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    Draco and Theo return to London after being retired to the country for several years, only to find out that things are not as they were.
    A twist on A/B/O;

    She felt hot. Her body was on fire. Skin glistened, her shirt damp and clinging to her skin.
    “Shh, we got you,” Theo purred, fingers tangling into her curls and tilting her head back, as if to soothe her. Her heart raced, beating against her chest. Her pink tongue darted out to lick her lips.
    “We’ll take care of our perfect little Omega,” Draco crooned, catching her pleas with a heated kiss.

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    Betas: EvergreenTuesdays, ErinGranger, ChelsieWhitlock

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    20 May 2025

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    Um, yes please

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    The true Time-Turner was slammed savagely into Hermione's throat. It shattered against her neck, bits of glass and gold piercing into her skin. The last thing she saw before blackness consumed her was a plume of metallic dust and vitreous fragments, tiny prisms dancing behind her eyelids.

    (In which Hermione accidentally ends up in 1950, pitted against an ascending Dark Lord in his prime, caught in the entanglement of pureblood politics, dark magic, and Tom Riddle's interest)

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    15 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gods, this is going to be amazing.

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    Hermione Granger knows there’s no such thing as true ‘soulmates’. She’s given up hope that there is indeed a perfect someone. She knows she will continue her days, never finding someone who will really understand her, desire her, satisfy her. No, she’s given up that idea a long time ago. Hermione has accepted that she is in fact, undesirable.

    Draco Malfoy was living a quiet life after the war, simply existing, in Scotland. Until he gathers word that a certain witch, his witch, no longer is tied to another. So, he comes home to claim her.

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    27 Jan 2025

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    Facts are things considered to be known or proven true. Take for example; Draco Malfoy. Prat? Known. Brilliant Potions Professor? Proven true. Annoyingly handsome and capable of using every opportunity he had to get on her nerves? Known and proven true.
    When the Headmaster is forced to early retirement due to a family emergency, the position is open to the rest of the faculty. The Minister, Chief Warlock, and the Director for Wizarding Education will be ranking the staff, and the number one professor will be named Headmaster.
    She could see it now. Hermione Granger: Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The problem? Draco Malfoy was also vying for the position, if nothing, but to irritate her.
    Follow both Professors on their academic journey as they try to sabotage each other while also finding out that they might not be so different after all.

    Fact: There is a thin line between love and hate.

     

    Explicit spice and the inappropriate use of the potions classroom lay ahead.

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    26 Jan 2025

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    On Wednesday, October 15th, at exactly twelve minutes past seven in the evening, Hermione Granger died.

    On that same Wednesday, October 15th, at exactly twelve minutes past seven in the evening, Theodore Nott was pronounced dead after being discovered on the floor of his potions shop.

    Two minutes later, at fourteen minutes past seven, the diagnostic above Hermione Granger’s head detected a heartbeat, while the one above Theodore Nott remained silent.

    So why, when she opened her eyes, did she find him glaring at her? How was she going to get rid of him? And, most curiously of all, how did Draco Malfoy become the only person she trusted to help her figure it out?

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    22 Jan 2025