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Mii had a feelings toward player a long time ago, but they couldn't confess their feelings to them because of the game rules. But something managed to break censors, and player decided to wake up mii on second time for some fun.
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07 May 2026
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"You passed your interview!"
"How quaint." Alastor clicked his tongue. "I believe there were other steps you missed."
The devil waved a hand. "What questions would I bother with? Availability? Past experience? Should I give you a written test for why you want this position?"
Alastor leveled him a flat stare.
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Alastor made a reckless decision to summon a demon from his mother’s old book of suspicious rituals as a means to get power and vengeance. He didn't know he would summon the King of Hell himself. After dying, falling to Hell, and catching Lucifer's eye, Alastor finds himself spending his afterlife essentially being a secretary to the King of Hell and occasionally nannying a naive Princess of Hell. Alastor is trying to fulfill his contract, but for some unholy reason, her father keeps trying to figure Alastor out
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- Part 1 of Apple Bites
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28 Apr 2026
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As a rule Alastor could not be convinced to do anything that did not benefit him.
Therefore the man was struggling to understand why he had agreed to this farce. Yet here he was, on Vacation in the human world with Charlie.
He wondered how he had allowed himself to be talked into this.
A.K.A The Charalstor human vacation AU which features amazing art and Alastor beefing with a child.
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23 Apr 2026
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The Right Condition by carocarissimo
Fandoms: Бриллиантовая рука | The Diamond Arm (1969)
03 Nov 2024
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The task is failed once again. It was not the target who reached the condition. Quite the opposite, in fact. Gesha is in a pathetic state, and his "partner" has to help him out. Again.
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18 Apr 2026
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Once a Halfwit, Always a Halfwit by theerraticcat for GalaxyKingGreenbird
Fandoms: Бриллиантовая рука | The Diamond Arm (1969)
08 Dec 2025
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The men get into a heated argument about Lyolik's car rules, and it ends in angry car sex. Bonus points if Lyolik beats the shit out of Gesha.
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18 Apr 2026
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"What were you planning to get out of this?" Gerri asked him, exhausted.
Roman squinted. "A threesome?"
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- Part 2 of fics that logan roy would hate
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16 Apr 2026
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12 Apr 2026
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In an everyday context, classifications mattered very little (pun not intended) to regular people. You could see celebrities, rich and altogether well-to-do people flaunting their privileges since the formal, scientific discovery of classifications.
Regular people, however, could not afford to care very much about it - specially if their classifications ended up being the "lower" ones: littles, subs or pets. Of course, everybody got tested at middle school, but most workplaces would just overlook it, given the person was a good worker. Most people lived their lives as neutrals, and that was the end of it.
For one Israel Hands, that was how his life went. Classified as a little, he never had the time to care for his little side. His former life partner, Edward, had been classified as a Dom at right about the same time as Izzy had.
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After an accident that rendered Izzy disabled, he decides that it is time to let himself be taken care of. Things are not as easy (they never are).
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- Part 1 of Love is All You Need
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11 Apr 2026
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While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.
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29 Mar 2026
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When he was human Alastor had secrets, secrets that he took to the grave. In Hell, those secrets had followed him and there was one that no one would be able to pry from him, regardless of what they did to him.
But sometimes secrets had a habit of coming to light at the worst moments.
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- Part 20 of Paradise in Hell
- Part 1 of Deer dad and his children
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20 Mar 2026
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During a gala hosted for local media representatives, Vincent Whittman meets the dazzling radio star and toast of New Orleans, Alastor.
As he grapples with his own pitiless ambition and the dark secret behind his success, Vincent begins to fall for the mysterious man. But his growing obsession with the radio star leads him to find out a horrifying truth about Alastor, which could either bind them together forever or destroy their burgeoning relationship.
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My take on the human, murder media AU we all want
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20 Mar 2026
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“Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.
“Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”
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Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.
He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.
With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.
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- Part 3 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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20 Mar 2026
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In the tangled depths of Hell, two souls find their paths intertwined in unexpected ways. Secrets unravel, bonds deepen, and past wounds surface as Lucifer and Alastor navigate love, scandal, sacrifice, and difficult choices. Each day brings a new revelation—and a chance for a fresh start.
Day 1: Flying High / Broken
Day 2: Argument / Play Fighting
Day 3: Secret Relationship / In Denial
Day 4: Love Language / Public Scandal
Day 5: Dressed to Impress / Cosy Night
Day 6: Letting Go / Reunited
Day 7: New in Hell / In DisguiseWritten for RadioApple Week 2025
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20 Mar 2026
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The Definition of Insanity (Results May Vary) by MothballMilkshake
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Feb 2025
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Lucifer had always sworn he'd hang himself before he got married again.
It wasn't exactly that his marriage to Lilith had been bad. There had been ups and downs, good times and bad – and really, the divorce didn't even involve that much paperwork.
When you pretty much were the law, all you needed to do was declare something – and it would be true.
No, the main reason he'd never considered it was because... because it would have meant he'd found a person he could see spending centuries with, who he was willing to open up his heart to and hope they wouldn't end up dropping it, letting it shatter on the tiles.
Seriously – whoever would have thought that he'd – he'd end up falling in love with a sinner?
Again?
(Or; Five times Alastor said no and one time he didn't)
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- Part 1 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
- Part 1 of They're Finally Getting Married!
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20 Mar 2026
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Lucifer and Lilith have been falling out for centuries now... but they kept up the charade of love out of convenience, and now because of their daughter.
However, when one bold human summons Lucifer, and offers him a delicious meal, temptation is impossible to ignore.
He must have this human, even if they don't want to be had.Bookmarked by statueAUSstein
19 Mar 2026
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“Okay Alastor, sign here”
Alastor looked at the golden paper right in front of him. He looked up at the person who gave him the paper, the queen of hell herself, Lilith, had her icy gaze stare back at him. He looked over to the left of her, her husband and the king of hell himself, Lucifer, stared blankly at him before averting his gaze.
How the hell did he get into this mess?
Oh right, his dumbass wanted power and this seemed like a good deal at first, but the more he thought about it the more of a bad idea it seems. What is the deal you may ask?
Well, in exchange for high ranking power he would have to carry the royal heir of hell.
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So in a nutshell: Charlie is the biological daughter of Al and Luci, and a lot of shit changed in this AU.
StaticRadio | Past AppleRadio
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19 Mar 2026
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The forest is normally quiet this time of year. That is until the White Snake awakes from his slumber. Now he is hungry and the hunt. A pesky little doe has evaded him each year. After years of trying the snake finally catches his doe. However this time things are different.
Snake Lucifer x Doe Alastor
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19 Mar 2026
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So much has changed with Alastor's body ever since he arrived in Hell. Luckily, he has Rosie to help him manage his new body.
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BAW Day 7: Omegaverse
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18 Mar 2026
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Alastor is having an off day- Rosie knows how to help him feel better.
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18 Mar 2026
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Vox discovers firsthand that Alastor is a tail-less loser.
He also molests the deer demon's fluffy ears while in the throws of cuteness aggression.
Uh… Alastor gets spanked.
And more!
Now with a direct continuation sequel :D
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- Part 1 of Vox's Spank Bank
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18 Mar 2026