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    Crashing at Matt's results in the group finding out that their local blue and red vigilante has a girlfriend, MJ. A surprise, of course. After all they dont know shit about his life except the fact that he likes Wade's shitty jokes. There's one problem though, his girlfriend sounds........a little young, lets say. And well as we all know, nobody likes pedophiles.

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    Btw, Peter is not a pedophile, Jesus fucking Christ, no.

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    07 Aug 2024

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    Brett sighed and looked down at the folder in his hand.
    “Your name is Peter, right?”
    “Lawyer.”
    “Peter, we haven’t even started talking. Let’s just take a minute to ease up.”
    “Lawyer.”
    “Bud, we haven’t charged you with a crime. This is just talking.”
    “Law. Yer.”

    Goddamn.

    (Brett's encounters with Team Red/vigilantes and their weird fucking way of helping)

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    07 Aug 2024

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    “What is your endgame here, young man?”
    Peter shrugs. “Slumber party.”
    “Do your parents know you’re here?”
    Peter grins and slouches in his seat. “Definitely.”
    “What makes you think Mr. Stark wants to see you?”
    The words make him feel suddenly hollow, when he had been doing such a good job at pretending none of this really matters. He can feel his grin waver but strains to keep it in place. “He wants to see me. He is— He wants to see me. He knows me.”
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    Or: Fourteen-year-old Peter took the gamble and traveled from his hometown Malibu to New York city for a ‘slumber party’ that, if it were up to him, will extend to approximately twenty thousand nights. He hasn’t seen Tony in five years, and going back home is not an option. But everything will be all right. Why wouldn’t it be?

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    02 Jul 2024

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    There was no reason for Peter to come back to that place, not after everything that happened, but they’d once laughed about being fucking unkillable.

    Rule number... whatever: DO stick with the guy who's as dangerous as the undead. DON'T let him know he gives you inappropriate semis. Because that's just awkward for everyone involved.

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    20 Jun 2024

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    Tony's mentally fumbling for the right way to express "I really shouldn't be here" without diving headfirst into the whole "I'm from the future" detail, when shit hits the fan—or, more accurately, when Barnes hits Tony. Or crashes into him, depending on how you look at it. One second Tony's standing there, trying to craft this verbal masterpiece, and the next, he’s being spun around, Barnes' body slamming into his. Then, as if Barnes hasn’t already made his point, Tony's nearly eating dirt, shoved down with enough force to make his ancestors dizzy.

    Five times Tony time-travels back to the past and one time Bucky doesn't.

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    07 Jun 2024

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    Bucky returns from a ninety-five-day-long mission to find a scrawny boy poking the lock of their supply closet. There is no way a random petty thief would be able to step into the compound for casual robbery, which is the only reason why Bucky doesn’t take the intruder into an immediate head lock.
    “I think I’ll go warn the Avengers about you.”
    The intruder lifts his chin and crosses his arms. “Good luck. But for your information, they all really like me.”
    “Is that right.”
    “Yes,” he says, and he adds, still in that menacing tone: “they think I’m adorable.”

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    10 May 2024

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    A month has passed since they defeated the Immortal Army together, and yet Merlin has not asked for Lancelot’s help again. Has there simply been no magic-related threat to Camelot during that time, or does the warlock choose not to include his friend for some reason?

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    08 May 2024

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    Jefferson Davis can’t lie to himself, as much as he tries. He and Miles have always butted heads-- his son just has this carefree, unfettered approach to life that Davis' strict, no-nonsense methods seemingly have no place in. A large part of him loves Miles for that, truly, even though sometimes Jefferson feels as if he's just slowing him down.

    But now, with Miles away at school on weeknights-- seemingly always busy with something or another-- Jefferson has never felt that gaping space between himself and his son yawn wider.

    Enter the new Spider-Man. A free-spirited kid, five foot nothing and standing between the whole city and danger as if it’s his job, breaking a long series of minor laws with careless ease, and giving a certain cop heart palpitations on a regular basis.

    Jefferson Davis can’t lie to himself anymore. No matter how much he hates vigilantes-- especially of the masked variety-- a child is a child. And a dad is a dad.

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    01 May 2024

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    “How old are you?”
    “What do you care?” is the hostile reply.
    “Because I don’t remember agreeing to hire kids on the cleaning team.”
    Peter Parker takes another bite of his sandwich and says, around a full mouth: “I’m just here for my community sentence.”
    “Huh,” Tony says. “Why?”
    “I spray painted ‘superheroes should go fuck themselves’ on the side of this building. Got caught.”
    “Better luck next time, then. Were you in my lab yesterday?”
    “I was in several labs,” says the kid dismissively.
    “Did you mess with my calculations?”
    “I corrected them, if that’s what you mean. Today is my last day, and the thought of leaving them up like that, half-assed, gave me angina. So, yeah, sue me.”
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    After failing to save someone from a fire, Spider-Man hung up his suit. Now, three months later, a grumpy teen named Peter Parker stumbles into the Avengers’ lives.

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    30 Apr 2024

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    11 Feb 2024

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    “This young man claims to have been invited by you personally.”
    Tony has learned to read Happy’s expressions. That one is disapproval, and it’s highly familiar. “Peter is helping me out in the workshop today.”
    “Why?”
    “Uh.” Tony has enough presence of mind not to carelessly throw Peter’s alternative identity around. “He won a competition.”
    Happy’s expression flickers, grows tense. “I did not approve any competition that included a trip to Avengers Tower.”
    “Okay. Well. If we had theoretically organized a competition, he would definitely have won it.”
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    Tony’s life lately has been a perfect storm of incompetence. But perhaps he can get some solid spiritual advice from a mischievous teenager with a secret identity he meets by the side of the road one evening, like a lucky little leprechaun. If only Happy would stop being so paranoid about Tony inviting a random kid into Avengers Tower, sheesh.

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    03 Feb 2024

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    “Tony fucking Stark,” Clint says, and he points at the black smoke. “Did you blow up that base, you piece of shit?”
    “Absolutely not. I almost got blown up with it.”
    Clint is not alone. A few yards behind him, a scrawny figure halts and squints at Tony from underneath a frayed baseball cap. Sunken eyes. Dressed in a black undershirt and cargo pants.
    Can’t be older than eighteen.
    “What are you doing here?”
    Clint jerks his head at the boy behind him. “SHIELD mission. Extracting a hostage.”
    Tony glances back at the teenager, whose face has now morphed into something entirely impassive. “He seems thrilled about his rescue.”

    Tony is roped into a mission to transport a teenager to safety. But when things go south, it soon becomes more and more puzzling who the teenager is and what ‘safety’ means for him.

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    31 Jan 2024

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