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Etho and Cleo have been divorced for years now. They've both learned some important things about themselves since then.
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Gem & the Scotts by ThistleOnions for solareclipsed
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
21 Jun 2025
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Gem & the Scotts hang around after band practice.
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- Part 1 of Band AU
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The Snow Queen, part 2 by ThistleOnions
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
25 Apr 2025
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Tango puts some pieces together. The Snow Queen acts as a catalyst.
This is only the beginning.Series
- Part 5 of Frostbite & Feathercloak
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Welsknight and a few hitchhikers he picked up continue their journey from Season Eight's wreckage to the new beginning of Season Nine.
direct sequel to and inspired by A Knight in Spacesuit Armor by Avivakitty!
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"Inside the airlock stood Cubfan. Along with a llama." by ThistleOnions for macalily
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
08 Apr 2025
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Digital art inspired by a scene in A Knight in Spacesuit Armor, by Avivakitty.
Drawn for the MCYT Recursive Exchange 2025!
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Frostbite & Feathercloak (screen reader-friendly version) by ThistleOnions
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
11 Mar 2025
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Tango-centric superpower AU!
On a short hiatus.
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Frostbite & Feathercloak by ThistleOnions
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
25 Apr 2025
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Glimpses into the lives of those involved in the music scene of a small suburb. Friendship, romance, and drama!
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danger days ficlets by ThistleOnions
Fandom: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album), Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Comic), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys: California (Comics)
22 Jun 2021
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Alien AU by ThistleOnions
Fandom: Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Album), Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - My Chemical Romance (Album), The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (Comic)
28 Jul 2020
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After your dragons have landed by KeroseneLamp for codesandstuffs
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Dragonriders of Pern - Anne McCaffrey
22 Jun 2025
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Riders of bronze dragons aren't supposed to want men, not outside of the haze induced by the mating flight of their dragons. And they definitely not supposed to like them. Well, Ren' always thought there was something a little wrong with him, but preferred to ignore it. If only the new green rider didn't have such an inviting smile...
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Ren wants Martyn so bad but he's stupid about it.(Don't know anything about Pern? You *probably* still can read this; I've included some explanations to help with the lore! Or you can ignore them and just read it knowing that being in the leading position is indirectly connected to being strait because of the genetically engendered dragons.)
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- Part 2 of Pern fusion AU
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- 13,170
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26 Jun 2025
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Shubble has been signed over to marry a human from the planet Glimmer as a part of a wider diplomatic arrangement, since the Whiches apparently couldn't find anything better to do with her. Katherine-Elizabeth is just trying to wriggle out of an oncoming food shortage in the cheapest way possible.
How does the marriage turn out?
Well...
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23 Jun 2025
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Podfic of on the getaway mile by Odaigahara
“You want me to do what?” the civilian asked disbelievingly, and Scar’s body language shifted to that of an impatient trainer, one whose fuse was running short. It was a precursor to bad things, like being tased or forced onto a treadmill for hours; Mumbo flinched even knowing it was an act, and the civilian cut off with a squeak, so Mumbo knew he felt the same way.
Or possibly that was the gun. Scar having a gun seemed more likely as an explanation, now that Mumbo thought of it.
Stealing the car would be better, but they had no idea where they were going, and neither of them was familiar with road laws. What if they hit a person while driving? What if there was some sort of kill switch in the car that the owner could flip to blow it up with them inside? Anti-villain tech had to be wild, from what the Foundation had on hand– and they were villains now for sure. Not just for defying the Foundation, but for this. Heroes didn’t take the actions he and Scar were taking.
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23 Apr 2025
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Blade-Three, also known as Three, is the living weapon of the Watchers. Conditioned to follow orders, it is meant to use its considerable strength, combat abilities, and total loyalty to obliterate the enemies of the Watchers. Of course, the "following orders" part comes first, which is how, when Listener agent Martyn InTheLittleWood comes along with the right command words, he manages to steal it.
Now, instead of missions that make any sense, Three must navigate as Martyn and his roommate Jimmy attempt to teach it how to be human, or at least enough of a person to be itself. It would help if either Martyn or Jimmy knew how to be human either, and if they weren't falling apart at the seams after the death of an old friend.
(And of course, there's the matter of Three's original identity, a question no one thinks to ask...)
Or: in which Evo had a bad end, and five years later, the pieces that were left behind start to accidentally fall back together.
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Bookmarked by ThistleOnions
17 Apr 2025
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Welsknight picks up some other hermits in his spaceship as the world ends below them.
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- Part 1 of Season 8 Aftermath
Bookmarked by ThistleOnions
03 Mar 2025