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Pounding on Your Chest so You Don’t Feel Weak by Fire_Fly464, Teahound
Fandoms: Merely Players
23 Jan 2026
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“Tess thinks you had a plan,” James says abruptly. They’ve been sitting in comfortable silence for a while now, the sounds of the book in Erin’s hands the only thing to break it. Until now, of course. “For getting us out.”
Erin barely looks up. “Sure. Talk to people, gather information, figure out what was going on. That's what got us here”
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Or, James has a question. Erin has a very reasonable answer
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throw a penny (for my children) by Teahound
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
23 Jan 2026
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In the Hyrule Plaza, there's a little frozen yogurt place called Yogurt Kingdom. There, a bunch of high school seniors (Zelda, Link, Revali and Mipha) make minimum wage-- and lifelong friendships.
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James can't sleep. Luckily, Kendal rarely does.
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i'm standing right here (like you were here) by Teahound for icarusphil
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Jan 2026
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Phil has been working as a dispatcher for SDN ever since his career as a vigilante was violently ended. When his rookie team member, Blade, goes dark on a mission, he decides it’s time for one last run at heroism.
Title from 16, by Caroline Kingsbury
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The superhero Kitewing stumbles across the illegal vigilante Hotguy stranded on a rooftop. He's gonna do his civic duty and turn him in. Right?
Title comes from the song "Bad Decisions" by the Strokes.
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- Part 4 of and the universe!
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An old Nether legend about how Technoblade became the blood god.
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- Part 10 of a garden of thorns
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we finally found shelter (tucked away inside a wall) by Teahound for chrysalizzm
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Dec 2022
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Techno and Phil enjoy a sleepy afternoon snowed in at the commune.
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- Part 9 of a garden of thorns
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Here are some things about the end of the world: It’s amazing how much normal life you can fit into it.
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A reflection on the end of the world in Hermitcraft Season 8
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- Part 1 of and the universe!
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Wilbur Soot has been wandering. But when an unexpected encounter with a runaway forces him to settle down, he has a chance to change his family forever.
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- Part 8 of and sometimes, home
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several years before the events of "song of sixpence" Tommy carries his best friend across a wasteland.
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- Part 2 of Pocketful of Rye
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drafting escape plans (but this ain't no shawshank) by Teahound for EntropicThyme
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
05 Sep 2022
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During a Decked Out run, Impulse runs into trouble. Thankfully he's got a friend to help him out.
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- Part 3 of and the universe!
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As Tubbo, Philza, and Technoblade struggle to untangle their complicated web of allegiances and relationships, they are unexpectedly thrust together by Ranboo's death and are forced to rethink both one another and themselves.
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- Part 8 of a garden of thorns
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the devil's brew (the prank war of '22) by Teahound for Dopple_Girl
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
21 Jul 2022
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It's a hot week in the summer, and without customers, Impulse's Crepes + Coffee goes to war with Magic Mountain Chocolate, playing pranks and causing chaos.
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- Part 2 of and the universe!
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and we've both done it all (a hundred times before) by Teahound for WafflesOfGold
Fandoms: Dream SMP, smp earth
17 Jun 2022
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Bread and jam, wings and garden, water and mud, polish and swordplay, and waiting, waiting, always waiting.
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Technoblade is reincarnated. Phil is immortal. They always find one another.
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- Part 7 of and sometimes, home
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The Devil comes to make a bargain. Tommy makes a friend.
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Tommy and Drista and the story of the SMP
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- Part 7 of a garden of thorns
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oh how fast the evening passes (cleaning up the champagne glasses) by Teahound
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 Feb 2022
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“Technoblade, it’s me! Kristin!”
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Technoblade comes downstairs one day to find that his best friend has been possessed by Kristin, goddess of death. She convinces him to come on vacation with her. That's it. That's the fic.
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- Part 6 of a garden of thorns
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“I’ll tell you a story,” Quackity says again, and it sounds like a fireside tale. “Once upon a time, there were humans, and there were the things that walk in the night. And they were not so different.”
Karl Jacobs just wants a cup of coffee. But there are two men on his doorstep from a shadowy organization called "The Syndicate" and they're looking for his roommate. Karl knew Sapnap had some weird stuff in his past, but the truth-- monsters and evil scientists and daring escapes-- is completely different than he could have possibly imagined. Now he's part of a quest to hunt down Sapnap's old boss and to hopefully find some answers-- and some justice.
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- Part 3 of touch-tone telephone
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In the aftermath of the escape from DreamTech, Phil does his best to help out his newly formed flock.
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- Part 2 of touch-tone telephone
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Five times Techno couldn't find the words, and one time he promised the world.
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- Part 3 of songs and stardust sons
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He did not pray to the Blood God.
But gods are notorious eavesdroppers.
(a Techno origin story)
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- Part 2 of songs and stardust sons