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Shane’s heart drops into his stomach. “Ilya,” he breathes. His vision goes blurry, throat tight. He tries to swallow it down and focus, shove his swirling thoughts into a neat little box, but it’s impossible. He feels—he might throw up, actually. “Are you seriously telling me you tried to fucking kill yourself?”
“Yes,” Ilya agrees blandly, “It did not work.”
Ilya calls Shane from the hospital. Shane handles it very normally.
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06 Mar 2026
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The Game Plan by FestiveFerret, pouringinsheets
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Dec 2022
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Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.
No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.
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04 Jan 2026
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The owl appeared late at night and left just as suddenly, he recognised the handwriting immediately and ripped open the envelope.
She is yours.
If something happens to us, I want you to hide her. Name her Hermione, for she will have my last libation before I sleep and be the messenger of dreamers.
Moony and Mary know.Three words. Three words that forever changed the course of the war.
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- Part 1 of The Missing Sister
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Maybe he just wanted to talk to her, to be afforded one rare chance to speak to her about anything other than intubations and paracentesis and IOs. Maybe Robby was selfish, and all he wanted was for Dr. Reid to have to leave at the same time as him so that he could make small talk with her during the walk to the parking lot.
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Sloane Reid is a third year resident hiding something from everyone around her, and perhaps even herself. By chance, Robby finds out, and no matter how hard she pushes him away, he just won't go.
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10 Apr 2025
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You and Robby spent seven long years together until the day it ended. You’ve done your best to create space; to become invisible. You can’t miss what you don’t see. Unfortunately, the universe (Gloria and the Board of Directors) seemed to have missed the memo.
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14 Mar 2025
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In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.
Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.
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- Part 1 of Mutatum
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09 Feb 2025
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"So what's the deal with you and Shirl?" Hank asked, knowing. He knew something, anyway.
"Hell if I know," Knox drawled.
"The sheriff says that when he walked in, Shirl was two seconds from crawling into your lap."
"And fuck him for interrupting just when it was getting interesting," Knox shot back.
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22 Jan 2025
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10 Aug 2024
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Hands are Bound, Hearts are Free by anarchycox
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
14 May 2016
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A new club has opened in London and the Kingsman don't care about what people do in their private lives. But they do care when they get information that secrets are being traded in the private rooms, ones that could shake the foundations of the realm. They need to go undercover into the club, but it is a BDSM club. Merlin has decades of experience as a dom and while he doesn't generally do field work, he's the best suited for the job. The only other agent though who has any experience though as a sub is Eggsy. Before they can hit the club, trust needs to be built, a backstory created, and well, as Eggsy says, "yeah, yeah, you wail on me for awhile, then do me and then we stop the bad guys. Easy." Of course it's not that easy, and Merlin steps back into the roll of trainer, only with a very different outcome.
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04 Jul 2024
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If you haven't read Fourth Wing and Iron Flame yet, then I would recommend skipping this fanfic as it contains SPOILERS.
Imogen Cardulo's life doesn't begin with her breaking Violet Sorrengail's arm on Assessment Day and there is much more going on with her than what Violet sees. She is more than a side character this time around.
Once upon a time, because that is how all stories begin, she was just another teenage girl - a little rebellious, a little more reckless than her parents would have preferred, a typically annoying little sister... an awesome friend or a pain in the ass (depending on the day and which one of her friends you asked) and she had a not so little or subtle crush on Garrick Tavis, but who can blame her for that?
Then all the adults in her life went to war and the course of her life changed drastically.
This is her story, in her own words. Starting from the Apostasy and covering all the high and lows, all the joyful moments and the heartbreaks, all the victories and the mistakes and giving us a look into her relationships with Xaden, Bodhi, Quinn and especially Garrick.
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17 Sep 2023
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"Bradshaw men are born with their hearts on their sleeves," his mom said. "Their love just pours out, there's no stopping it."
"Mitchell men aren't known for giving their hearts away," Maverick told him once. "Their love is too much for other people, so they have to hold onto it."
