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Stede Bonnet's Guide to Being in a Throuple by georges1982_96
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Aug 2022
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Stede fell in love with Ed the day they met, the moment the man walked into Stede’s newly opened bakery and breathed reverently, “Holy shit, this is fucking insane.”
The only hitch? Stede is pretty sure Ed is married and off-limits.
Until a few weeks later, Ed kisses him.
Otherwise known as the fic where Stede assumes Ed and Izzy are married so he's now part of a throuple, and ends up saving a marriage that didn't actually exist in the first place.
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- Part 1 of OFMD Modern Day Throuple AU
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- English
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- 50,177
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
29 Jan 2024
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After the events of Rolling in the Deep, Ed, Stede and Izzy try to find a balance in their relationship. Stede and Izzy still don't agree on everything, but as long as Edward is happy, that's all that matters.
And Edward is happy. He's got the men he loves, and Blackbeard's reputation to keep them all safe. Never mind the nightmares he's been having, of a monster lurking beneath the waves. Never mind the days when he feels like he can't take the pressure anymore. And never mind the voice in the back of his head, telling him that the people he loves might be better off without him.
Tie it all to the anchor. Let it sink into the dark.
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- Part 2 of The Depths
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11 Jan 2024
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Izzy's never shaved his nether regions before. Stede offers to do it with a straight razor. Smouldering tension ensues.
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07 Jan 2024
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“Bon Bon,” Ed croons through the crack in the stall. Stede catches her eye in that tiny sliver of space. “Open up for us?”
“What… what are you going to do?” Stede tries. She loses sight of Ed as Ed laughs. “What? I should like to know, before—”
Something slams against the stall.
While attempting to change her pad in peace, Stede is caught by Ed and Izzy.
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07 Jan 2024
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Izzy's had a run-in with an occultist in Nassau, with some unfortunate consequences. He's working on fixing the mess when he runs into Ed, who's been captured by pirates looking for revenge. Unfortunately, Izzy's forced to put his plans on hold.
It’s all Bonnet’s fucking fault. As usual. Most of Izzy’s problems from the last... oh, threeish years now, are Stede fucking Bonnet’s fault.
This one takes the cake, though. Izzy looks down forlornly at his feet. His paws. Fucking hell.
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07 Jan 2024
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Izzy makes fun of Stede's bedroom prowess in the 'Hello Boys' scene. Ed proposes a bet to restore Stede's honour. Izzy loses, and loses, and loses...
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- Part 1 of Steddyhands Filth Without Focus
Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
23 Dec 2023
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When Stede accidentally spills candlewax on Izzy, his first pirating lesson becomes a kink lesson instead.
Whumptober Day 27: Scars + Kinktober Day 5: Sweat + Izzy BINGO square "wax play"
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- English
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- 4,743
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- 6
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- 290
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Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
18 Dec 2023
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Stede is a gallant prince on an epic quest. He has to save the princess, who has been imprisoned by the foul gray dragon to the east. It’s going to be a very dashing and heroic fairytale adventure!
Unfortunately, Stede might have some fundamental misunderstandings about the situation…
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14 Dec 2023
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all the very best of us string ourselves up for love by oopshidaisy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Nov 2023
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What they don’t tell you about meeting your soulmate is that it feels like getting whacked over the head with a shovel.
(Or: Stede, Ed, and Izzy manage to make a mess of being bound together by fate.)
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Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
01 Dec 2023
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Edward and Stede try to teach Izzy to enjoy the sweeter things in life. Izzy puts up a fight.
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"He's threatening to leave again."
"Oh dear," Stede says in a tone of voice that doesn't imply concern at all. Ed smirks. Stede's levels of bitchiness are truly unparralled and he absolutely loves it.
"Don't worry, he just does this now and then. He gets in a twist because something isn't right or we're not piratey enough or whatever and goes off on one. It won't come to anything."
"Are you sure? He did seem rather insistent just then."
"Yeah, he just needs to get it out of his system. I'll talk to him tomorrow."
"And talking will be enough?"
Stede's voice goes a little higher towards the end of his question, as though he doesn't quite believe Ed but doesn't want to make it obvious.
"Well, the kind of talking we do, yeah. He just needs something to bristle against. A firm hand."
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Set some point around Season 1 in an AU verse.
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01 Dec 2023
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kiss me real hard, make me want it by jeminisms for midnight_laundry
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 May 2023
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Izzy has a rare night at port alone with Ed. Ed seems like she's on a mission, and it doesn't take long for Izzy to find out why.
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25 Nov 2023
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Ed's at work when the woman of her dreams walks in. A little flirt in the back room leads to a life-changing night at Izzy's...
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“Nice to meet you, Izzy. I’m Ed. Though I’ve been told Eddie’s easier to moan. Just in case that somehow becomes relevant, you know.”
