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Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin's Guide to Supersoldier Seduction by galwednesday, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Oct 2018
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Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.
Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.- Language:
- English
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- 93,218
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- 3/3
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- 1,919
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30 Sep 2025
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The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.
(In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)
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- English
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- 516,319
- Chapters:
- 80/80
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- 88
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- 13,319
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18 Jun 2025
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Bill came into existence in a tightly regulated world, and it chafed him raw. But he never thought there may be other dimensions out there, until he found the memoirs of someone long gone…
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- Part 1 of Flat World
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,940
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 4
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- 1,257
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11 May 2022
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A strange man adopts Tom Riddle and it is not his father, as Tom desperately wants to believe.
Stranded in the past, Voldemort once again comes to the conclusion he's the only one he truly needs.
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- English
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- 258,416
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- 28/28
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- 24
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14 Mar 2022
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My heart is a fist of barbed wire by dwellingondreams
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Oct 2019
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"Now I have three heads: one for speech, one for sex, and one for second guessing." - Analicia Sotelo. 'South Texas Persephone'.
Her door clicks open and nearly clips her in the face. It could be a sudden draft, but Amy is doubtful. Her fist clenches shut around the marble. It is pretty. She could look at it for hours, the way it catches the light. It’s almost like a sweet. Want curls up in her chest like a cat. She thinks she’ll keep it. A gift from the big grey orphanage, just to her.
“That’s mine,” comes a thin, cold voice, and she sees the boy across the hall for the first time. His room is directly across from hers. He is pretty, she thinks, like a drawing from a book. The lines of his face are smooth and pale. His hair is dark and neatly parted. He holds himself very rigidly, like a miniature soldier or a wind-up toy. “That’s mine,” he repeats, sharply.
(In which Tom Riddle is not the only strange child to come out of Wool's.)
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- Part 1 of Barbed Wire, Grass Crown
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- English
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- 107,436
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- 33/33
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23 Jan 2022
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"Harry never came out from under the stairs. Not for one day all his life. Not even after he died. Until at Hogwarts, nine years later, a little boy appeared with a lightning scar on his brow."
This is not a ghost story. This is not even a nice story. This is not a story of a little boy going away to a school that would turn his world upside down. This is a story of what happens when you leave a little boy and splintered soul of pain and insanity alone in the dark to rot.
This is not a ghost story.Bookmarked by breadisnotboring
06 Jan 2022
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flee from your ghosts (burn your house down) by thepolysyndetonaddictsupportgroup
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics)
09 Oct 2021
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“So,” says Wendy. “How much did the little dudes tell you about their summers here?”
“Oh, I don’t know. They told me about the friends they made, some of the things they did. Why?”
“Right.” Wendy nods. “Um. I have to leave immediately.”
Or:
Wirt decides the best thing for his family at the moment is to move. And what better place than Gravity Falls? Gravity Falls has family, friends, history, and enough secrets to drown in.
He really wishes someone would tell him what the hell is going on.
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- English
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- 37,781
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- 3/3
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01 Jan 2022
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Sucker Punch by yellow_crayon
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
21 Aug 2016
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Steve Rogers is not the blushing virgin everyone thinks.
(Five times they almost get caught and one time they do.)
COMPLETE
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- English
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- 15,011
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- 6/6
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- 3
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27 Nov 2021
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Miniature Devotion by XxTheDarkLordxX for rieraclaelin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Mar 2020
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Uncle Vernon said Magic didn't exist but he was a liar. Magic was real, Draco was the embodiment of Magic.
Fairy.
Draco was a fairy.
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30 Jun 2021
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At the Marriage of Night and Day by Fyliwion for Solitary_Endeavor
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 May 2015
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change•ling [cheynj-ling] : noun
1. a child surreptitiously or unintentionally substituted for another.
2.(in folklore) an ugly, stupid, or strange child left by fairies in place of a pretty, charming child.Mycroft knew the day it happened...
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- English
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- 5/5
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29 Jun 2021
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Stinging Nettle and Milking Pails by Oceanbreeze7 for Ni-hilism (Ni_hilism)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2018
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Are you a witch or
Are you a fairy?
Or are you the wife
of Michael Cleary?“The fairies will do wicked things sometimes,” Harry murmured gently, “Steal the milk when they get a chance, or skim the cream off the milk crocks.”
“Do they ever steal anything more?” Luna asked him rhetorically.
Harry couldn’t answer.- Language:
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28 Jun 2021
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Misfire by VivatRex
Fandoms: Supernatural, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Feb 2020
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Crowley finds himself in another universe; Aziraphale goes to fetch him. In the meantime, Team Free Will has to figure out what to do with the 6,000 year old demon that won't stay in a devil's trap and keeps rooting through Dean's vinyl collection. Shenanigans ensue.
- Language:
- English
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- 99,362
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 15
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- 2,098
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19 Jun 2021
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In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
And I think that's beautiful.
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Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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Actions speak so much louder than words.Series
- Part 2 of Lullabyknell's Hobbit Stories
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- English
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- 53,654
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- 16/16
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- 721
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- 4,846
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11 May 2021
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Business by esama
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Jan 2014
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The Dursleys didn't raise Harry Potter to be a very good boy.
Mildest of fusions with Sherlock Holmes
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- English
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- 1/1
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08 May 2021
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Harry isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived, but his parents still died, and Albus Dumbledore, concerned that Death Eaters might seek the boy’s death, cast a powerful charm on him to make wizards ignore him before Harry was left with the Dursleys. Except, with the Elder Wand in play, the charm was far too powerful, and made others essentially forget Harry existed when not directly interacting with him. Sorted into Ravenclaw at Hogwarts, Harry lives a contented life with no one either loving or hating him…until the charm breaks on his seventeenth birthday, and he’s suddenly plunged directly into the middle of a living world at war.
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- Part 4 of From Litha to Lammas 2020
- Part 1 of Runemaster
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'He prays for the Defense curse to work this year.'
That one where a sixteen-year old Tom Riddle escapes his paper prison and takes Harry with him, only reappearing three years later.
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- 6/6
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- 346
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26 Dec 2020
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"So," she said, and her voice was just as he'd remembered it, "you've chosen to haunt the castle as well?" She lifted her brows. "I'm dead. What's your excuse?"
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Draco Malfoy returns to Hogwarts as Potions Master to find the ghost of Hermione Granger floating through the halls. Oneshot.- Language:
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24 Dec 2020
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The Naked Truth by CAPSING for pennkoad
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Marvel
19 Jul 2014
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Wade is not a cat person. But maybe he'll make an exception to get into some cute guy's pants.
- Language:
- English
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- 19,852
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 376
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- 4,029
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06 Aug 2018
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In his thirteenth year James Kirk ends up on Tarsus IV with his aunt and uncle. During the famine he takes refuge with a six year-old named Kevin Riley and a young half-Vulcan.
- Language:
- English
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- 22,571
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- 2/2
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- 5
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- 224
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- 4,777
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07 Jun 2017
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On returning to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, Headmistress McGonagall decided to room Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter together. She may have hoped for a leading example of house unity; the other students fully expected insults and fights. But nothing happened.
That was, until Harry sleepwalked into Draco’s bed.
Translation links available inside for Indonesian, Chinese, Korean, Russian, Thai, Spanish, Portuguese, and Turkish!
Podfic also available (in English) by Gabriel_Audio!- Language:
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- 46,202
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by breadisnotboring
16 Feb 2017