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The assassination of Screwllum I is the critical moment that will start the Third Anti-Organic War.
Ratio has seen it. He’s lived it. He knows that, by the end of the Third War, there will be no winners - only losers - no peace treaties - only destruction - no debates about inorganics versus organics; everything will be reduced to ash and death.
It will be, for all intents and purposes, the end of the Universe.
And as the last survivor of the reincarnation-blessed, spacetime-travelling species of philosophers that once populated the Laurel Wreath Galaxy, he’s the only one who can stop it.
So he goes back in time to save Screwllum.
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- Part 10 of serp's screwtio library
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27 Aug 2024
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“Will you really not take on another collaborator for the Divergent Universe if I refuse you?” Ratio asks. Screwllum reluctantly pulls his gaze away from the window and turns to face him - a furrow is forming between Ratio’s brows. “An illogical course of action. Why? There are plenty of worthy researchers at your fingertips.”
Screwllum looks at him for a long moment. He thinks. He realizes he doesn’t quite know the answer either.
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- Part 9 of serp's screwtio library
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12 Aug 2024
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what do you want by The_smallest_chibi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Aug 2024
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Aventurine meets a strange man wearing an alabaster bust on a train.
And then they keep meeting.
Everyone keeps telling him to be careful, but he's always been lacking self preservation.
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03 Aug 2024
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0 points, get out by a_mandy, lonzha572
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
08 Feb 2024
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Doctor Veritas Ratio
Professor in the Medicine, Philosophy, Mathematics, Physics, Computer Science, Engineering, and Biology department(s) at Stellar University3.5/5 Overall Quality based on X Ratings 4.5 Level of Difficulty
LowKey 0.0 Quality, 5.0 Difficulty
He threw his chalk at me and told me to get out.------------------------
Stelle, Caelus, March 7th, and Dan Heng try to figure out who Professor Aventurine is engaged to, with Rate My Professor reviews sprinkled in between.
Or, obligatory aventio secretly married professors au
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24 Jul 2024
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Ratio feels a cold, gauntleted hand insistently shake his knee, and it takes a good portion of his self control to not rip it away from him. That man in which the trailblazer had surely been mistaken to welcome aboard, Argenti, is trying to get his attention. Attention that, if Veritas can help it, will never grace the dreadful fool’s presence.
No, he’s heard enough of that merry band of morons. ‘Knights of Beauty’ that work independently to spread their goddess’ blessing across the universe. How absurd, the idea, and the execution. Power increases in numbers, that simple concept is one of the main reasons the Genius Society had even formed. And what of ‘Beauty’? Does the idiot not know the nuances, the pure subjectivity of the thing itself? To spread your idea of charm across the universe, foolish!’ Veritas admonishes within the confines of his mind.
He resists the urge to fidget while the man’s hand is still on him, and waits impatiently for the man to leave.
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- Part 1 of Floriography, Expanded
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19 Jul 2024
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through frosted glass by abyssalremain
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
16 Jul 2024
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[Screwllita] Dr. Veritas Ratio of the Intelligentsia Guild. He has begun a partnership with Screwllum.
[THEMasterBrain] “partnership”
[THEMasterBrain] my foot
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Upon learning that Screwllum has begun a partnership with one Dr. Ratio, Zandar decides to take matters into his own hands. In the end, he almost makes an ass out of himself.
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Or; Screwllum and Dr. Ratio's working and non-working relationship from the perspective of someone concerned.
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Late Fic for the Marbled Wings Event Day Two Prompt - Outsider POV
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- Part 2 of [abyssalremain] marbled wings 2024
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19 Jul 2024
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“Thanks. You too,” March replied, thoroughly confused but trying to roll with it. “But who’s the ‘he’ you just mentioned?”
“Oh, just my partner,” Boothill said, tipping his extremely snazzy cowboy hat at her. “He had a lotta words to say about the members of the Astral Express the last time we were together.”
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Sometimes, it's hard to tell when someone is a cowboy's partner or a cowboy's partner.
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12 Jul 2024
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interstellar communication by katanakiwi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Jul 2024
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Argenti forced himself to stand up. Sitting down was not going to fix the problem. Besides, this mess seemed to be his fault.
As he did, though, something red appeared in the corner of his vision. Startled, he nearly fell down from his unsteady legs.“Question: Are you sure you don’t need medical attention?”
