
House of Dadneto 2025 Prompts: Apology + Embrace + Confession
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20 Oct 2025
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Steve and Robin escape the Russians with a few scars, enough trauma to last a lifetime, and a friendship so close they can’t convince anyone around them they’re NOT dating.
It’s only two weeks later when they start to figure out the Russians gave them something else.
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19 Oct 2025
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Gareth was hallucinating.
That was the only explanation that made sense. He wasn’t sure he’d ever gone this long without sleeping, so it made sense that his brain had gone a little wonky.
Steve Harrington had just burst into Eddie’s hospital room, reached under the couch by the window, pulled out a bat full of nails, and dashed back out into the hallway.
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That nightmare of a town hall encouraged people other than Jason to hunt Eddie down. Steve says no, with prejudice.
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19 Oct 2025
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“You can’t save us.” Steve is the protector, the shield, the soldier, but Steve can’t save his friends. He can’t even save himself.
But maybe, this time, he doesn’t have to.
Or Steve is Vecna’d.
Whumptober: “You’ve got a lot of nerves to dredge up all my fears"
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2025
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17 Oct 2025
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nancy finally realises the extent of the unbreakable bond between steve and robin. unfortunately, it takes steve being cursed by vecna to do it.
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17 Oct 2025
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17 Oct 2025
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eddie and steve have been dating, in secret, for nearly a year when starcourt happens. the gang find out because wayne munson turns up at the hospital, having been called there because he's steve's emergency contact. eddie isn't far behind.
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17 Oct 2025
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It’s not that Maya wasn’t good at having a boyfriend. It was that Lucas Friar always had a way of making them leave.
(based off the headcanon in which lucas always scares maya’s boyfriends away, intentionally or not)
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17 Oct 2025
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Lucas makes a habit of showing up outside Maya's window. It's not a big deal.
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17 Oct 2025
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“Keep your jacket on, cover for me and say I'm having crazy IBS or something. Meet me in the family bathroom in 20. I can cover that up,” Trinity said, as if directing a procedure.
“Cover what up?” Langdon tried, lamely, bringing a palm up to cover his neck.
And this was allegedly the most prolific liar on staff? Ha.
“That massive hickey that will make tonight Hell for you if you don't let me help."
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16 Oct 2025
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Sirius Black Is Sick of Your Parenting Advice by Lomonaaeren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2018
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Sirius chose to raise Harry instead of taking off after Peter. He just really, really wishes that people would stop telling him how to raise Harry.
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- Part 22 of From Samhain to the Solstice
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16 Oct 2025
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Surrounded by ghosts, forced to wait them out for hours, Lucy and Lockwood are in for an uncomfortable time. To ease the terrible things Lucy is hearing, Lockwood suggests music and music soon turns to dancing.
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13 Oct 2025
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In the spring of ‘70, Steve Harrington goes missing for nine years.
He’s taken from his backyard, in broad daylight. No one sees it happen, no one can find any trace of where he went. One day he was there, the next he wasn’t.
Hawkins lab wasn’t a place for kids to live happy lives, Steve learned that first hand.
But, in his time at Hawkins lab, he meets a boy in his dreams. Not every night, but most of them.
When The Upside down invades Hawkins, Steve will do anything to stop it from hurting the people that he loves.
Anything.
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11 Oct 2025
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10 Oct 2025
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“The simplest explanation is often the right one,” Dustin says. “Do you know your mom’s birthday?”
“Duh,” Steve says. “What, do you think I’m a bad son or something?”
“No, not her,” Dustin says. “I’m talking about your bio mom. Your dad’s sister.”
“Oh.” Steve’s quiet for a moment, but—well. Yes, he does know her birthday, too. “Her birthday—it was, um. March nineteenth, I think. That’s what my dad said.”
Dustin puts his hand on the handle. Steve stands up from the desk and Robin gets up, too.
He presses down. There’s no air in the room as the safe opens.
“Honestly? I can’t believe that worked,” Dustin says, and Steve can’t help the desperate giggle that bubbles up inside of him, even as Dustin pulls out the first folder—a manila green file tab, with the neat label on the side reading out “HAWKINS NATIONAL LABORATORY."
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09 Oct 2025