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Hungers as Strong as the Winds and Tides by GroovyNightStrawberry for Flomacaroon
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Feb 2026
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Crowley, first mate of the pirate ship Kraken, has one rule: don't fuck crew members.
It's never been a problem...until now. Because the Kraken's newest recruit has other ideas...
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- English
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- 42,744
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- 13/13
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- 1
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- 507
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23 Feb 2026
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Aziraphale could hustle him up to the master bath immediately. Nudge him under the shower's hot spray. Or ease him into the enveloping warmth of their claw-foot tub, the water filled to the brim. He could also simply snap his fingers and have a dry, toasty demon in an instant.
Just as Crowley could have banished the burgeoning clouds as soon as their underbellies swelled fat and grey, or conjured himself an umbrella, or fled inside at the first hint of raindrops on his skin.
But he didn't.
Crowley is also fully capable of whipping up a drying miracle of his own.
But he hasn't.
Crowley gets wet. Aziraphale kindly helps him with that.
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- English
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- 7,460
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- 1/1
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- 2
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08 Jul 2025
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Ever since they met at an exclusive college for musicians twelve years ago, Aziraphale Eastgate and Anthony Crowley have had each other's backs. Sure, Aziraphale is a small-town organist and choir director composing hymns and Mass settings on the side, while Crowley is a Grammy-winning songwriter and record producer, but when they get together in front of a piano, it's undeniable that magic happens. So when Crowley gets stuck writing the music for a brand-new boy band, it's natural that he calls Aziraphale for help. And Aziraphale is more than happy to be there for him.
All he has to do is conceal what a smoking crater his life has become. Oh, and make sure Crowley never finds out just how much Aziraphale loves him.
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- English
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- 22,950
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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- 226
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- 72
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08 May 2025
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They're Not Talking by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jan 2025
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Crowley and Aziraphale still meet secretly to try to stop the Second Coming, but they’re not talking, not the way they once did. Words aren’t the only way to communicate all the things that are left unsaid.
Updated with a new chapter
You slowly put your hand against mine, our fingertips touching, separated by wood and sin and sacrament.
I imagine us leaning forward, our lips meeting, kissing open mouthed, surrounded by the heady scent of incense.
I keep my eyes on you, willing you to offer your mouth to me. There is a quiver in your bottom lip, a softness to your jaw as if you’re about to tip towards me, seeking a blessing from my tongue.
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- English
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- 5,400
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 1
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- 144
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- 328
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30 Mar 2025
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The year, 51AD. The location, a villa in Rome. While Crowley is away, lonely Aziraphale tries his hand at demon-summoning. When Crowley's angelic counterpart appears instead, Aziraphale thinks he should send him back straight away. But there are a few things they can teach him about Earthly pleasures, first. And he might just be able to offer up something else in return.
NB: Will not make much sense without reading Ultra Rosa first.
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- Part 3 of Rosae
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- English
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- 53,983
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 1
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- 338
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- 78
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- 9,357
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23 Nov 2024
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Not a Mounted Dildo but a Fuck Machine by NaroMoreau, summerofspock
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
26 Jul 2021
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Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for three years when lockdown goes into effect. When Aziraphale meets a nice girl on Tinder who he thinks is his perfect match, he's delighted. There's just one hurdle: that pesky virginity thing. Lucky for him, Crowley has always been there for him. He's helped Aziraphale with every other problem through the years, why not this one?
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- Part 1 of NAMDBAFM
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- English
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- 35,483
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 15
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- 1,332
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24 Oct 2024
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Ultra Rosa
Beyond The RoseSequel to Sub Rosa
Beneath The RoseMore of the same (a LOT more). Crowley takes on the challenge of topping Aziraphale to the point that he truly lets go and submits to the experience; this takes some doing.
Excerpt:
“What have you done?”
Crowley grinned. “Called in reinforcements.”
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- Part 2 of Rosae
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- English
- Words:
- 20,226
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 1
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- 171
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- 587
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- 127
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30 Sep 2024
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Tether by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2023
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Aziraphale, Supreme Archangel of the Heavenly Host, is just minding his own business. Really. It's not like he's trying to get summoned to Earth during highly important archangelic duties. And Crowley's not trying to summon him, he swears, but somehow it still keeps happening...
Now, if they could only figure out why?
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- English
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- 44,558
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 1,027
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- 1,660
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- 434
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- 28,070
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24 Jul 2024
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Post-S1 indulgence. Sometimes when you’re just getting started, a little calibration is required.
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“Do you want to sit in my lap?”Time screeched to a halt.
“Yes,” Aziraphale said, going still.
Crowley grinned. “Do you want to go back to my flat first?”
And time went wild.
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 238
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20 May 2024
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Ostinato by GaiasEyes
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 May 2024
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It has been six months since Aziraphale ascended to the highest ranks of Heaven. It has been six months and Aziraphale will not answer any of Crowley's attempts to contact him through conventional methods so alternative tactics must be employed. Crowley uncovers an ancient summoning ritual discovered by humans, rooted in magic and steeped in power of music. If the angel will not respond to Crowley willingly then he will give the Supreme Archangel no choice.
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- English
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- 11,226
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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- 70
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- 254
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- 54
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- 3,187
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19 May 2024
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Cranking Up The Heat by vavoom_sorted_art
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 May 2024
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The equivalent of that hot wings challenge, but with porn.
