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Tony's at public school with kids his age for the first time in seventeen years, and he is determined that this year is gonna be his year. He's going to make friends. He's going to be popular. People will like him.
Unsurprisngly, none of that actually happens.
He does sort-of-maybe fall in love with a vampire in his class that everyone is terrified of, though. So... there's that.
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- Part 1 of Love Bites
- Language:
- English
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- 23,333
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 116
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23 Jan 2019
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Bared Teeth & Blushing Cheeks by itsallAvengers
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
14 Sep 2018
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Steve and Tony go on their first date as a Vampire/Baseliner couple, and Tony learns some of the harsh realities that come with being an Unhuman, and just how badly the world can and does treat Steve and his friends.
Then Steve, in turn, learns exactly how furious that makes Tony.
(The answer is very, very furious.)
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- Part 2 of Love Bites
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,510
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 116
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- 2,019
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- 183
- Hits:
- 17,182
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23 Jan 2019
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Borrowing Courage by XxTheDarkLordxX for lyonessheart
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Dec 2018
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After years of being a Magical Artist and painting for other people, Draco decides it’s time to paint for himself for once. The secrets pile up as he tries to unravel the mystery of Sirius Black, but the only thing he didn’t count on was having to go to Potter of all people for approval.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 70,781
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 337
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- 3,009
- Bookmarks:
- 768
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- 38,804
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12 Jan 2019
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When You and I Collide by bixgirl1 for magpie_fngrl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jan 2019
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If asked on his 18th birthday what he thought he’d be doing in three years, Harry never would have been able to predict that his answer would be “letting Draco Malfoy fuck me senseless over the sinks in the loo of a Muggle bar”.
This is how the story begins.
He never thinks to ask how it ends.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,150
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 307
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- 6,667
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- 1,091
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- 75,301
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12 Jan 2019
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Pride and Profanity by Scoco
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Nov 2018
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“Well, fuck. This was getting complicated.
He looked at the man standing in front of him, and the only thing he could think was "fuck" . He was stupid. Stupidly beautiful. Stupidly funny. Stupidly smart.
God damn motherfucking shit.
He needed to leave, like, yesterday. There Wade was. Standing in the corner, talking with some girl, beer in hand. Not a care in the world. Acting as if he hadn’t just ruined Peter’s life, the asshole.”
Peter meets Deadpool, and instantly hates him. The feelings mutual, until a series of events makes them kind-of friends. And then best friends. And then, of course, Peter falls for the mercenary. The idiot. But is the feeling mutual this time? (Are you really asking this? Of course it is.)
Aka enemies-to-friends-to-lovers, with a lot of profanity in the mix. Think of Wade as Mr.Darcy but with katanas, and Peter as Elizabeth but with radioactive blood.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,235
- Chapters:
- 24/24
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- 129
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- 727
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- 112
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- 12,759
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03 Jan 2019
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Inked by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
11 Nov 2018
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Peter Parker got his first tattoo after Uncle Ben died, a spider inked over the bite mark that had ruined his life. It was an admission of guilt, something permanent to remind him of what he'd done, what he'd never forgive himself for.
It is his first tattoo, but it isn't his last.
Everyone that he didn't save is tattooed on Peter's skin from his ankles to his waist. A big one for Gwen, a tiny for a security guard that maybe hadn't been Peter's fault but he felt guilty anyway. Over and over, dozens and dozens of spiders until Peter is almost covered, drowning in guilt and the anger of not being good enough to save them all.
Then he meets Deadpool, and the mercenary shows him that for every life he couldn't save, there are more that he did. Busloads of kids. A mom snatched away from a runaway taxi. A store saved from a gunman.
Now Peter gets tattoos for another reason, each spider proof of the lives he's saved, something permanent so he won't forget all the good he's done, black ink to remind him on the dark days that he's enough.
And as Peter heals, as he learns to cope with Wade at his side, he finally starts to believe it.
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- Part 31 of Short Stories!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,122
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 30
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- 1,504
- Bookmarks:
- 209
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- 11,571
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02 Jan 2019
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You Stay On My Mind: Part I by harrytipotte
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (2016), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
08 Jul 2021
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Basically a rewrite of the first Deadpool movie mixed with The Amazing Spider-Man movies (AKA what if they were the love interest in each other’s movies).
What if Wade had changed his plan and Peter had been the one delivering pizza to Jeremy the stalker.
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- Part 1 of The Amazing Deadpool
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 481,270
- Chapters:
- 50/50
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 430
- Kudos:
- 4,170
- Bookmarks:
- 914
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- 188,451
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02 Jan 2019
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took no time with the fall by cherryvanilla
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
10 May 2016
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When the Avengers had briefed him on Deadpool, they played up the Kills People for Money and Has No Real Morals angle and left out the Is Pretty Damn Funny and Charming in a Weird, Terrifying Sort of Way part.
Or, five times they meet on rooftops plus one time they take it to the streets*
(*with apologies to The Doobie Brothers).
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- Part 1 of wasn't looking for this
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,648
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 188
- Kudos:
- 13,085
- Bookmarks:
- 1,837
- Hits:
- 158,661
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29 Dec 2018
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now you're in my way by cherryvanilla
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
21 May 2016
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Wade's been with the Avengers for four months. The two of them have been together for five.
