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    Harry Potter is Voldemort’s horcrux. This doesn’t really impact his life until the first time he meets Voldemort face-to-face. Well, face-to-back-of-Quirrell’s-head-face.

    Harry learns he can burn Quirrell’s skin with his bare hands. He knows this is his only opportunity to both survive and save the Philosopher’s Stone. What he doesn’t realise is that by willingly placing his hands on Voldemort’s wraith’s host, he opens himself up to possession.

    It isn’t Voldemort’s first choice to possess his fated vanquisher while still weak, but a key magical principle is “like calls to like”. He will do whatever it takes to get his body back… and own Harry Potter afterwards.

    What happens during Harry’s school years while unknowingly pulling Voldemort along as a passenger?

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    07 Jun 2025

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    There is only one thing that Harry James Potter knows he likes. It’s stupid, it’s pointless, and he doesn’t tell about it to anyone unless he is drunk.

    What hooks Harry, what makes him read pages upon pages of words about a language he hasn’t even heard of before the essay is the absolute, earth-shattering conviction with which Riddle writes about the historic and cultural importance of Parseltongue.

    Harry has never been so convinced of anything in his life.

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    In which Harry becomes an English teacher in the late '90s in a Polish city that not-so-accidentally is also home to his academic idol and role model, Tom Marvolo Riddle, the world’s foremost expert on Parseltongue culture and linguistics.

    Tom would love to focus on his research, but he is haunted by Merope’s spirit, his community obligations, and Delphini Black. Hot English Teacher is only making things more complicated.

    [WIP, currently writing the final chapter. Updates infrequently. Chapter 1 italics are formatted weird in EPUB downloads.]

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    24 May 2024

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    Harry makes the mistake of letting his daughter play dress-up with him right before he's called into the Ministry for an Auror emergency.

    Little does he know that this will spiral into an absurd chain of events, leading him to the most difficult case of his career — figuring out how the Minister for Magic Tom Riddle is getting laid.
     

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    09 Jan 2024

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    At 11 years old Harry Potter makes a deal with the Dark Lord in order to get away from the Dursleys and have some semblance of safety. At 20, Harry Prince has grown into a well-educated and confident young man who can't say he regrets it.

    Or, nine years of meetings between prophesised equals when one of them has a plan and the other's mostly winging it.

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    25 Dec 2023

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    A few years out of Hogwarts, Tom is a rising star in the Ministry, and he’s determined to become the youngest ever Minister of Magic.

    Yet the higher and faster he rises within the Ministry, the more the whispers have started to abound about his Dark Arts affiliations, his unwavering alliance with the old Pureblood families, and his vehemently anti-Muggle sentiments.

    Tom realizes he needs to soften his image in order to increase his public appeal.

    And so, he thinks he’s found a solution in Harry Potter.

    Or, at least, in convincing Harry to pretend to date him for long enough that he’s seen as someone who can work across the aisle.
     

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    19 Nov 2023

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    In another world, Harry Potter was spared. Raised by a Pureblood guardian in Lord Voldemort's Britain, he isn't special and enters his seventh year wanting nothing more than to be allowed to go into Arithmancy research and keep his head down.

    But after a chance encounter with a man who later arrives at Hogwarts on behalf of the Ministry, to evaluate the seventh-year students for potential, it looks like it may not be so simple.

    Marvolo Gaunt seems to have his eye on Harry. The trouble is, Harry has no idea why.

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    29 Oct 2023

  7. Public Bookmark 32

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    Harry has been with Voldemort since he was still very young. This is a story about some their favorite pastime with each other.

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    08 Oct 2023

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    "That's Herpo," the child says, and he doesn't bother to correct him to Harry. It'll be many years until he remembers Binns' droning voice saying that name. Remembers what it means.

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    28 Sep 2023

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    Dumbledore was wrong. Harry was no Horcrux. He just walked like a lamb to slaughter.

    Death takes pity on him and offers his master a choice: what is right or what is easy.

    "Fuck it,” Harry thinks.

    "Easy."

    (This fic is just a big pile of fluff, humor and light-heartedness)

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    Chapters:
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    28 Sep 2023

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    Thomas Gaunt reaches through the dimensions and plucks an eleven-year-old Harry Potter from his world and brings him home again.

    These are the collected works in that setting.

    (AU-Gryffindor!Tom brings home canon!Harry Potter. What happens next may surprise you!)

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    03 Sep 2023

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    A series of two standalone oneshots.

