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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Wei Wuxian has never met a rule he didn’t want to break or a defenseman he didn’t want to annoy, Lan Wangji included. From junior hockey to the professional leagues, they hate each other.
    And sometimes they fuck.
    Lovingly.

    This is a Hockey AU because... Heated Rivalry.

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    15 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    “So, how much money do you make? I’ll need to compare it to the wealth of my other suitors before I decide whose thigh I should cling to for support. How much experience do you have being a sugar daddy?” Wei Wuxian asks earnestly.

    “Other suitors?”

    Wei Wuxian affects a look of surprise. “Surely you can’t expect a commodity as hot as myself to put all my eggs in one basket?”

    “What other suitors?” Lan Wangji says stubbornly.

    “That’s confidential. I can only tell you once you make it past several rounds of sugar daddying.”

    Lan Wangji does not respond to this provocation.

    OR: wei wuxian kindly agrees to scare off nie huaisang's blind date, but the blind date in question is not so easy to scare off

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    15 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    For his 22nd birthday, Wei Ying was given a gift from his very good friend, Nie Huaisang.

    This gift was of the most magnificent wine known to mankind; Emperor’s Smile.

    Wei Ying was a totally put together person. He was smart, sensible and definitely not prone to doing something really fucking silly when he had a few drinks in him.

     

    OR: After a night of, ahem, regular, totally not heavy drinking, Wei Ying makes a profile on a site for finding bdsm partners. Since drunk Wei Ying gave him this gift, sober Wei Ying may as well take advantage of the situation, right?

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Extreme sports show host Wei Wuxian incurs a head injury while mountain climbing and wakes up with no memory of the last five years of his life— including his painful divorce with his college sweetheart, Lan Wangji.

    “Working out, hosting a show, travelling,” Wei Wuxian mumbles, eyes drooping. “Do I at least buy groceries every now and then to make up for it?”

    Lan Wangji watches him drift to sleep. He doesn’t get to answer Wei Wuxian’s question, and he’s all the more thankful for it. He knows what Wei Wuxian is really asking: ‘where do you fit into all of this?’

    The answer is, he doesn’t.

    [Updated with extra epilogue chapter]

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    10 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    "I've never even kissed anyone before, Lan Zhan," Wei Wuxian reveals his greatest shame. It's okay, though, because it's Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan would never judge him for it. "I don't know how! What if I go to kiss her, and I do it wrong, and I, like, bang our heads together and knock her out and have to take her to the ER? Or what if I go to kiss her and slobber all over her? Or what if I go to kiss her and miss her lips and stick my tongue in her eye? What if I—"

    "Wei Ying," Lan Zhan says calmly. Ah. This one means, you're running away with your thoughts, Wei Ying. Calm down and come back to the point. Lan Zhan is so good with words.

    "Right," Wei Wuxian says with a sigh. "So. You've been with women before, right, Lan Zhan?"

     

    -OR-

    Oblivious "straight boy" Wei Ying gets sex lessons from his "totally not in love with him and definitely very experienced" college roommate, Lan Wangji.

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    04 Feb 2026