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05 Jun 2023
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bend over, doll (it's all a game) by Sweveris for fookintentacle
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Dec 2023
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Jack has known Ed and Izzy for decades. He fucks both of them sometimes, it's fine, casual, it's whatever.
Stede, however... What started out as a fling with Ed's husband has now been going for a while. Of course Ed knows, so where's the harm? Except that Stede doesn't know that Ed knows, and Izzy's starting to get suspicious. And Jack's still hung up on his ex and her girlfriend - frankly, it's a mess.
At least he's getting laid.Crime AU, everyone is terrible.
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- Part 2 of with the odds stacked against them
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04 Jun 2023
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“You’re pretty funny, Izzy.”
“I—”
“I like that,” Edward growls and leans closer, a low-hanging cross earring slipping out from his scarf at the motion. “Makes me think I found the right guy for the job.”
“And what job would that be?” Izzy questions, sounding a lot braver than he feels.
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Izzy Hands is a guy working at a bookstore watching his pathetic, useless life pass by. That is, until he meets one Edward Teach.
A story about first times and second chances; finding love later in life; devotion; human errors; the weight of expectations; insecurites; fear; navigating a new relationship and all the ups and downs that come with it... and most importantly, being brave enough to change and pursue happiness, no matter how terrifying that may be.
Written for the OFMD RBB.
I recommend not reading the tags for the best experience.
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- Part 1 of Spotless
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- English
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- 4/4
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03 Jun 2023
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i'd bring you further roses but it does you no good by thesoulundone
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 May 2023
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"What the fuck," Jack remarks, cocking his head and sliding the beer onto the kitchen counter. He's seventy percent sure Hands isn't dying so he can afford to be a bit of a dick before he renders assistance or whatever. He did first aid in high school. "Legs giving out on you or something, Hands, has Ed been keeping you on your kn–"
And then it hits him like a proper fucking blow to the head; the fucking smell of it, woven into the days' old stink of sweat. A heat.
"Fucking hell," Jack says, dazed. "What the fuck."
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31 May 2023
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Stede and Israel Hands-Bonnet are a struggling married couple looking for a fresh start, so naturally they’ve purchased a gorgeous dilapidated Victorian estate on the foggy coast of Maine- or well, Stede purchased it, online, on a whim, and now Izzy is tasked with cleaning up his mess- quietly deciding to fix up the place to flip for a tidy profit so they can finally call it quits. Of course, neither of them were counting on the house being haunted by the bewitching and alluring spirit of Blackbeard- a ghost who will irrevocably alter their perception of everything- but most importantly how to love one another better.
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- 4/5
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27 May 2023
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such surpassing brightness by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Feb 2019
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The revelation that Aziraphale might have been in love with him for thousands of years is surprising. The fact that literal books have been written on the subject comes as even more of a shock.
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20 May 2023
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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20 May 2023
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You, Soft and Only by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jul 2019
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He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.
“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.
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20 May 2023
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Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe by bizarrelittlemew
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Apr 2023
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Glam is rocking the Sunset Strip in LA, and Edward Teach is rocking glam.
But with all his success as a rock star, the bar scene has become boring and repetitive—until Ed hears rumors about Stede Bonnet, a groupie who might just provide the excitement he's been longing for.
OFMD AUpril Day 18: Celebrity
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16 May 2023
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"How's his cock treating you, then, Iz?" he murmured, moving forward on his knees and sliding his free hand up the inside of Izzy's calf, still stroking himself with the other. "Not too much?"
"Taken bigger," Izzy grunted dismissively, lifting up and grinding back down as if to prove a point. To his credit, the slide was easy, a smooth descent that left Stede feeling like he was the deepest he could possibly be. He let out a soft moan at the sensation, and felt a thrill race up his spine at the conniving glint that had entered Ed's eye.
"That right," Ed replied coolly, eyebrow raised as he crawled closer, hand coasting up Izzy's thigh. "Not gonna object if we get you a little more full, then?"
Ed and Stede try something new.
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16 May 2023
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Anton, captain of the All Blacks, is suspected of doping after a particularly strong performance in the first half of a rugby match. He's called out at halftime for a blood test, which is administered in the depths of the locker rooms by a pale dark-haired guy with a German accent.
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13 May 2023
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Fit as a Butcher’s Dog by thirdbird (codswallop)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
08 Nov 2022
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Doctor/Patient AU: Anton goes to the werewolf vet for his wellness exam like a good alpha setting an example for his pack, only to find that the new practitioner is an extremely attractive and weirdly pale guy called Viago who has very cold hands and no boundaries whatsoever.
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12 May 2023
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you're waking meadows in my mind by raspberryseashanty
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
21 Feb 2023
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The first time it happens, Anton can blame it on the adrenaline.
Alternate title: 5 times Anton & Viago 'accidentally' share a moment of intimacy, and 1 time they do it on purpose.
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12 May 2023
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Ye olde emails are enough to drive the strongest man to the brink. And Izzy Hands is already teetering.
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- English
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- 1/1
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04 May 2023
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Water Flowing Underground by zemph147
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV) RPF, New Zealand Actor RPF
15 Oct 2022
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Actors and long-time friends Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach shoot the second season of their television show about the historical Gentleman Pirate Rhys Darby and Taika "Blackbeard" Waititi. Things do not go as planned.
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- Part 1 of Under the Rocks and Stones
- Language:
- English
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- 1/1
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28 Apr 2023
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A plumbing emergency forces Stede to source a screwdriver from the nearest man on Grindr.
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28 Apr 2023
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Izzy planned for a quiet night in.
Ed planned to get drunk and have fun.
Jack didn’t have a plan, but he’s good at improvising.
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- English
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- 1/1
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28 Apr 2023
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“This kinda thing’s a little intense for Stede. He thinks I’ll break or some fuckin’ thing.” Ed laid a hand on the pulse at Izzy’s throat, then, and he must’ve felt it hammering there under his palm – must’ve known he had him even before he breathed: “It’s gotta be you, Iz. You know me better’n anyone.”
Standing there with his heart beating in Edward’s hands, what else could Izzy have done?
Izzy agrees to take part in Ed's ravished-by-pirates fuckery. How does this plan, with all its convoluted dynamics and familiar pains, affect the three men involved?
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- Part 1 of You Want It Darker
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27 Apr 2023
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filthy impetuous soul (i wanna give it to you) by shatteredhourglass
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Jul 2022
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“You’re going to mess up Bonnet’s pretty little blankets?” he asks idly as he drifts over to the bed, rubs the fabric of the sheets between his fingers. He bites his lip to stop the grin from surfacing in full. “He’s going to start fucking sobbing on the ground if the bloodstains don’t come out.”
“There’s not going to be any blood,” Ed says from behind him. “At least, that’s not the plan.”
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21 Apr 2023
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Frenchie convinces Stede to hire the cursebreaker. Stede can see the logic in it: a way to cleanse the ship after all their troubles, clear the air between the reunited crews. “A little vibe adjustment,” Frenchie says.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,230
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21 Apr 2023