    Fic 1: Harry Potter: a paranormal investigator. The Riddle House: the next location. The cute boy working at the library: knows a remarkable amount of unwritten details about the mass murder that happened in the Riddle House many, many decades ago. (Word count: 23258 )


    Fic 2: A seventh year potions accident turns Tom Riddle, Harry's ex-best-friend, into a grumpy black cat. What happens when they're forced to spend time together, with Tom as a cantankerous feline and Harry as his caretaker? (Word Count: 9509)


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    01 Sep 2023

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    During the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Voldemort get stuck in a time loop.

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    29 Aug 2023

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    Stupid little Ginny Weasley wants to trade her Voice for legs so that she can pursue some human prince? Well then, far be it from Tom Riddle to get in her way.

    (Except he does.)

    A retelling of The Little Mermaid.

    It should be strange, moving to the absence of music, but Tom finds himself mesmerised by the gentle rocking motion, the smell of Harry's salt skin, the feeling of Harry's cheek against his own. It's smooth and rough at the same time, young skin and day-old stubble. He turns and drags the point of his nose against it, slow and exploratory. Harry's breath catches, and Tom thinks, idly, that he would like to taste that breath. His eyes slip closed. His nose traces the jut of Harry's jaw down to the heavy, unsteady pulse of his jugular, and he thinks about biting it.

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    Chapters:
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    28 Aug 2023

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    Tom Riddle schemes to try and get Harry Potter to fall for him. Harry just thinks Tom's an idiot.

    And it all could be considered a heart-warming and comical love story, sure, because it undeniably is one. For the most part, that is.

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    28 Aug 2023

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    When Tom Riddle is hired to find a repairman, he doesn't expect the job to be a difficult one. This assessment is quickly proven wrong when the only person capable of the repairs is a reclusive man with a waiting list months long. Despite this, Tom is confident that his charm will allow him to seal the deal. Harry is not nearly so cooperative.

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    28 Aug 2023

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    After a bout of accidental magic when Harry is six, Vernon goes too far. When Harry wakes up, he is gravely wounded and more than fifty years in the past in another world. After some shuffling, Harry ends up at Wool's. There, he meets Tom Riddle, his mysterious roommate, eventual best friend, and the love of his life.

    Inspired by a doctor he meets in the past, Harry is determined to go into medicine and protect other children like himself and Tom. Tom has his own dream of becoming Prime Minister. The boys quickly become inseparable and are determined to help each other down their paths to build a life together.

    He wanted Harry. He had never coveted anyone this much.

    Tom understood now that some part of him had never given up on having a… friend. Someone who understood him more than anyone else. Someone who would always take his side.

    In a flash, he knew he would do anything to have Harry Faye’s loyalty.

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    Chapters:
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    01 Aug 2023

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    He’s outlived a basilisk.

    He’s mostly made of impossibility trapped between bones and skin these days, but that fact is mindboggling even for him.

    In which Tom Riddle is absolutely certain he wants to live forever, until he meets the immortal creature with green eyes and an obnoxious mouth.

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    325
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    42,375

    29 Jul 2023

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    The man towers over him, his breath tasting of coldness and fury. Harry had always known that there had to have been a significant reason, why the hat had sorted him into Gryffindor over any other House. He finds, once more, that inexplicable urge to do something recklessly, utterly stupid. High from the power he so rarely wields when confronted with this man, he taunts, “Come on, Tom. Let’s finish this the way we started!” He grips the older wizard close, sees the belated outrage.
    This, certainly, qualifies as reckless stupidity.
    But, he thinks, it might also just be strikingly poetic. “Together!” He shouts and jumps off the building.
    ‘Great!’ thinks Death. ‘Excellent opportunity.’

    This is the story of Death entrapping Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort in a series of reincarnations to undo the chaos the two of them have collectively caused. It’s a story of how two adversaries tangled in fate are forced to learn about themselves and through that, about the other; of them trying to work together for a change - if only, to pursue their individual goals.

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    Chapters:
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    26 Jul 2023

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    26 Jul 2023

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    In a world where your soulmate’s name is written upon your left wrist, Tom Marvolo Riddle’s upbringing is very different. He chooses another path to immortality and greatness and embarks upon it, alone.

    Then, he meets a boy named Harry Potter and his life changes, gradually at first, then seemingly all at once.

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    1,494
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    1,216
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    152,791

    20 Jun 2023

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