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This started out as a dark little 5+1 Izzy-has-hanahaki oneshot, and then it took over my brain. The first fic, if that flower with base infection meet, is a series of vignettes about Izzy falling for Ed and not dealing with it particularly healthily.
The second, the humble as the proudest sail, follows Izzy as he goes to fetch Stede back in an attempt to gain Ed’s forgiveness, and catches feelings for Stede in the process. It's much lighter in tone, plottier, and funnier than the prequel.
this sad interim is the third fic, and covers what Ed and the kidnapped crew members are going through while Stede and Izzy look for them. I recommend reading it as an intermission after chapter 9 of the humble as the proudest sail.
This version of hanahaki is non-fatal and follows my own made-up rules; see this comment for more detail.
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19 Apr 2023
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Israel Hands, Edward Teach and Jack Rackham work at Hornigold's Family FunFair as carnies in 1980. College student Stede Bonnet visits the fair looking for an evening of entertainment and instead finds something more thrilling and dangerous than the rides.
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- Part 1 of Ashes to Ashes
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11 Apr 2023
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“Don’t be such a loser,” Jack grumbles. “Why didn’t you switch roommates this year, if you hate me so much?”
Izzy shrugs. It’s not that he doesn’t know, he’s just not about to admit it to Jack. Because if Jack found out that Izzy puts up with all his bullshit just because Ed turns up to hang out in their room regularly, Izzy’s life would be pretty much over.
A little bit of booze goes a long way.
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- Part 1 of They Were Roommates
- Part 1 of Izzy's POV
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10 Apr 2023
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Izzy and Ed are injured, lost, and desperate after a deal goes wrong. A beautiful blond maniac offers them a ride and then offers them a place to stay. Surely there won't be any romantic or life-affirming repercussions.
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29 Mar 2023
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got room in my wagon, why don't you hop inside by rhincodontidae
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Jan 2023
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Stede picks up hitchhikers Ed and Izzy. All parties end up getting a lot more than they bargained for.
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28 Mar 2023
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Ed took excellent care of his gift, always keeping the blade sharp and clean. Rackham teased him about it constantly. Izzy figured that knife was one of the first nice things Ed had ever owned, because he'd done the same when Hornigold took him in. His own gift was still on his belt, polished and honed.
"I really liked that knife," said Ed.
Someone takes Ed's knife. Izzy retrieves it. (Hornigold era.)
Written for Happy EdIzzy Week 2023, using prompts #8 (The Big Damn Kiss) and #17 (Protecting the Other).
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24 Mar 2023
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Izzy nudged the tip of the blade with his thumb, careful not to draw any blood. Not alone. Not unless Bonnet was here, holding the dagger. That was the whole point of this gift.
I thought we could use it together, Bonnet said.
Izzy contemplates jealousy, names, and how to be happy.
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- Part 2 of sea-fever fragments
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23 Mar 2023
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Have you heard the one about the pirate who fell in love with a monster?
Sailors tell each other stories when the nights are long and the work is done with. This is one of those stories.
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14 Mar 2023
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Father Stede Bonnet, betrothed to the Lord in flight from dreams he's been taught better than to chase, clings onto his wavering faith as his troubled penitent Edward Teach inadvertently brings the wretched Israel Hands in tow, a demon who seems to want nothing more but for Stede to face his desires head-on; a battle against temptation for a God who won't answer plea nor prayer.
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- Part 1 of Ataraxia in Apostasy
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14 Mar 2023
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“Fuck, Jack! Give me a minute,” he grumbled. “You and your stupid fucking horse cock.”
“Aw, Iz, you keep sweet talkin’ me like that and I’m gonna shoot off too quick.”
But Jack rolled his hips more easily, shallow little thrusts as Izzy adjusted to his girth, and when the sweet drag of Jack’s cock began to send little sparks of pleasure that made Izzy’s own dick twitch, he moaned soft and low.
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21 Feb 2023
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How much of a person lies in their memories?
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20 Feb 2023
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Fanart of Ed as a feathered siren from Greek mythology for the Monstrous May "sirens" prompt.
