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In the two weeks leading up to their final Christmas break at college, Lance is determined to ask Keith Kogane for his number. Keith has 12 shifts left at his cafe job before he leaves for the holiday, which means Lance has 12 chances to muster up the courage to ask.
Alternatively: the 11 + 1 Klance Christmas fic you didn't know you needed
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09 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd’s Guide to Unauthorised Guardianship of One Superpowered Teen by NocturnalAnomaly
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, We Are Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), Robin War (Comics)
30 May 2026
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“Jay Morgan, thirty years old, registered foster parent, approved for emergency placements.”
“…Foster parent?” Jason repeated, incredulous.
“Mr Thomas has been placed under your care effective immediately,” Laura continued, flipping a page. “Temporary arrangement pending review. You’ll be assigned a caseworker—me—for the duration of his placement. I’ll be conducting regular home visits, both scheduled and unscheduled, so I strongly advise you to ensure the premises remain suitable.”
She stepped forward. Close enough that Jason had to shift back a half-step or get bowled over entirely by this woman who was at least two heads shorter than him, and in doing so, she brought the kid—Duke—with her.
“Hey—no, hold on a second—”
OR:With Batman gone, Gotham is falling apart. But Jason has bigger problems. Like this kid who just got dumped on his doorstep due to a case of mistaken identity. What was his name again? Oh yeah— Duke Thomas.
(Shut up Tim! Jason did not have Bruce's adoption disease!)
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09 Jun 2026
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You're fucking batshit crazy!"
"Oh, but you love it, don't you, sweetheart?
Barty is a famous tattoo artist, his work is appreciated and followed by people all over the world. His clients include some of the most famous people around, who pay thousands to have his artwork inked on their skin.
When pretty blonde singer, Evan Rosier, slides in his dms requesting a few pieces, Barty can’t believe it. Being the professional he is, he won’t dare reveal what a huge fan he actually is and when their relationship goes beyond professional boundaries…he won’t complain.
Until months later, Evan releases a song that is clearly all about him and his ability to sleep with any client who flutters his or her eyes at him. Evan’s fans go wild and instantly put the pieces together, resulting in a lot of hate and unwanted attention. With Evan ignoring his calls and messages, Barty has no choice but to hit back in order to defend himself with the help of his famous ex boyfriend…the same man he told Evan not to worry about.
Lots of petty drama, toxic Rosekiller and ofc angst! Background Bartylus,wolfstar, Dorlene, jegulus (endgame) & pandalily and more!
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06 Jun 2026
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Frequently Underpaid, Rarely Unsupervised by C0smic_Kitten
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
09 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker has never met a beautiful person he couldn't embarrass himself in front of.
Unfortunately, Johnny Storm has an Instagram account.
What starts as a few ill advised comments under workout videos turns into an increasingly public pattern of behavior, a growing audience that seems determined to encourage him, and Johnny Storm finding the whole thing far more interesting than he probably should.Bookmarked by absoluteflash
04 Jun 2026
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Atop the Statue of Liberty by lazykim
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, Marvel
01 Jun 2026
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Johnny and Spider-Man are caught in a compromising position. Queue the media spinning it into something more. Watch as Johnny comes up with a great idea that could end up in one or both of them getting burned in the end.
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02 Jun 2026
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Barty Crouch Jr. is failing half his classes. His solution? Ignore it and hope it goes away.
The University's solution? Assign him a tutor.
Lily Evans is brilliant, patient, but thoroughly unimpressed with Barty's chaos.
At first, Barty hates it. The study sessions, the way Lily won't let him get away with anything. But somewhere between arguing about assignments and late night study sessions, they realise they have more in common than they though.
Specifically, they're both helplessly in love with the Rosier twins.
Lily has been pining for Pandora for weeks. Barty has been in love with Evan for years.
The solution is obvious. Fake dating to make the twins jealous.
What could go wrong?
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A university Au about tutoring sessions that become schemes, fake dating that looks real, and two disasters trying to make the people they love jealous. Featuring established Sirius and Remus, Marlene and Dorcas in denial, James and Regulus fighting (flirting), and the cutest Peter and Mary you've ever seen.
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02 Jun 2026
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Wally West thinks almost everything is beautiful... but only thinks Dick Grayson is hot, hot, HOT!
or: 5 things Wally West finds hot in Dick Grayson, and the one thing Dick Grayson finds hot about Wally West.
Inspired by the song Something About You by Eyedress
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- Part 2 of And It Is Hot, Hot, Hot!
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31 May 2026
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If You Give a Talon a Cookie... by alexandria_library_of
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
23 May 2026
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How do you thank an undead bird assassin for saving your life?
You give him an Oreo, of course!
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BabyStalker!Tim Drake gives Talon!Dick a cookie. The Talon follows him home. Then Timmy's adopted. Then he’s adopted again. And again.
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- Part 1 of Come Listen All Ye Fair Maids
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4 Times Jason Mother Hens Tim + 1 Time Tim Pays Him Back by Dust_Bunny_Meow
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
19 May 2026
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The first time it happened, Tim assumes he's misunderstanding something.
