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Pounding on Your Chest so You Don’t Feel Weak by Fire_Fly464, Teahound
Fandoms: Merely Players
23 Jan 2026
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“Tess thinks you had a plan,” James says abruptly. They’ve been sitting in comfortable silence for a while now, the sounds of the book in Erin’s hands the only thing to break it. Until now, of course. “For getting us out.”
Erin barely looks up. “Sure. Talk to people, gather information, figure out what was going on. That's what got us here”
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Or, James has a question. Erin has a very reasonable answer
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throw a penny (for my children) by Teahound
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
23 Jan 2026
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In the Hyrule Plaza, there's a little frozen yogurt place called Yogurt Kingdom. There, a bunch of high school seniors (Zelda, Link, Revali and Mipha) make minimum wage-- and lifelong friendships.
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James can't sleep. Luckily, Kendal rarely does.
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i'm standing right here (like you were here) by Teahound for icarusphil
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Jan 2026
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Phil has been working as a dispatcher for SDN ever since his career as a vigilante was violently ended. When his rookie team member, Blade, goes dark on a mission, he decides it’s time for one last run at heroism.
Title from 16, by Caroline Kingsbury
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The superhero Kitewing stumbles across the illegal vigilante Hotguy stranded on a rooftop. He's gonna do his civic duty and turn him in. Right?
Title comes from the song "Bad Decisions" by the Strokes.
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- Part 4 of and the universe!
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The stories of the strange, sad and beautiful place they call the Dream SMP.
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Scientists with dangerous motivations, mysterious monsters lurking in the shadows and one teenaged intern enter into the fight for justice and freedom.
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Phil slowly kicked a path clear to the sofa, shedding his coat and bags and keys along the way. His shopping list was lying around somewhere. He had to get it pinned down sooner or later, else he’d never get this place sorted out. It was already embarrassing enough that he’d broken three leases in as many years; he was not going to live in an unfurnished shithole for the remainder of his contract.
Sofa, then kitchen, then bed. Said like that, it was as though Phil wasn’t looking at hours of thankless, mindless labor that capitalized on his few good days of the week. He groaned as he sank into the couch cushions.
There was a beat of silence. The faucet, which he had yet to call the landlord about, dripped obtrusively into the sink.
“Honey, I’m home,” said Phil.
“Bruh, you were gone for six hours. Were you 3-D printin’ your own clotheshangers at the library?” said his friend, and Phil grinned hugely at the ceiling.
Phil is dreaming of something more.
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Bookmarked by Teahound
17 Jan 2026
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The Narrator cleared their throat, “Now, forgive me for being so blunt, Stanley, but trust me when I say that you look like absolute shit.”
They had to be exaggerating. He was fine! He felt fine!
To prove it, Stanley went to take another step forward to the room with two doors, but he felt a splitting pain in his temple as–
“Stanley? STANLEY, ARE YOU ALRI–?”
His vision went black.
…Whoops?
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in which Stanley and The Narrator discover that sleep is, in fact, a necessary biological process.
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- Part 2 of set your words in stone (then break it)
Bookmarked by Teahound
02 Jan 2026
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Hi Team,
Can I please remind all GlobeSearch employees that printer use must be signed off by our IT Manager Henry Shepherd.
This is due to the sentience of the printers in the London office building, who must be warned about all potential printing jobs in advance.
Many thanks,
Alice
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Xenoethnography by Therrae (Dasha_mte)
Fandom The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One), Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers Bumblebee, Transformers Generation One, Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015)
19 Jun 2022
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amid the rubble by thanotaphobia (blue000jay) for CorpseArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
10 Jun 2022
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“‘M here,” Tommy mutters, and maybe he imagined the sigh of relief that came from the villain. “Tired.”
“Yeah, uh.” Blade falters. “Can’t be tired, kid. Gotta stay awake. It’s a rule. If you don’t stay awake I’ll–”
“Duct tape me to a wall?” Tommy rasps. Silence rings between them for a moment, and then the Blade laughs.
(or, Tommy gets trapped under a collapsed building with the notorious supervillain Blade.)
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- Part 28 of drabbles