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Aziraphale has always been a little bit of an outsider within their Waddle. With his pale feathers both blending him into the snowy artic world he was hatched into and making him stand out amongst the black feathers of his fellows, he's quite the odd one out indeed.
Thankfully, Crowley has never been one for the conventional. One look at soft beige feathers and his heart's gone. With a little luck and a little effort, he hopes Aziraphale will accept his pebble-filled nest this all-important mating season.
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we shall have the world forever for our own by quitequaintrelle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2024
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Your new beginning starts here! Lying wholly within the South Downs National Park, the village of Wood’s Bottom is your destination for an idyllic retirement. This quaint hamlet is a short five miles away from the seaside resort of Brighton, with its vibrant array of shopping, culture, and leisure attractions. Boasting stunning landscape views, entirely average weather conditions, welcoming neighbours, and intimate rural charm, Wood’s Bottom is your opportunity to live the exceptionally normal and relaxing lifestyle you’ve always dreamed of.
Aziraphale and Crowley have finally found their forever home after successfully ensuring there is still a “forever” to share. Surely they will integrate perfectly well amongst their new neighbours. Surely.
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28 Dec 2024
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Cranking Up The Heat by vavoom_sorted_art
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 May 2024
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The equivalent of that hot wings challenge, but with porn.
These are not meant to be strictly chronological, but follow a rough chronological order with some chapters following directly after one another and others skipping over parts to keep the pace up and the heat rising!
Best viewed in "Entire Work" mode!Say hello to me on Tumblr!
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28 Dec 2024
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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20 Nov 2024
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“You look terrible, by the way. Wow, you are not okay. Well, lucky you, I know, it’s been a while, but I am here to help. Sorry it took so long. We were a little distracted, but eventually, Bee and I concluded that maybe, slightly, we, and especially I, kind of owed you one.”
In which Gabriel conveniently happens to have a low-power time travel device lying around, generously decides to donate it to Aziraphale so Aziraphale can use it to thwart the next apocalypse, and Aziraphale immediately uses it instead to try to fix That Conversation. Surely with enough chances, he can get it right?
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21 Aug 2024
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Each chapter is a stand-alone established relationship fic, ratings from G to E. They will not be in any particular order, but they are all one continuity.
Full summary of all chapters is in the notes at the beginning of the fic
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Ch 7: Aziraphale's writing strategy and one of the things that gets in the way. Rated M
Ch 8: Aziraphale makes a second proposal. Rated G
Ch 9: Five kisses. Rated M
Ch 10: Airplanes suck. Rated T
Ch 11: Cuddles. Rated T
Ch 12: Date night. Rated T
Ch 13: Dancing classes. Rated T
Ch 14: Valentine's Day. Rated T
Ch 15: Ruminations on a marriage. Rated T
Ch 16: Crowley's day at work. Rated T
Ch 17: Commuting. Rated G
Ch 18: Aziraphale tops Crowley for the first time. Rated E
Ch 19: Experiments in living together. Rated G
Ch 20: Prequel to ch. 17. Rated G
Ch 21: Moving in together. Rated G
Ch 22: Crowley celebrates the weekend. Rated T
Ch 23: Some penile piercing fun. Rated E
Ch 24: Unpleasant memories and a hope for the future. Rated T
Ch 25: A Christmas party that doesn't go wrong. Rated G
Ch 26: A quiet night at home. Rated GSeries
- Part 13 of Untitled Human AU
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06 Aug 2024
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This, Crowley thought, was going to be fantastic.
The scene was set: candles lit, sofas crowded with blankets and cushions, trays set with mulled wine and spiced chocolates. Outside, the snow was an unbroken landscape, hushed and pristine; inside, the fire flickered in its grate, spilling warmth and golden light over the bearskin rug in front of it.
This, he thought, was going to be the World’s Most Perfect Fuck.
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29 Jul 2024
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Can I Hear A Wahoo? by Ghostinthehouse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 May 2020
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The student shoved her hands into her pockets, slouched on the bench, and stared glumly into the pond. The ducks stared back.
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- Part 80 of Demon and Angel Professors
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24 Jun 2024
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The Lines Between by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Oct 2023
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There's something wrong with Anthony Crowley.
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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20 Jun 2024
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A.J. Crowley, best selling author of action thrillers and sci-fi dramas, wants to try his hand at romance. When writer's block rears its ugly head, his editor and literary agent suggests a romantic writer's retreat in a last-ditch effort to meet his deadline. Aziraphale can be a miracle worker at times, but there's no way a reclusive month away will spark all the romance he needs to finish...
Editor AU: In which two of the least romantic men on earth try to write a romance novel.