“One second, please.” He looked closer, the red blob suddenly gaining clarity. It looked like a pop-up window that might be found on a computer and it read:
BOOTHILL’s affection for you is at [2900] out of [3000].
Increase points by interacting with him!
"Miss Herta...I do believe the glitch is still with me..."
OR: A glitch in the Simulated Universe reveals Boothill's thoughts about a certain knight of beauty. What will these idiots do about it?
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- Part 1 of Kiwi's Argenthill fics
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11 Jul 2024
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love and other vulnerabilities by SerpentineJ
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 May 2024
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Ratio and Screwllum have been marked by the Aeon of Love.
What's a scholar to do?
Run an experiment, of course.
Even if it means experimenting with their own hearts.
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- Part 1 of serp's screwtio library
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07 Jul 2024
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“I misjudged you, missing the most important piece of information about your exceptional person.”
“Ohhh.” Ratio crosses his arms. “Just one? And what exactly would it be?”
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07 Jul 2024
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Sampo finds Gepard dying in the snow. That may be good enough for a laugh.
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26 Jun 2024
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The old lady scoffs, and her hands shift and come achingly close to the pak choi, causing his heart to beat a little faster - but sadly she does not resume packing. His heart slows down again in disappointment. “That would be a mess. Imagine if he missed! No one needs semen on their roof.”
“Uh…” Childe blinks. He can't have heard that right. “Could you, um, repeat that please?”
Childe discovers by chance an obscure ritual, and volunteers to help Zhongli with it. To save Liyue, of course. And just to save Liyue, and not for any of his own selfish desires.
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01 Jun 2024
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That’s got to be the weirdest looking dog Ajax has ever seen in his life.
At least, Ajax thinks it’s a dog. It’s got scraggly little ginger tufts of fur around the neck and a strip of wild fur running down the spine like a mohawk, ending in more bushy, fluffy fur bits sprouted at the end of the tail. There are also some sort of strange protrusions from its head, like antlers, or maybe tumours? Fuck if Ajax knows, he’s not a medical professional.
But even with his lack of medical knowledge, he knows the dog-thing is in bad shape; it’s so covered in dirt and blood that Ajax can’t even tell what colour it is beneath all that grime.
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In which Ajax finds, what he calls in his mind, a "Dog-Lizard", on his random walk around the city and accidentally becomes a pet parent without realizing he's adopted a god.
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20 May 2024
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Outliving a Home by Doukz
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Sep 2025
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He swayed with the heavy wind buffeting the Liyue cliffside. Another storm was coming, if the thick smell of humidity and the rolling clouds in the direction of Inazuma were anything to go by.
Guyun stone forest lay before him, a thousand years of harsh winds and acidic rains weathering the ancient stone pillars into rounded mounds. Water levels rising continuously had also done their part in drowning the remnants of an age so far gone even the people of the current time would likely fail to recall it in records.
‘People of the current time’.
As though Teyvat still lived.
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18 May 2024
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Wong, Target Sales Associate by Aelaer
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Doctor Strange (Movies), She-Hulk: Attorney at Law (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Mar 2023
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The life and times of Wong: Sorcerer Supreme, Librarian, and Target Sales Associate.
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12 May 2024
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Sometimes, To Kill Superman by batsyjokes (goldenzingy46)
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
05 Feb 2024
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...you need a Batman, and to find a Batman you need a Brucie Wayne.
Or: Lex Luthor, in his quest to kill Superman, decides that the best way to do so is to team up with Batman. And the best person to find Batman? One Brucie Wayne.
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08 May 2024
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"It’s not the first time that a Gotham Rogue has burst into one of the Wayne Galas, but it’s certainly the worst."
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Brucie Wayne finds himself in the middle of a Rogue attack, and gets himself out of it.
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04 May 2024
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Interviewing & Counseling by Ginevra_Benci
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Superman - All Media Types
01 Jan 2024
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Clark is falling apart. Bruce Wayne, of all people, helps sort out the pieces.
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03 May 2024
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Sometimes you have to kiss the princess to find out that the frog is the better choice.
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24 Apr 2024
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It's completely unprompted and unprecedented, and totally uncalled for, when Spencer walks up to Lassiter, says, "Heya, Lassie," grabs his head with both hands and pulls him down to press their lips together unceremoniously.
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23 Apr 2024