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Pidge is still close —closer than is entirely comfortable if he has to be honest— giving him an evaluating glance. Lance doesn’t really know where to look, other than up her nose— but that grows old pretty fast. So he looks at himself in the reflection of her glasses. And squints.
He touches his own face for the first time since waking up— and feels the roughness of his chin.
“I have stubble,” he says, and the words are as alarmed as they can be even though they still sound slightly slurred, slightly off.
Pidge blinks a couple of times at him, and finally retracts into a more comfortable distance.
“Well, yeah,” she says. “You are like, what? 22? 23 in a couple of months?”
“I’m feeling— I’m feeling a little queasy,” he says then, with bright spots of color dancing in front of his eyes as he thinks 22.
Suddenly, a bucket gets shoved against his face. He takes hold of it with clammy fingers and he leans on his side so he can... use it. Thoroughly.
“I’m having Garrison flashbacks,” he hears Pidge say.
(Or: Lance is stung by an alien bug, loses his memories temporarily and makes assumptions about his and Keith's relationship. Also, Pidge cheats at Uno.)
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13 Oct 2025
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DAVELOGUE: is it offensive if i dont taste good should i eat more pineapple
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01 Jun 2025
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This bronco’s lost his patience.
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01 Jun 2025
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When twenty-seven year old Mabel Pines stumbles across a banged-up time tape in the park, she tells herself that she's much too mature and responsible now to use it to go on a crazy adventure through time.
Hahaha, yeah right.
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- Part 1 of Five Years Older and Extras
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15 Nov 2024
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What if that phone call the Bill-possessed Ford made to Stan actually went through?
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- Part 1 of The Phone Call Went Through
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It's 1982 and Ford Pines, at rock bottom, is trying to get a message to his brother any way he can. Including asking the magic mailbox in the woods for Stan's information.
Unfortunately, the mailbox is not giving the answers he wanted.
What is the quickest way to communicate with Stanley Pines?
The Mailbox shook again. He pulled the door open, then the envelope.
Then he stared at it, brain even foggier than it had been five seconds ago.
A seance, it said.
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- Part 1 of Unacceptable Losses
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07 Nov 2024
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“Just to make sure we’re good,” Stan says, testing the weight of the orb. “Any rules for using this thing?"
“IT’S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY,” the giant baby says. “JUST DON’T KILL YOURSELF AND YOU’LL BE FINE.”
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Bookmarked by demonvomit
07 Nov 2024
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JSHHAHDJS THE ENDING. THIS IS MY FAVORITE EVER
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In which Ford's attempt to survive entirely on caffeine and paranoia suffers some pitfalls, and things happen differently in 1982.
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07 Nov 2024
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Bill Cipher begs the Axolotl for a second chance on the verge of death. The Axolotl agrees, like the bleeding-heart idiot that it is. All Bill has to do is pass a little trial. How hard can that be for a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power?
He wakes up in 1979. And he is not a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power.
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19 Oct 2024
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“Why did you buy…” Ford rummages through one of Stan's grocery bags. “...sixteen packs of gummy koalas?"
Stan may have amnesia, but someone needs to take care of the Pines family.
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16 Oct 2024
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Stan jerks away, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. “I’m not going to be second-best,” he growls, eyes dark. There’s a certain angry defiance in Stan that’s enrapturing, white-hot like wildfire. “I know I’m not as good as him, but I can’t—” His chest heaves. “I won’t do that to myself.”
Fiddleford reaches up, tracing the curve of his cheekbone. And it only takes his touch for Stan to fall apart again, to tremble like a newborn calf.
Beautiful, Fiddleford thinks.
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16 Oct 2024
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it's not enough to love the unreal (i am inseparable from the impossible) by twistedGlossographer
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Jan 2024
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you can't let him leave you, he can't leave, you won't let him leave, you don't want to kill him, really you don't, you just need this, need to hurt him enough so he stays, so he knows the lengths you'll go to keep him -
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18 Feb 2024
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You, DIRK STRIDER, have needed to urinate since approximately 10AM. That was around four hours ago. There are no working restrooms in this realm of literature due to somebody taking a shit equivalent to a weapon of mass destruction in the men’s restroom, so the only comfort rooms nearby are outside the front doors and settled in a corridor in between a GameStop and a Uniqlo. Once you're freed from the shackles of work that capitalism has placed upon you, you're pretty much raring to go and take a piss.
BUT. (Colors invert, image flips vertically.) You make a tragic mistake.
TL;DR - Don't drop your packer in the stalls.
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04 Feb 2024
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Following some personal romantic fumbles, Karkat takes an interest in Dirk and Jake’s dysfunctional relationship and tries to platonically mediate through the human means of couples counseling. The nature of his involvement quickly spirals out of control.
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17 Dec 2023
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A series of speculative, rhtetorical tales regarding sexuality and gender, formatted as fanfiction. Featuring guest appearances from the beloved cast-members of the web comic Homestuck © Andrew Hussie, 2009.
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16 Dec 2023
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In pursuit of something intangible, or maybe in avoidance of it, Dirk Strider travels coast to coast running cons, hoarding puppets, getting chummy with would-be strangers, and developing an objectionable philosophy on his inevitable parenthood.
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22 Nov 2023
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TG: u heard me
TG: that thing in ur loverboys belly? eggBookmarked by demonvomit
14 Nov 2023
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“What would you do, if nothing could stop you?” he asks you. “What would you build?”
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(In which an old academic rivalry between the best and brightest students of the Prospitian Royal University turns into a dark, spiraling courtship of blood and bones and metal.)
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- Part 1 of unfashioned creatures
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Bookmarked by demonvomit
04 Sep 2023
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Bro and John pass like ships in the night. And then Bro turns around and goes full ramming speed.
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29 Aug 2023
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sometimes the nightmares are about real things. sometimes they are about things that's aren't. sometimes they blend truth and untruth until you can't remember what happened and what didn't. these categories are all equally bad.
somehow, together, you make it manageable.
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- Part 6 of mimsical homestuck fics
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Bookmarked by demonvomit
27 May 2023
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:((((((((( killing myself the last chapter is so bittersweet and good i love this