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Andy Sachs' Guardian Demon by ElysianFields1947 for buzzlyseyear
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
06 Jun 2026
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When Andy Sachs walks in on her boyfriend cheating on her, she attempts to put a curse on him.
Unfortunately, she screws up the ritual (or does she?) and summons a demon instead. Even more unfortunately, she manages to bind the demon to herself.
And as unhappy as Andy is about this state of affairs, the demon is even unhappier.
The demon's name? Miranda.
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Lady Andrea Sachs, eldest daughter of a poor barony, is thrust into a world of political intrigue that she does not understand when Lady Miranda Pirestly, Duchess of Dunaway and richest woman in the kingdom, agrees to take her in as her newest lady-in-waiting.
Andy is out of her depth, and it feels like the duchess is watching her every move. Miranda Priestly is certainly watching her, but not for the reasons she thinks.
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Historical AU, lots of renaissance shenanigans. Some references to the movie within.
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Blind bilbo fic
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Deck swabbie Sachs’ guide to terrible, terrible piracy:
1. Assume she's immune to the sirens' song, because she's only *disguised* as a man
2. Fail to tie herself to the mast as the ship passes through infested waters at midnight
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When Andy Sachs took up a post as a governess to the Viscountess Priestly twins, she had few notions of what to expect. An eerie estate, enigmatic staff, and an enduring sense that all is not right with the world were hardly among them.
Not to mention the girls’ terrifying mother.
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haven't felt so divine til i looked in your eyes (i see my future) by childofapolIo
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
06 Apr 2026
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"Darling, please," she pleaded with Caroline, bouncing her slightly as her distress escalated, Cassidy's cries following suite. "Oh, Cass—"
"Excuse me."
A voice called from her side, calm, soothing—and despite the situation, she felt her shoulders drop a fraction.
She turned and was met with the most beautiful woman she's ever seen.
or;
The five times people had assumed Miranda and Andy were together, and the one time they actually were.
or; or;
Your good ol' 5+1 fic.
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I'm Nuts For You by Lucigoo89 for lisellelascelles
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
29 Sep 2025
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Bilbo is a red squirrel raising his favourite cousin's last living kit after her death.
Thorin is a grey squirrel who loves his family but feels something is missing.
When the two meet, misunderstandings ensue. Can Thorin court the flightly little red squirrel that has captured his attention, or will Bilbo refuse to ever see Thorin as more than just a threat?
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Set Me Free (Body and Soul) by AllAboutJackiee
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
01 Jun 2026
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that there's nothing in the whole world that Commodore Darcy despises more than pirates.
Well, at least until Captain Bennet enters his life.
Or: in which William Darcy is a British Commodore and Elizabeth Bennet is the Captain of a pirate crew. Forced to collaborate, they soon realize how similar they are.
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Does It Bother You? by waitshitgobackpls
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Mar 2026
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5 times the Company tries to convince Bilbo not to cut his hair and 1 time they succeed ><
Bilbo's hair has always grown very fast and as a Baggins, he takes pride in a neat apperance. No adventure is going to prevent him from keeping his hair trimmed! For a dwarf, however, talking about hair is very taboo, something you only discuss with family or a close lover. Cutting a dwarf's hair communicates great grief or unspeakable shame. That's why the Company are in despair when Bilbo keeps cutting his beautiful hair. They can't figure out why, when they've told him countless times his past doesn't matter to them...
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Bilbo Baggins has dedicated his quiet life to ancient history, dusty artifacts, and the safety of museum basements—until the night he opens a jewel-studded jar and unleashes Thorin, a long-cursed king bound as a genie. Suddenly pursued by dangerous collectors and swept into a hunt for a legendary treasure hidden beneath a distant mountain, Bilbo must rely on the infuriating, magnetic being who refuses to leave his side. But as greed awakens powers older than empires, Bilbo’s final wish may demand the one thing he never expected to give: his heart.
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Fangs, Feasts, and Faraway places by RevenantRaven
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
19 Oct 2025
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The Wildborn are not foreign to the lands of Middle-earth, but nor are they common. In such places like the Shire, being of the Wildborn bloodlines is something to be proud of, that is unless you are a mutt. When Bungo Baggins and Belladonna Took got together, all the hobbits of the Shire wondered what would come of their union. Before her, none of the Wildborn bloodlines had intermingled.