Their relationship consists of taco-based dates, a ton of sex, and, well, Avenging.
Both Peter and the team lost some street cred after Wade joined them, but whatever. Peter's more preoccupied with the fact that a) he told Wade his last name about a two months ago b) they spend a lot of time at Peter's place now, too c) he kind of wants to introduce him to Aunt May, and d) he's pretty damn sure he's in love.
Or, five times they’re interrupted while attempting to bang plus one time Wade gives Peter the red light special*
(*with apologies to TLC).
Sequel to took no time with the fall
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- Part 2 of wasn't looking for this
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,124
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 127
- Kudos:
- 7,678
- Bookmarks:
- 876
- Hits:
- 85,836
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29 Dec 2018
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Wooing Wade Wilson by QuirkyNeon
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Oct 2017
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aka the one where Wade's targets keep getting gift wrapped by Spider-Man and Deadpool keeps being there to help rescue Peter Parker from weirdly chill villains of the week with various Avengers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,018
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 45
- Kudos:
- 2,534
- Bookmarks:
- 381
- Hits:
- 15,029
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29 Dec 2018
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15 May 2018
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When your dad is Harry Potter, your face shows up in Teen Witch, your social media videos go viral, and sometimes your life depends on pretending to date your metamorph godbrother, whom you've been over for years, thank you very much. Or, the one where James and Teddy do animal yoga and risqué karaoke and their families could do with seeing fewer videos of them snogging.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,959
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 156
- Kudos:
- 2,143
- Bookmarks:
- 533
- Hits:
- 27,192
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25 Apr 2018
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You cannot save people, you can only love them by heyitsamorette (AmoretteHD) for CieliaValentine
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2017
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Upon returning for Eighth Year, there are so many strange things going on with Malfoy, Harry doesn’t know where to start. He won’t talk to Harry, but he’s talking to ghosts. He won’t apologize for his past, but the Black Family tapestry has crossed him off its tree. And the worst of it all, he still has that infuriating, snotty mouth on him that
gets Harry’s dick hard as a rockdrives Harry insane.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,732
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 582
- Kudos:
- 11,878
- Bookmarks:
- 2,765
- Hits:
- 227,855
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22 Mar 2018
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Harry Potter - Independant Consultant and Jack of All Trades by ladyroxanne21
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Mar 2018
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Shortly after the Final Battle, Harry decides he doesn't want to be an Auror, and Kingsley suggests being an Independent Consultant instead. His very first case is looking for a missing muggle woman.
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- Part 1 of Independant Consultant
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 106,888
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 104
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- 317
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- 78
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- 11,932
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18 Mar 2018
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The Mysterious Case of Malfoy's 21st Birthday by bixgirl1 for noeon (noe)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Feb 2018
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As soon as Harry shows up to Malfoy's birthday party, he knows he's made a mistake. But when all of his friends decide to be nothing but fucking weird around him, he decides to stay and figure out why.
At least... that's sort of why he stays.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,797
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 142
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- 3,533
- Bookmarks:
- 547
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- 47,961
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07 Mar 2018
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Break Your Golden Silence by i_write_shakespeare_not_disney
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
02 Feb 2018
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After a little spat and reconciliation, Lance convinces Keith to play a special game.
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01 Mar 2018
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“It’s a bloody soap opera.” Draco growled out, crossing his arms. “I can’t work in peace to save my life.”
That had Harry arching a brow. “First muggle songs and now this? You certainly surprise me.”
“Maybe you never paid close enough attention.” countered Draco, eyes lit with something Harry couldn’t quite make out.
The irony of the statement almost had Harry snorting. Not paying enough attention to Draco had never been an issue. Not during their school years when he had been positive the blond was up to something and certainly not after the war as the man set out to make something of himself. No, Harry paid attention to Draco, probably too much. But this was new, they didn’t flirt, they were cordial and teasing. That was it. What was changing?
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Or a story about Azkaban, Dementors, Jingle Bells, Inmates, Jumpers, Fake Dating, Mistletoe, and a house full of scheming Weasleys. Will their pining survive or will they manage to tell each other all the things they refuse to voice?
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09 Feb 2018
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Draco wanted to jinx his attacker a million times over, but unfortunately, that wouldn’t solve his predicament. Five months. Five excruciatingly long months of pure hell and not a single person could tell the difference.
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08 Feb 2018
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On returning to Hogwarts for their Eighth Year, Headmistress McGonagall decided to room Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter together. She may have hoped for a leading example of house unity; the other students fully expected insults and fights. But nothing happened.
That was, until Harry sleepwalked into Draco’s bed.
Translation links available inside for Indonesian, Chinese, Korean, Russian, Thai, Spanish, Portuguese, and Turkish!
Podfic also available (in English) by Gabriel_Audio!- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,202
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 4,665
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- 73,978
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04 Feb 2018
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My Name Was Safest in Your Mouth by alpha_exodus for zeitgeistic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2017
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Harry didn’t ask for Malfoy to walk into his shop after so many years. But one event leads to another, and soon they’re scrambling to help Hermione find the solution to one of the most insidious viruses the wizarding world has ever seen. To make matters worse, Malfoy’s hiding something, and Harry really wants to kiss him—except Malfoy doesn’t date. Ever.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,134
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 289
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- 6,515
- Bookmarks:
- 1,658
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- 120,347
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04 Feb 2018