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- Part 3 of Our Flag Means Death Fanart
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19 Feb 2023
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“You always used to stay,” Edward says, “on nights like these.”
Nights like these. Nights where thick clouds and driving rain blotted out the moon and stars, turning the Queen Anne into the only real and solid thing in an endless sea of black. Nights when the entire world was reduced to a creaking ship and rain spattering against the windows, to Edward’s pain and Izzy’s attempts at distraction, to a warm cabin sweet with opium smoke. Those nights had been common, a lifetime ago.
But this isn’t the Queen Anne. And Edward hardly needs Izzy for distraction now.
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18 Feb 2023
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Kimodameshi by lysimachias
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types
15 Feb 2023
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Kimodameshi: the "test of courage" taken by high school students to overcome their fears, and according to class president Mazaki Anzu, a necessary milestone that must be completed by the end of senior year.
But when you're students at Domino Magic Academy, the ghosts and demons that exist only in whispered stories for other Japanese high school students are a very real risk for you.
One ancient grimoire, a disaster caused by Kaiba Seto, and a few very confusing days later, Yuugi and Ryou come to realize that neither has come away from the test of courage unscathed. Now they'll need to work together to find out what the voices in their heads want, how to get rid of them, and how to make it through their classes without any teachers figuring out that they're possessed.
(Easier said than done, when one ghost has a fondness for convoluted vengeance games and the other is constantly trying to get its hands on any sharp object in the vicinity.) Yuugi x Ryou Magical School AU
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15 Feb 2023
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Yugi’s mind screeched to a halt.
No.
No, surely that wasn’t Atem who just—
A warm hand brushed Yugi’s elbow, gripping it in steady reassurance. Yugi turned woodenly to the man beside him, taking in his familiar profile.
“Rebecca, you’re making my boyfriend uncomfortable,” Atem said calmly.
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Prompt: Fake/Pretend Relationship
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15 Feb 2023
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Finding the right first mate is hard! Silly crackfic written for the prompt "Meet-Cute or First Meeting" for Happy Ed/Izzy Week
"Is this the first mate tryout for Captain Blackbeard?” a voice rasps.
Ed doesn’t bother picking his head up. “Nah, fuck off. We’re closed.”
A hand slams down next to him. “Don’t think I will. I’ve got references.”
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- Part 10 of Space's Happy Ed/Izzy Week 2023
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14 Feb 2023
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If he had been younger, maybe. Twenty years before he would have gotten on his knees and begged, and maybe he would have been allowed to stay. But Izzy had lived for the better part of four decades on this earth, there wasn’t much else for him out there, and the bottom line was that Edward did not need him anymore - and Izzy was tired. He was so goddamn tired.
“Are you quitting on me, Iz?” Edward asked, speaking for the first time, and his eyes had a mix of rage, longing and heartbreak that made him want to keel over and die. Bonnet fell silent, mouth gaping open, but he couldn’t even appreciate the absence of sound - his heart drummed so loudly it felt like his head was a drum. Thump-thump.Thump-thump.
“I will leave the ship at the next port,” he repeated, looking Edward straight in the eyes, “Captain.”
(In which Stede comes back, and Izzy struggles until he learns how to lean on.)
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12 Feb 2023
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"I don't have demands," Bonnet says. "This isn't a hostage negotiation. But to start, I think we should stop quarreling over him like a pair of hungry jackals."
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- Part 2 of Doldrums
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08 Feb 2023
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The EMP goes off with an understated pop followed by a brief and nearly-imperceptible whine, but the effect is instantaneous. The two security drones hit the ground, and so does Izzy.
Ed's boots ring out against the floor panels as he throws himself down the corridor at a dead sprint. Get up, he silently demands, as the poorly-recycled air burns in his lungs. Fucking get up! But Izzy remains an unmoving black shape crumpled on the grating.
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- Part 1 of so we'll define our own ontology
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08 Feb 2023
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Jack looks Ed up and down for a moment before saying, "I can share, if that's what he wants, but you're gonna play nice."
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07 Feb 2023