These are not meant to be strictly chronological, but follow a rough chronological order with some chapters following directly after one another and others skipping over parts to keep the pace up and the heat rising!
Best viewed in "Entire Work" mode!Say hello to me on Tumblr!
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- English
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- 8,032
- Chapters:
- 27/27
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11 May 2024
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Father Aziraphale Fell is a haunted priest who has kindled a tentative friendship with landscape designer and gardener Anthony Crowley, who has been tending to his church’s neglected gardens— and that friendship has been mingled with a growing desire and longing since they met.
When the tantalising gardener offhandedly mentions that his career isn’t exactly fruitful, Aziraphale offers to help him. Crowley, in response, jokingly mentions the concept of ‘sugaring’ to the priest, assuming he’d have no idea what he meant, but Aziraphale is full of many, many surprises.
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- Part 1 of Vine Slips
- Part 1 of A Labyrinth of Labyrinths
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 184,554
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 3
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- 2,139
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15 Mar 2024
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What’s a few orgasms between hereditary enemies? It’s not the end of the world, right? Right?
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Crowley stared at his whiskey, and refused to acknowledge that this moment would ever end, and didn’t think about just how close Aziraphale was, how he could almost feel the heat of him on the whole right side of his body, didn’t think about what it would be like to touch him again—Aziraphale shifted on his stool, and now his thigh was pressed up against Crowley’s. Crowley drew in a sharp breath, surprised, but Aziraphale kept looking straight ahead.
He probably hadn’t noticed he was doing it, Crowley reasoned with himself. Get your head out your arse, you demonic fantasist, and —
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- 68,159
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- 16/16
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20 Feb 2024
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Ed's minding his business when the new neighbor's kid comes around holding a human puppet. It's creepy as hell, but as soon as the kid's father rounds the corner, Ed doesn't mind.
ETA: Podfic available here from Kninjaknitter my darling dearest
“Hello,” says the strangest voice Ed’s ever heard, jolting him out of his reverie, sending his heart speeding into chaos.He opens his eyes and he’s staring straight at a stuffed animal in the shape of a human person. It is bald with a tiny hat and too-big eyes and it wears a blue shirt and a name tag that says Jeffy in the sort of scrawl normally reserved for words written in blood.
A puppet, he realizes several seconds beyond when it would have been appropriate to respond.
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- Chapters:
- 8/8
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18 Feb 2024
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“Good heavens,” Aziraphale tuts. “Carnal temptations and a vulgar mouth. Whatever will I do with you, my dear?”
Crowley’s mouth opens, but no words come forth. “Absolutely anything you like,” he rasps at length, blinking up at Aziraphale in a wonderstruck sort of way.
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- English
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- 5,637
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
- Comments:
- 324
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31 Jan 2024
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Covenant of Salt by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale's hand slides down past Crowley's hip to fist his cock in time with his thrusts, and he bites again, and again, down to Crowley's naked shoulder, up to his earlobe, not meaning to be sexy, just biting like he's eating, tasting the salt on Crowley's skin, like he might consume Crowley entirely if given enough time.
"Talk to me," he gasps, between thrusts, between bites, his voice shaking.
"No," Crowley grits out, just before he comes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,143
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- 1/1
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- 225
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- 1,188
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25 Jan 2024
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Provoked by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Oct 2023
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A bratty Crowley is dying for Aziraphale to be rough with him, just for once, so he provokes him into losing control. He may have gotten a bit more than he bargained for.
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- English
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- 2,536
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 87
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- 1,385
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- 184
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- 16,930
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14 Jan 2024
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Ed looks down, ready to get on with things, and he startles. He’s—Stede—this fucking guy has shoved his hand through the hole in the wall, fingers lined up and thumb out like he’s—nah—he wants to—
“Are you trying to shake hands?”
“Yes, I thought—”
Ed blinks. “Through a glory hole?”
“Oh Christ,” the man allegedly named Stede says, “I’ve messed this up already, haven’t I? I’m so sorry, Jeff, just forget I—hang on—damn.”
It's a glory hole meet-cute! Multiple chapters of Ed and Stede falling in love through a hole in a bathroom wall. Sex, feelings, pining, bad decisions -- all contained within. Now COMPLETE.
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- English
- Words:
- 33,368
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,066
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- 2,183
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- 500
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23 Dec 2023
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False Pretenses by lineslines
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Dec 2023
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This is a universe in which their story remains much the same, except they've been fucking each other, in secret, for centuries. But never outright: always under the veneer of false pretense. And they don't talk about it either, afterwards, hoping the lack of acknowledgement will help them uphold the distance they've created between their emotions and their bodies. Too bad they're one and the same.
Nonchronologial smutty oneshots of Aziraphale and Crowley through the ages, trying not to love each other while falling ever deeper. Finding loopholes, bending the rules, and pretending really hard that it doesn't hurt, their feigned unaffectedness. So they act, and pay debts, and negotiate, they blame temptations and aphrodisiacs - anything but face the consequences of their own actions. They operate under hypotheticals and false pretenses - because they must - but their intentions are pure.
if you wish to read in chronological order:
1. heaven on the half shell: 41 AD / Rome
2. vive la révolution: 1796 / Paris
3. chocolates, honey: 1800 / London
[will be updated as i go]all of these can be read as standalones
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04 Dec 2023
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 95,505
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 11
- Comments:
- 5,657
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- 16,400
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- 5,645
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29 Nov 2023