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19 Jun 2024
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Something We Were Withholding Made Us Weak by triedunture for subiteveneinorem
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Jul 2019
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"Yes, exactly. Retire." Aziraphale reaches for the last remaining tartlet brimming with summer berries. "Somewhere along the south coast, perhaps."
Or: Crowley and Aziraphale learn to move in tandem.
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15 Jun 2024
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wanna be with you everywhere by aglaophonos, moonyinpisces, p_lumbum
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Nov 2025
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“…So.” Crowley glances fleetingly at Aziraphale, then double-takes at his imploring expression in alarm. “Sorry, what—what was the question? Again?”
“A couple,” says Aziraphale. “We’re a couple. You know that, I know that, you said your whole ‘the group of the two of us’ bit. And even God…” He trails off uncomfortably. No use getting into all of that now, months after the whole Second-Not-Coming nonsense. He asks, “But are we a… ‘Valentine’s Day’ sort of couple?”
“I don’t even know what that means,” Crowley protests desperately.
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It’s their first Valentine's Day as that sort of couple, and Aziraphale and Crowley are determined to do as humans do. Five times London finds a way to ruin their perfect night, and the one time a perfect night finds them.
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12 Apr 2024
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Blackballed from the industry ten years ago, Anthony Crowley jumps at the chance to star in a new Regency romance miniseries with well-known gay actor Aziraphale Fell in the hopes that it will help him restart his career.
The trouble is, Crowley has played all sorts of characters and for the life of him, he can't figure out why he's struggling to play the romantic lead opposite a man.
Edited 2/24/24 to transition from embedded images to full text
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04 Apr 2024
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Demon and Angel Professors by Ghostinthehouse
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2021
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They're professors. They're married. Their students don't realise. Cue shenanigans.
Multiple short arcs with one-shots (and often pauses) between them. Characters continue from one arc to the next.
Any ambiguity between being human and being occult/ethereal is entirely deliberate.
Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)
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03 Apr 2024
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Postcards From Paris by ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2023
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Crowley has just moved into his Mayfair apartment and finds a postcard addressed to the previous tenant. With no return address, he's left to collect and read the mysterious A.Z.F.'s adventures across Europe, where he hunts for bizarre bibles and rates ridiculously expensive wine in his free time. The question is: How will A.Z.F. react when Crowley finally gets his return address and writes back?
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It was different, he knew, to accidentally read someone else’s postcard versus intentionally perusing one in place of good newspaper over coffee. Crowley decided he was allowed that indecency, to balance out the good deed of safeguarding the mail in the first place.
He kicked his feet up onto his desk, scooped up the takeaway coffee that was brought around by their newest intern, and settled in to read some of the most densely crowded handwriting he’d ever laid eyes on.
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Mon Horrible Chéri by ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Nov 2023
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Apparently, Crowley could ruin his good mood. Crowley was just about the only thing that could ruin it.
“Right. So. You and I, is it?” Aziraphale confirmed, just to be clear.
“That’s right.”
“And how long is this trip, exactly?”
“One full week,” Crowley enunciated too clearly, stretching his lips around the words and sharply clacking his k. “Seven whole days.”
“Great,” Aziraphale breathed.
They both smiled, all teeth and no joy.(Human AU / Enemies to Lovers) • English Teacher Aziraphale gets roped into the sixth form Paris field trip, not realising his worst enemy Science Teacher Crowley is the accompanying chaperone. Are seven days of forced proximity really enough to undo a truly vitriolic relationship? Or, let's be real: How quickly does it take them to fall head over heels for each other?
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And They Were Streamers by ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Aug 2025
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(Human) Twitch Streamer AU, as shared on Tumblr! (ATWS / #ineffable streamers)
Aziraphale and Crowley are two polar opposite Twitch streamers who are exceedingly popular in their own ways. Besides their moderators, no one watching would ever guess that they live together. Nor that their feelings run a whole lot deeper than friendship.
(Abandoned, but includes all the draft notes for how the story ends)
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The Parent Trap by illustrious_slimeman, nonbinarysharks
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Sep 2024
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Adam and Warlock are identical twins, separated as infants and each raised by one of their adoptive fathers. When a chance meeting at a summer camp brings them together again, they hatch a plan to get their helpless parents back together. In the process, they learn more about themselves, each other, and their parents' history than they ever imagined.
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This is based off of Melonsharks' Parent Trap AU and is a fairly faithful adaptation of the 1998 Lindsay Lohan version of the film but with a few changes here and there, a whole lot of new scenes, and accompanying illustrations courtesy of Shark! The fic is pretty much fully written at this point and will be updating every Saturday
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03 Mar 2024