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You were a fairly successful vampire hunter but very few hunters' careers are very long and yours had come to an end. But instead of dying you find yourself the prisoner of a powerful vampire who you had tried to slay early in your career. Draining you would be a waste, this vampire has a plan to have you work for him. All he has to do is break you first.
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- Part 11 of Department of Monster Affairs
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Willa Novak and Laila Nejem were a peculiar pair: an ex-Catholic and a conflicted Muslim, a sexy punk and a modest hijabi, a horrible disappointment and the perfect daughter; they were both mutants and the best of friends. Together, they owned The Purple Moon, an Arab-Southern-Fusion jazz club that could only be found in New York City. Yet, the two had a secret - underneath their club was an illegal mutant fighting ring. As Gravity and Badra, they were shrewd businesswomen ready to do whatever it takes to protect themselves and their club. That readiness is put to the test when Quicksilver and Azazel of the Brotherhood of Mutants show up to investigate their fight club. But even when the Brotherhood determines that their club isn't exploiting mutants, the pair continues to show up at the Purple Moon. What could they want of these business owners? And why do the women start to look forward to each visit?
Willa and Laila's lives have been steady and calm for years, but with the Brotherhood involved in their club and anti-mutant hate growing, the tides are about to change.
Pairings: Pietro/OC (Willa), Azazel/OC (Laila)/Magneto
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You're part of a study using an experimental skin cream. The effects have been interesting, but suddenly take a turn for the horny. Luckily your werewolf neighbor is willing to help you out.
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- Part 2 of Department of Monster Affairs
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An Oath is a Curse by nicsnort
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
16 Dec 2025
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Josephine Celesta is a loyal paladin of Lathander and happily serves His temple in Waterdeep. But when she finds herself whisked away by Mindflayers, she finds her hardline beliefs challenged by her companions, who are nearly all enemies of her god. Worst of all is the vampire, beautiful, charming, sad, and not anything like what she had been told of Lathander's hated undead. Can Josephine's faith survive her growing feelings for Astarion? Or will she fall off the path of light into the darkness of his waiting arms?
Astarion is intrigued by this fearsome and conflicted paladin. She could easily slay him, but he knows that with the right words, he could transform her into his greatest shield. A force that he could wield to slay Cazador. Yet, there was something about her that tugged at the depths of his memory...and his heart...
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After your company Yuletide party, you head out to the mixed species club. Even though it is not your usual scene you wind up going back to a minotaur's apartment for the night. A minotaur's cum is said to have euphoric magical effects and you are about to have a first-hand experience.
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- Part 3 of Department of Monster Affairs
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This series is a collection of original works in a semi-post-apocalyptic world that has pretty much the same history as our reality until 2032. While many of the posts are sexual in nature there is a lot of world-building. Please feel free to take inspiration for your own works (credit for specific lore is requested).
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Elder Screws: Fuck-bilivion by nicsnort
Fandom Elder Scrolls, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls Online, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Original Work
23 Jul 2021
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Gene Freaks and Gender Freaks by squireofgeekdom
Fandoms: X-Men: The Animated Series (Cartoon 1992), X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024)
13 Jun 2024
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Or, how Morph got their pronouns.
In which the X-Men end up at New York Pride sort-of accidentally, Morph can certainly blend in, Cyclops would just like this parade to proceed without incident, Jubilee reminds the gang that it's never just one thing or the other, Morph drags Logan's life choices and lays out a gender and identity crisis, Logan doesn't have enough reliable memories to have any idea what junk he was born with, gender and pronoun crises continue over breakfast while everyone's trying to get cereal and/or coffee, sometimes pronouns just don't have the right vibes, Hank talks grammar and linguistic history, Scott is a good team leader and may have a binder of procedure on updating files for transitioning teammates, Morph picks out pronouns for a trial run, and Logan is probably-definitely better company than Sabretooth.
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13 Jun 2024
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It must have taken all his restraint to sit across from her at camp, where no plate armor confined her hips. Had the blood leached during her bath the night prior tumbled with the waves to the shore, where he was reading by candlelight? And she’d tossed her dirtied cloths to the fire—oh, shadows consume her, she was practically torturing the man.
Astarion’s hands were on his hips in a casual stance, but his fingertips betrayed him where they turned white under a vise-tight grip.
A perverted sense of pride filled her, seized a beat of her heart—it was her blood winding him up so much.
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The Dawnknights’ creed forbade, in no uncertain terms, collusion with the undead. She would’ve been exercising the Morninglord’s will if she’d staked the vampire through before he even had a chance to speak with that honeyed tongue.
But really, what the hells else is she supposed to do with all this blood?
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- Part 1 of From Night, Dawn
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16 Mar 2024
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A collection of stories about finding love during the darkest moments. Currently following the Ilphelkiir siblings and their terrible choices.
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05 Nov 2023
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Katrina’s world is changed all at once, not with a bang, but a scream.
A third year student at Gotham university she finds her life being shaped by two very different people, her brilliant psychology Professor, Jonathan Crane, and the nameless creature stalking the campus at night. The one who brings fear to all who meet them. Fear she’s beginning to crave.
She never even considered that they might be one and the same.
(Crane x OC fic, some comic and cartoon elements mixed together with a whole lot of AU-ness, pre-scarecrow Crane to start with. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN AS OF 2025)
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06 Jun 2019
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You purchase a new house relatively cheap, on your first night you find yourself in the company of a creature. A creature who appears normal at first, with the exception of some oddities. You find yourself instantly enamoured by the creature, the creature who finds you curious and you find him charming.
This is your short story with him.
TW: Contains Self harm and suicide attempt mentioned.
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- Part 3 of Terato/Exo Modern AU
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20 Nov 2019