The hand on her tit grabs on hard, and Ed only has time to breathe a delighted little gasp against Izzy’s mouth before they’re kissing again. It’s wet and downright filthy with how much Ed’s drooling. Izzy takes control easily, and Ed’s body goes slack, opening up to let herself be kissed, inviting Izzy to take whatever she wants. Her own hands come to rest somewhere on Izzy’s tits and she gladly kneads the bulging flesh through the leather.
Christ, she needs to get her mouth on those things, taste the sweat that’s certainly pooling in the valley between them…Series
- Part 1 of florence's as of yet unnamed lesbian AU
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- English
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- 17,671
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- 4/4
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- 92
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Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
23 Nov 2023
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"For your punishment," Ed started, close enough for her breath to hit Izzy's bare skin, "I'm going to put this big, hard cock inside you, since it seems my fingers and my mouth aren't enough for you, hmm?"
"Eddddy," Izzy whined, Ed teasing the tip of the dildo in and out of her without fully pushing in.
"And since you love it sooo much, you're going to keep it inside for me while we go back to study."Series
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- 4,818
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Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
22 Nov 2023
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“You smell like Stede,” Ed says again, his fingers digging into Izzy’s hips.
“So you’ve said,” Izzy sighs, as if that tone in Ed’s voice doesn’t go straight to his cock. The irritation is real, at least. “Is that a problem, suddenly?”
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Edward takes exception to Izzy's sartorial choices. Izzy suffers the consequences. Stede is just having a good time.
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20 Nov 2023
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“I’m not like those men,” Izzy says, voice cracked and hoarse. “I won’t fucking be like them, do you understand me?”
Ed’s face softens. “Of course you aren’t,” he says, tone coaxing. “You’re Izzy.” He reaches out, one hand. Izzy doesn’t move away. He can’t. Ed’s fingers touch his face, grazing his jaw, and he shivers. “My Izzy,” Ed says. The conviction in his voice sets Izzy’s cock to throbbing. “My friend, yeah?”
“Of course I’m your friend, Ed,” Izzy says, That’s why I can’t—”
“But you want to,” Ed cuts him off. He smiles, slow, devastating. “Don’t you.”
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Izzy invites his frightened young shipmate to bunk with him for the night. He hasn't got the least idea what he's getting himself into.Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
20 Nov 2023
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terribly, terribly, terribly moody by little_seahorse for heIzHands
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Nov 2023
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New girl, Stede Bonnet, gets bailed up in the school locker room by fearsome duo, Ed and Izzy.
“You think I don’t see you staring at me? Hm?” Ed brings her hand to Bonnet’s chest, lifts her cross with one chipped black-painted fingernail. She pinches it, rubs her thumb all over the silver while Bonnet holds her breath. “Think I can’t feel your eyes on the back of my neck in every single class? Checking me out in the hallway?
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 108
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12 Nov 2023
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show me the place where he inserted the blade by Anonymous
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Oct 2023
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Stede’s hand shot out, resting over Izzy’s fingers on his thigh, clamping down suddenly quickly, and he kept staring at him, “You didn’t leave,” he said, “You could have, anytime you wanted.”
Izzy scoffed. “I serve my captain.”
“But Edward isn’t here anymore. You might have followed him.”
Izzy stared at him. “Are you fucking thick?” he snapped, couldn’t help it, “What the fuck is the use of a first mate, to a fisherman? He doesn’t want to be Blackbeard anymore, hasn't for a long time. He threw away his leathers, for fucks sake. I follow my captain. I stay with my captain.”
Stede’s eyes widened, somehow, further, glinting something eerie in the candlelight, and he said, quietly, “Am I your captain, Izzy?”
// Stede and Izzy, in the aftermath of Man on Fire.
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- English
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Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
09 Nov 2023
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Lady of Shalott (a late-flowering rose) by Transformatron
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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An Omega’s emotional and material needs must be met before they can present. They must want for nothing, know no scarcity, and (most importantly of all) feel safe.
Perhaps Stede should have considered this before he reclaimed captaincy of the Revenge and helped Ed lay the Kraken to rest – especially since, six months later, one very bewildered Israel Hands goes into the first heat of his life.
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- English
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Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
07 Nov 2023
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And This the Shape of Your Electrons by Light_In_Shadows
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Oct 2023
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Ed's head spins with the pain and the first dark tendrils of genuine panic. If he can't get the bullet out…
But there is no if. No other option. Either he sorts himself out, or he dies where he's lying, and leaves Izzy trapped forever in the mainframe of an empty ship, drifting through the black until the day the Anne's power cells fail and take Iz with them.
Ed picks up the scalpel again.
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- Part 2 of so we'll define our own ontology
Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
06 Nov 2023
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Stede and Ed are doing just fine. Sure, Ed spends all day on the ocean, casting line after line, reeling in fish. Sure, Stede never imagined he would trade his ship for a tavern that's more cobweb than wood. Sure, he wishes that when they kissed, it felt like fire.
Obviously, the only option is to ask Izzy for advice.
Bookmarked by patchwork_blatherskite
04 Nov 2023