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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    After Shane and Ilya’s wedding (and a summer hitting the apps in Ottawa), Luca Haas realizes he isn't cut out for casual sex with a stranger. He needs to lose his virginity before his 22nd birthday, but he needs it to be with someone he knows but doesn't care about.

    Enter brash, undisciplined, hyperactive, sexually confused rookie, Jace Harlow. At first, Luca hates him. The two couldn't be less alike, Luca thinks with his head, Jace thinks with his dick, but, still, there is something about him that Luca's drawn to.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    10 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    Luca Haas lives for Hockey. He eats hockey for breakfast, lunch and dinner. He might as well breathe Hockey. Luca loves hockey like he loves his mother, constant and overwhelmingly so.

    But the team is starting to worry about him, that he's feeling lonely. Struggling with the weight of expectations, Luca attempts to prove he's alright. And drives 2 hours to Montreal to watch the Canadian grand prix to watch in peace and quiet, instead of having one of his roommates turn it off whilst he's watching, again.

    So Luca's not really sure how it happened, how he ended the night with a new number in his phone and the first place Canadian grand prix trophy sitting on his bedside table.

    What he does know is that he's a Lewis Hamilton fan though and through, and he doesn't think his papa would be very happy if he brought home James Anderson, the reigning world champion and Lewis Hamilton's biggest rival on track.

    The team is ecstatic at the friendship blossoming between Luca and James, and are right to assume that there's something more brewing under the surface. But Luca Haas is adamant that he is not falling in Love.

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    16/?
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    06 Jun 2026

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    Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
    Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
    Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
    Jane: No
    I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
    Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???

    alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast

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    08 May 2026

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    Today 3:57 PM

    Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl

    Today 10:18 PM

    Lily: what

    Or, Shane Hollander becomes Captain of the Metros, Ilya officially hates Hayden Pike, and there’s a new “girl” coming to the Montreal Met-Hoes chat.

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    04 May 2026

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    A series of Heated Rivalry crack/crack treated seriously fics. Primarily Yuri!!! on Ice crossovers, with a couple of canon compliant/canon divergent fics thrown in as well.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    The group chat of Shane Hollander's tenants.

    (Four girls bound by a shared roof, a lack of any sports knowledge, an NDA, and a smoking hot Handyman(?))

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Cassie:

    btw jane now that ilya is captain this means you’re officially Head WAG 💁🏻‍♀️

    Jane:

    what?

    oh nononono that's not necessary

    Selena:

    sorry girl it's not really a choice

    Or, Ilya tells the Ottawa Centaurs about Jane

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    23 Apr 2026

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    [Boss Babes]

    Jessica:
    I just had a revelation
    So we know the following information about Jane right:
    1. Rich
    2. Famous (enough for us to ALL recognize her)
    3. Powerful? (has contacts in NHL)
    4. PUBLICALLY well-known supporter of the HABS (EW!) but born in Ottawa
    5. Lives/spends a lot of time between Ottawa and Montreal
    6. Extremely demanding job which involves lots of travel
    7. Fluent in French/English
    8. Would lose job, friends, and family amid massive public scandal if relationship with Rozanov was leaked

    So far we've been stumped, no female celebs match that description
    But what if we're looking in the wrong direction
    Because I believe there's a MAN who fits the description to a T

    Jane:
    I don't like where this is going

    Jessica:
    What if (s)HE's actually…
    JUSTIN TRUDEAU

    - Jane has left the conversation -

    Jessica:
    I rest my case

    The Boston WAGs and their investigations into the curious case of Rozanov's Jane Doe.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Jackie Pike convinces Hayden to steal Boston Lily's number from Shane's phone and adds her to the WAGs chat.

    But what the WAGs didn’t know was that Lily was indeed the addition to the group they’d needed all along.

    Or:

    Ilya is a drama queen, matchmaker, and someone who just needs love.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Hunter reaches out his free hand on the TV as he swirls around to face the guy, cupping it around the outside of the guy’s jean jacket shoulder. It’s so not-bros that the sight of it makes Hayden’s breath catch. He reaches out his own hand and puts it on Jackie’s thigh, clutching.

    “Guys! Shut up! Look!”

    Finally, they’re listening. The chatter ceases just in time for Scott Hunter— Scott Motherfucking Hunter— to lean in and. Well. Right there on the big screen, Scott Hunter kisses a man on the ice.

    Hayden squeezes Jackie’s thigh even harder, letting out a breathless little laugh. Holy shit, he thinks, which is a fair reaction. It’s immediately followed by a less rational, Oh thank fuck, Shane doesn’t have to be the first, then.

    OR: In the wake of Scott Hunter kissing his boyfriend on the ice, Hayden Pike reaches out to say congratulations... and to ask for some advice on supporting his unnamed not-straight friend.

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    20 Apr 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 83

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    Luca Haas can't believe this is his life. Not only has he achieved his childhood dream of being a professional hockey player, he's achieved his OTHER lifelong dream of playing on the same team as Ilya Rozanov. The Hollanov of it all is just icing on the cake. The only thing that could make his life better, according to his mother, is his one true love. Luca, on the other hand, would like to stop feeling like someone's going to shoot him in the head if he doesn't achieve literally anything of note while he's on the same team as the first husbands of hockey.

    Last year, Theo Torres dragged the New Jersey Angels kicking and screaming to playoffs and everyone's looking to see if he can do it again. He's wonders the same thing as he dodges calls from his overbearing family. After a rocky first meeting with Luca Haas after stupidly admitting he had slept with Mr. Number Two's twin sister, he and Luca begin something that's going to end sooner or later so he'll enjoy himself while it lasts.

    After circumstances neither of them care to recall, the two of them have to pretend to be in love while they barely even like each other. No really. It's just sex. Why are you looking at them like that?

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    30 Mar 2026

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    “Blooming, thank you, Professor Karkaroff,” Dumbledore replies, but whatever else is said is lost on Shane's ears as right then, Shane makes eye contact with Durmstrang's second-in-commend. 

    Ilya fucking Rozanov stares back at him. 

    And

    winks. 

    The girl in front of Shane squeals like it had been directed to her, but Shane knows Rozanov too well from the one time they'd played each other in the 17-and-unders. Or rather, Shane knows him as the chaser that kept Team Canada from winning the junior league last year. 

    Ilya fucking Rozanov only winks at people he wants to piss off.

    Shane is so, so fucked.

    Or: Durmstrang student Ilya and Slytherin Head Boy Shane commiserate about the lack of Quidditch, and maybe even solve the mystery surrounding their strange new DADA professor. (And possibly fall in love, if Harry Potter would stop accusing Shane of being an evil Slytherin.)

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    10/?
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    38,346

    26 Mar 2026

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    Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    9/13
    Comments:
    8,304
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    33,452
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    6,850
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    517,922

    21 Mar 2026

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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

    Or:

    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    Chapters:
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    102,168
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    13,020
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    2,898,960

    21 Feb 2026

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