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    Jaskier wanted nothing more than to drown his sorrows in ale as he contemplated just how to give Geralt his one blessing.

    Needless to say, Destiny had other plans.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    “The boy,” Corlys says slowly, “has a single horn, sprouting right out of his forehead.”

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    04 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Robby is late for one thing but in time for another.

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    04 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    Abby's hands were worn. They pushed, and tore, and grasped at him in every way Frank longed for. They burned fingerprints into his skin, and branded him as hers. He had loved it, once, but as time went on, those hands got mean, and he didn't know what to do about it. Who would he even go to?

    Or; Obligatory abusive!Abby fic where we see it evolve over the years of their relationship. Heed tags, a little more explanation in notes. This does end well, though.

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    04 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Lonely and grieving the apparent loss of his best friend (slash maybe something more), Bucky Barnes crosses paths with a friendly werewolf, a sardonic monster-hunter, and a ... Ted.

    (Yeah, he's just gonna go with "Ted" for now.)

    What follows is a series of adventures featuring chosen family, monster sleepovers, home renovations, stray kittens, haunted houses, supernatural dance-offs, and maybe--just maybe--something like life after the end of the world.

    Bucky has long thought of himself as a monster, but he's starting to think that maybe monsters aren't so bad after all...

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Love it.

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    “He probably always used that with the ladies, huh?”, he rasps, quietly, and glances down at Nancy, trying his best not to show how much he hates that idea. “How many times have you sat next to him on that chair, admiring what he can do with his hands?”

    Nancy, to his surprise, doesn’t roll her eyes in that playful way that she does, or shoves him for being a creep, or react in any way he would have expected. No, she just looks back at him, confused out of her mind, and slowly shakes her head. “I didn’t…,” she starts, “I didn’t even know. I didn’t know he…could play.”

    or: Steve knows how to play the piano. And does so in the middle of the night. Eddie and Nancy have a lot of feelings about it.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    Because he is only human after all, a gay human, actually, with a huge, embarrassing gay crush on Steve Harrington (just a crush though, no real feelings, no because that…hahaha, that would be a real fucking problem and Eddie has enough of those, seriously) and now…

    Now that exact Steve Harrington is standing there, in the middle of the living room, in front of the sofa all the gremlins are scrambled on together and- and he’s holding a baby.

    Eddie feels like the breath got knocked right out of his lungs.

    Or: Steve with babies is the cutest thing in the world and you cannot convince the author (or Eddie) otherwise.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    Eddie hasn't spoken to Gareth and the others since whatever went down with Chrissy Cunningham, now Gareth sees him playing basketball with Steve Harrington and a bunch of kids, what the fuck is going on?

    Sinclair sighs longingly.

    “Okay, man, I can get behind you on the sweet and salty,” says Gareth, “but New Coke?”

    “He was crazy for it,” says Harrington, grinning all fond at the back of Sinclair’s head like he’s retelling the story of his toddler’s foray into the world of art and talking Gareth through all the monstrosities in pride of place on the fridge. “Weird kid.”

    Eddie is smiling at the side of Harrington’s face and Jesus Christ, Gareth never wants to meet another gay man in his whole life if their taste is Steve fucking Harrington.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    “It’s Eddie. He—” Dustin sobs, and Steve’s blood runs cold. “He chose to be a hero.”

    That’s it. Eddie has to live. He doesn’t have any other option because Steve is going to be the one to kill him. Eddie doesn’t get to ignore Steve and break Dustin’s heart and then just die to get out of the consequences. No. He’s going to live, and Steve will never let him do anything this stupid again.

    “Holy shit,” Steve breathes as he skids to a stop, falling to his knees beside Eddie’s limp body. He shoves Dustin off of him, wincing at how unintentionally rough that was, but he can’t slow down, can’t hesitate; he needs to act now. He doesn’t waste time checking for a pulse, just locks his fingers together, one hand over the other, and presses down on Eddie’s chest.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    season 4 fix-it, starting with Steve forcing the kids to go to Lucas's game in episode one and spiraling from there

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    30 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ha!

  11. Public Bookmark 38

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    His walkie-talkie was right where he left it, in the charging dock by his bed. He practically ripped the dock itself out of the outlet by how hard he grabbed the walkie, but he didn’t pay attention to it, nor to the stack of books he knocked off the nightstand in his panic.

    “Headcount,” Dustin gasped into the radio. "Headcount, now.”

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    30 Oct 2025

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    To Eddie, Steve was nothing but the mold for all the asshole bullies in Hawkins, the pinnacle of rich kid entitlement, and the bane of Eddie’s existence all four years that they’d shared a high school.

    He hadn’t even seen the guy since he graduated last year, save for a few times he’d passed the ice cream store at the mall. But now Steve was barreling into his trailer and sweeping this random, redheaded kid into a tight hug that left Eddie feeling extremely lost, hopelessly confused, and— most of all— totally in the way.

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    30 Oct 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 26

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    Nancy wasn’t at school. Jonathan was trying not to lose his mind. And Steve was just there, really, because that guy always had a way of just showing up, didn't he?

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    30 Oct 2025

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    Okay, so maybe Eddie didn’t think through all his ideas quite as much as he should’ve. Sue him. But in his defense, he wasn't exactly expecting Steve Harrington of all people to slam him into the wall and chew him out for a harmless prank on Eddie's newest Hellfire recruits.

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    30 Oct 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 43

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    Frank has one great night with two perfect men.

    It's too bad they leave him two more perfect men as a parting gift.

    (Or, Frank is pregnant with Robby and Jack’s twins).

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Paul liked to think he had his life figured out.

    He knew how his days would go, with very few notable changes. Patrol, eat, sleep, work, shower, eat, work, patrol, eat, sex, sleep... No matter the order, that was the core essence of it. His schedule would only change when a leech entered their lands, and Paul liked it. Routine worked for him, and he allowed no one to disturb it.

    So how did he ended up teaching Isabella Swan how to ride a motorcycle?

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    26 Oct 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 72

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    “Alright, alright, settle down you two. Jesus Christ,” Dana mutters. “You’re worse than my fuckin’ kids.”

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    25 Oct 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 60

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    It would take something reckless for the eyes to notice. Like if he just…

    Steve’s staring down the gaping maw. Wide open. Hungry.

    If he just—

    “Harrington,” a burly voice simmers behind him, “it’s cold out. Where’s your jacket?”

    OR
    Hopper Goes Looking for Steve

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    25 Oct 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 31

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    I’ll make a better description for this soon, but for now, it’s stories post season-one (with a mild AU so I can keep this going when season two happens) focusing on Frank Langdon’s chronic pain, and how to manage that with his other issues, as well as him and Robby learning how to co-exist again.

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    25 Oct 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 22

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    Jason Carver managed to escape before Vecna split the world open. A few months later, he decides to finish what he started - starting with Steve and Robin.

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    23 Oct 2025

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