Of course, what came from it, was a disaster. Poor little Bilbo Baggins. Poor little mutt. Not a great silver wolf that represented the Tooks nor an elegant golden wolf of the Baggins. An eyesore and a topic that everyone wanted to avoid. Simply give him his dues and be on your way quickly.
The Shire truly had a reason to celebrate the day news spread that Bilbo Baggins had been whisked away from the Shire by dwarves.
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and sow a star divided in us by MistakenMagic
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Jul 2017
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Short summary: Gays in space!
Longer summary: After his first successful solo mission, Jedi Knight Bilbo Baggins, trained by High Council member and full-time nuisance, Master Gandalf, returns to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. During an excursion to the sparring arena, he meets a group of Dwarven Jedi from Ered Luin, a mountainous planet located in the Outer Rim. Young padawans, Fili and Kili, are full of curiosity at this strange, barefoot Jedi, but Master Thorin, who appears to have the personality of a rancor and mental shields like blast doors, is less than impressed.
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- Part 1 of Star Wars AU
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Harry was cursed to die at birth. His parents managed to hold back part of the spell, but it means that Harry is now cursed to be seen by everyone around him as a dirty servant. Only true love’s kiss can break the curse, but how can that ever happen when Harry disgusts everyone he meets?
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- Part 11 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2019
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The Interrupted Kiss: A Fairy Tale by emynn (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2011
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Once upon a time, Severus Snape shared a kiss with Harry Potter. Then Harry had disappeared after killing the Dark Lord, leaving Severus the reluctant darling of the Wizarding world. When Dumbledore insists on throwing a ball in Severus’s honour, Severus is convinced the world has gone completely mad. But when he comes across an ashy-faced young man whose half-answers about his identity haunt his every thought, Severus realizes that a ball might be the least of his worries.
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under mountain, under ground by vampireclit
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
20 Dec 2024
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Bilbo Baggins, head butler to the Bramblethorpes, is brought along on a week’s invitation to Erebor Mountain, where a mysterious noble family has lived for generations.
Invited alongside them is a family he recognizes; the Greenleafs, who seem to have a rather terse history with the mountain-born Durins.
What he finds is that mountains, much like mysterious old families (with household heads whose stares could kill, even if their eyes are undeniably beautiful), can hold a great few too many secrets.
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The World is at my Fingertips by Lord_Orange
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
10 Jan 2016
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Bilbo Baggins used to be one of the most successful thieves of his time, but after some years he longs for a cosy home, regular meals and a safe occupation. He ends up as Thorin Oakenshield’s personal assistant, which feels more like working for the devil himself, but it’s a step in the right direction, isn’t it?
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Plan B by Drenagon
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Aug 2019
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Plan B: an alternative strategy; a contingency plan, devised for an outcome other than the expected plan.
Or, sending an unqualified temp to act as Thorin Oakenshield's PA because no one qualified can put up with him.
(He'd say they can't meet his standards. Of course he would.)
Meet Bilbo Baggins. He just became Plan B.
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I'll make a dwarf out of you! by Marilu
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
06 Sep 2014
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A Hobbit Au-fic which follows more or less the storyline of Disney’s Mulan.
A simple hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, would have lived rest of his life without knowing about the war between dwarves and orcs if not a wounded dwarf soldier had found his way to Shire. When Bilbo hears that his relatives are in middle of that horrendous war he knows that he must go and save them! But it’s dangerous to go alone and to get into the dwarf-army you need to be a dwarf…
Bilbo makes a very peculiar dwarf, gets slowly better at fighting, makes some friends, fools a wizard and starts awkwardly have some feelings towards his leader, the mighty dwarf-prince Thorin… The journey to Erebor and against orcs is long, romantic, dangerous and clumsy one, but Bilbo is not alone; after all, he has his “guardian” a small lizard- no, I meant a dragon to guide him….
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As simple pawn shop owner in the human world, Bilbo isn’t all that thrilled to find himself lost in Thorin’s magical undead kingdom. Lured there by an old man dressed in grey, who turned out to be a wizard, Bilbo is charged with doing a job no one wants to do: fetch the King’s head from the corn maze. The King often loses his head when his temper boils over.
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The Unkindly West by Ticklesivory (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Oct 2024
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Schoolteacher Bilbo Baggins is looking for adventure and a change of pace in his rather dull life. He takes a teaching job hundreds of miles away from home, meeting both friendly and not-so-friendly people along the way.
Thorin is a cattle baron in Montana and when his and Bilbo's paths cross, he sees an opportunity that will benefit his family but greatly inconvenience Bilbo.