Bradley's not sure which he's meant to be. Born to be one and raised to be the other. So instead he decides he doesn't need his heart anyway. Love isn't what fighter pilots are made of, certainly not the kind of love he had inside of him.
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- Part 1 of cages or wings (ask the birds)
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12 Sep 2023
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27 May 2023
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Sansûkh by determamfidd
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
30 Jun 2021
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From a Hobbitkink prompt:
The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.
The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.
(Follows the story of the War of the Ring).
(Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.
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14 Jan 2023
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fate and faith and laws of physics by Hoothootmotherf_ckers
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
15 Nov 2023
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Beauregard Lionett goes through with her deal with Isharnai. It goes exactly as badly as you would expect, right up until the world ends.
And then she wakes up again. And again, and again.
(a Groundhog Day-style time loop that gets a whole lot worse before it gets better.)
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07 Jan 2023
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Essek ventures into the dark depths of the mysterious Aeor with his friends, the Mighty Nein, but when a battle comes to a head and Essek makes a choice it throws his life into chaos and he struggles to right it. Everything is the same and different, his knowledge and actions are questioned and tested and Essek comes to some very startling realisations along the way.
A multi-chaptered fic answering all of the Essek Week 2021 prompts, join Essek on a journey unlike anything he has experienced as he attempts to make good on a rare opportunity afforded no one else.
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- Part 1 of The Fullness of Time
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You Don't Have to Cast the Amber Light by InkDippedFeathers
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
22 May 2024
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'"It’s not a bad job for a person who likes to think. Each day presents new challenges. Each client is a new puzzle to solve," said Caleb
“Do you intend to solve me?”
The man fixed him with a look of such sharp intelligence that Essek was skewered by it.
“I’d like to.”
Essek felt his cheeks darken and his breath catch. He had come into this with no expectations of anything beyond putting up with things until he could make his excuses and then never letting Verin talk him into anything ever again. Now though, he had to know. This man was a fascinating enigma, his own little puzzle.
“Show me.”'
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Essek gets talked into a night out with Verin and his soldier friends. Little did he know they were going to a brothel.- Language:
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01 Dec 2022
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The Guest by orphan_account
Fandoms: Thor - Fandom, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Nov 2016
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“Darcy…?”
Her focus snapped back to Steve, fear now dominating her face. “Steve, I’m going to ask you something and it’s probably going to be…strange.”
He nodded, already having an idea as to what she may be getting ready to ask.
“When, am I?”
“It’s September 30th, 1942.”
Darcy hung her head, hiding her face from him and Steve as her shoulders shook. It was only a couple of moments later that she righted herself, hiding her shock and heartbreak behind a wry expression.
“Well, fuck me sideways. I’m not really sure how to go forward from here.”
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- Part 1 of Misplaced
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15 Jul 2022
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Tethering by dragonpyre
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series), The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon)
02 Apr 2022
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Soulmates share pain, share emotion. Help each other with the burdens of living in a world such as theirs. Vex'ahlia had never seen it as a bad thing before. Yes it was annoying to get the occasional burn or cut on her hand whenever her soulmate was doing WHATEVER is was they always did with their hands, but it was just as well that they felt the occasional twang from her bowstring misfiring or Trinket playing a little too rough.
That all changed though one winter.
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02 Apr 2022
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Lexi is tired of being an observer. She’s tired of worrying about everyone else, but doing nothing to intervene. When she realizes that Rue is still using, even after her almost-fatal overdose, she takes matters into her own hands, starting with Rue’s supply source: Fezco.
Season 1 Divergence with a heavy focus on Fezco/Lexi. Some things are different, some are the same.
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05 Feb 2022
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Revisiting your hometown means revisiting a lot of old experiences, old feelings, old flings. Lexi had always known Fez was different, important, and hers. The night before she graduated, though, he'd vanished, which had always been part of his plan. He'd needed her to move on with her life, she was too brilliant to be tied to anything to do with him. Set 5 years after season 2, Lexi returns to her hometown for an unexpected but welcome reunion.
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- English
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- 88,059
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- 30/30
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30 Jan 2022