Jason, up to this point, made it perfectly clear that he wanted nothing to do with Tim. He had stopped being outright antagonistic, but wasn't particularly friendly, either. So sharing a snack with him during patrol? Not a chance.
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Jason takes care of Tim and Tim is baffled
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30 May 2026
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26 May 2026
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Sugar Honey Iced Tea by morgue_lobster
Fandoms: The Flash - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
31 May 2026
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Iris has taken care of Wally since he was young - attempting to raise him in an abusive household with Rudolph (evil evil evil).
When Iris and Rudy pass away in a fire, 16 year old Wally West is left with his life in shambles, not ready to let anyone in.
Que Uncle Barry and his husband Hal, two guys in their late twenties who are willing to step up to take him in.
TLDR: Hal and Barry adopt Wally, learn how to handle his health and his trauma, and give him a good family. :)
Wally and Dick gonna kiss yall just gotta let it cook first.
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26 May 2026
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Charlie whistles loudly and lets out a damn, leaving Knox frozen in shock. He looks at him seductively and beckons Knox over with a finger. “C’mere beautiful.”
Knox’s entire body feels like it’s on fire and he looks around the restaurant to see a few curious eyes on him before he speeds over to his boyfriend. At that point, he’s not sure if he feels more embarrassed, angry, or turned on as he whispers out, “Have you lost your fucking mind?”
“O beauty, till now I never knew thee.”
In which Knox gets a job at a restaurant and Charlie is a menace to society.
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- Part 1 of Dates at a Restaurant near Welton
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Of Florals and (Festive) Postscripts by Octaviasdread for PureCacophony
Fandoms: Dead Poets Society (1989)
30 Dec 2025
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'Neil means to say ‘sure,’ or ‘yes,’ or any variation from his years-long stock of customer service phrases.
Instead, his too nonchalant shrug appears hand in hand with something so far from bland, it’s practically a wedding vow.
“As you wish.” '
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(or: the classic 'how do i say fuck you in flowers' remixed for a very anderperry secret santa gift)
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So… Theo keeps biting Liam. And it’s getting weird.
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Off to the side stands the cause of it all, absently flipping through wads of bills. Red gloved fingertips count the cash, and Johnny’s eyes trail up from the movement to the masked face.
The Spider. Lounging at the scene of the crime. Literally!
“Hey, hotshot,” the Spider drawls, hardly looking up from his prize.
Or:
The Spider is a notorious villain. Peter Parker? Not so much. He’s just Reed’s intern.
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24 May 2026
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Nightfall Strangers by Raiden_Helena
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025), Ultimate Spider-Man (Cartoon 2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Mar 2026
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Peter Parker and Johnny Storm have been through a lot of weird stuff. But waking up in Gotham? That’s a whole new level of “bad idea.”
No Avengers, no Baxter Building, no way home. Just two heroes stuck in a city full of crime, blood, and people who seriously need therapy.And why the hell is some little gremlin bothering Peter?!
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24 May 2026
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Love to Keep Me Warm by A_Million_Ideas
Fandoms: Marvel, Fantastic Four, Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 May 2026
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For Johnny, this winter meant soft air, billowing lights, and, unfortunately for him, up-and-coming photographers. Which wouldn't be a problem if it weren't for the fact that they all seemed to suck. All he had to do was make it to the end of the season without setting someone on fire.
For Peter, this winter meant biting cold, blinding lights, and, fortunately for him, an internship with none other than Mr. Fantastic himself. All he had to do was keep his identity a secret from Spider-Man's best friend, Johnny Storm, without outing himself.
Despite getting off on the wrong foot, as Johnny fires more and more photographers and Peter's bills get more and more expensive, the two agree - Peter will photograph Johnny for the rest of winter, and Peter will get handsomely paid for it.
Now the two see each other for hours on end, multiple days a week, with Johnny determined to get Peter to like him and Peter determined to keep as much distance between himself and Johnny as possible. What could go wrong?
Or: Johnny needs a new photographer, Peter needs the money. Shenanigans ensue.
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24 May 2026
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Forget hunters, Liam was going to die because of Theo’s stupid glittery lip gloss, his stupid loose, messy hair, and his stupid leather pants.
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Or: the puppy pack goes to the club, Theo wears leather pants, and Liam has a crisis.
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23 May 2026
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The boys stay up later than they know they should be, talking about everything and anything on their minds.
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Indomitable Grace by thepossumwrites
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
09 Jun 2026
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The Blood Eel only knows pain and isolation in its world. Others have come searching for answers, only to learn in the end that death is the only one that matters. But then it meets Simon. As it unmakes him it catches a glimpse of something its never seen before, Happiness. It wants to learn about it, yet Simon doesn't know it. It goes to throw him away, but then he utters a prayer.
Hail Mary, full of Grace
The Blood Eel searches the cosmos and comes across The Hail Mary, occupied by Ryland Grace, and it decides this is what Simon was asking for. So it obliges.
What follows is the story of two lost souls coming together in a cosmic event, learning together to live, to love, to be happy. All while The Blood Eel looks on, insuring it continues to learn, one way or another.
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20 May 2026