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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    They were not blood, but they were family.

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    02 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    The story of how Teddy got into management consulting begins with a bank robbery gone wrong, gets kicked into action thanks to some pissed off cartel freaks, features a shocking-but-not-as-shocking-as-it-should’ve-been lack of support from his mother, zig zags between various shootouts at gas stations across the country, involves several stolen trucks and Molotov cocktails, features the two weeks he spent pretending to be a cop that were as ironic as they were surprisingly homoerotic, takes a shocking-but-not-as-shocking-as-it-should’ve-been turn towards cannibalism, drags through another repetitive bout of near-death experiences, meanders during a long undercover stint in Mexico, and climaxes with a sitcom-level identity switcheroo at a tech conference in Cabo that lands him on a plane headed straight to Galweather Stern. Told in its entirety, the whole tale is confusing, depraved, largely felonious, and more than a little embarrassing, so Teddy usually just tells people the short version: he did a lot of cocaine in his twenties. 

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    09 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “I'm releasing you from Belle Reve’s custody and placing you under house arrest,” Waller’s voice snapped back into focus. "While there, you'll be monitored by a qualified custodian."

    Qualified custodian? Lex would pay them off, whoever they were.

    “Due to today’s unusual circumstances, the custodian is here to complete the transfer personally.”

    The door swung open. A very familiar figure walked into the room.

    “Superman,” Waller nodded. “I believe you already know Mr. Luthor.”

    Or, Lex Luthor struggles to right some wrongs.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    Only art [Explicit]

    Own LexClark scenarios + Fic fanart

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    02 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    Murderbot seeks context for experiences it thinks it'll understand better with an augmented human filter. If it can make media meaningful for ART, maybe Gurathin can make sex meaningful for it.

    (It does not realize how meaningful sex can be.)

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    22 Jul 2025