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A Bushel and a Peck by thehoyden
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Sep 2019
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Sometimes, a family is a demonic nanny, an angelic cook, and a kid who isn't actually the Antichrist.
Or: Crowley helps Aziraphale secure a different position at the Dowling Estate.
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17 Apr 2023
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“So he’s a literal D-I-L-F.”
“Well, when you say it like that, it sounds kinky.”OR
When Jimin's favorite first grade student lands in the principal's office after a fight, she's giddy at the prospect of her father showing up to the discipline meeting. When her father walks into the office and fist-bumps his daughter, Jimin immediately understands why.
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- 49,033
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- 4/4
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11 Aug 2022
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The kids convince Steve to take them all to a Renaissance Faire and LARP event.
Steve has more fun than he admits.
And then Steve has a LOT more fun than he admits.
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- English
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- 54,148
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- 7/7
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- 36
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- 1,885
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30 Jul 2022
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Because there aren't enough of these stories, here are some random one-shots with Steve Harrington and his kids.
REQUEST CLOSED
(If you would like to make one of these one-shots into a story, just comment the title and I will give permission!)
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- English
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- 103,807
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- 78/78
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- 6
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27 Jul 2022
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surprise reunions and childhood rekindling by ladyofsnails
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Mar 2021
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Bakugou Katsuki and Midoriya Izuku haven't seen each other in five years. But when their friends suddenly bring them together and they finally meet again, it's like no time has passed at all.
AKA Katsuki and Izuku see each other again after a long time and immediately start acting like the crazy best friends they are, the Baku and Deku squads are very, very confused.
UPDATE 3/2/21: very nice people have commented encouraging me to continue with this au so I am going to! If you want just the original oneshot it's the first chapter and you can read it on it's own :)
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- Part 3 of snail has bkdk brainrot
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- English
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- 89,959
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- 16/16
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- 2,172
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08 Apr 2022
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only borrowed by ive_been_losing_sleep
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Jun 2022
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All for One stole Quirks because he was greedy for their power. Izuku could borrow them to save others. It was the intention that made the difference.
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- Part 2 of not stolen, only borrowed
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- English
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- 76,334
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- 15/?
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- 41
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- 2,088
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19 Mar 2022
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Sirius, a young Russian billionaire hires Remus, who is working part time as a call boy to make ends meet. Things happen, feelings occur.
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- 61,997
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- 14/14
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18 Feb 2022
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From The Sidelines by suffocatingspring
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Dec 2021
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When long-time enemies, Bakugo Katsuki--the all-star athlete and rascal of Ise--and Izuku Midoriya, the town sweetheart, are paired together for a long-term project, the quiet beachside town of Ise suddenly gets a bit louder.
In which, Katsuki is an asshole pole vaulter, Izuku is going to fail psychology, and both are about to have the most intense spring semester yet.
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- English
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- 404,533
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- 14/14
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18 Nov 2021
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“So, let me get this straight,” Crowley said, dragging that r a little for best effect. “Your librarian asks for an escort, and the first person you think of is me?”
When tabloid reporter Anthony Crowley gets roped into posing as the loving partner of their intern’s fussy librarian friend for an infernal wedding in the country, he has an inkling that he won’t come out of that little spot of bother unscathed. There is more to Aziraphale than meets the eye, and soon Crowley will discover that relationships are not for the faint of heart.
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- English
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- 42/42
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- 4,541
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26 Oct 2021
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In which Kristin is created as Death, but thrives in Deaths associations with new beginnings.
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A commentary on fate, and how perspective can change everything.
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17 Aug 2021
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EN-D-B00 largely knew what to expect by now. His own hands and his gaps in memory reminding him of the consequences in deviating from his expected behavior. So how was he supposed to handle this?!
"I don't like pork"
Maybe that wasn't the best thing he could have said to the pig? hybrid who broke down his door....
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EN-D-B00 on his journey from lab lab rat, to friend, and son?Series
- Part 3 of Dream SMP
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07 Aug 2021
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Just Chatting (and trying not to give myself away) by AlpineFresh
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
04 Jan 2023
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Ranboo has been added to INMATES- It’s just school, you muffinheads o-O
Ranboo: Hello?
WIFEHAVER: ELLO RANBOOB I HABE ADDE D YOU TO OUR POGGERS GROUP CHAT
Ranboo: what is this??
Ranboo’s name has been changed to RANBOOB
(Also known as a chat-fic that isn't entirely a chat-fic because I physically can't stop myself from writing actual scenes)
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- Language:
- English
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- 96,557
- Chapters:
- 29/?
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- 3
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- 1,128
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06 Aug 2021
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Phil dances w death
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27 Jul 2021
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Ranboo felt like he was going to feint, the fur on his arms standing on end. Oh sweet Jesus, the teacher was Philza Soot! PHILZA SOOT!! He squealed in his head. The Winged Protector was Number 6 in the UK, known for being the highest Protector hero on the scoreboard. Who knew he'd be teaching here!?
"Oh hey Philza." Came a monotone voice from the back. What? Did he know The Winged Protector?
"Hey Techno." The Winged Protector greeted back, flashing a smile as he strode to the front to address the class. "Please, everyone sit down."
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It's Ranboo's first day at a prestigious hero university
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Quirk au for mcyt
[On permeant hiatus, I'm never going to finish this, just know that going in]
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- English
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- 26,316
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- 13/?
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- 451
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30 Jun 2021
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"Quackity had, at the time, made comments about a few of his other habits that he couldn’t help when he was having an off-day and couldn’t do much about it. Ranboo would shake his hands every now and then, enjoying the feeling of the air twisting around them and the jerk of his muscles, something else that he couldn’t explain. He would repeat the same words again and again in End speak, never pausing until he had been shaken a little bit by Tubbo. It was like he got stuck in it and couldn’t stop himself for a bit.
It was akin to acting like a child in preschool, in Ranboo’s eyes. Quackity seemed to agree, with how he would tell the teen to shut up and act serious. The comments never really bothered Ranboo, since he agreed with the man; he needed to take into account that important things were going on and not search for attention by acting out like he usually did."
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ranboo feels the need to stim a bit, techno and phil are understanding
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- Part 3 of ilomilo
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Techno suggests that Phil help him teach the boys to properly spar in their downtime, all things considered, and after some success, Ranboo agrees to some one-on-one practice to finally hone his skills.
That is, until his self consciousness gets the better of him.
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07 Jun 2021
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Please Don't Let Me Ruin Your Life by irisstone16
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 Jul 2022
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"Technoblade absentmindedly pulled at the shackles binding his wrists. The motion drew sounds from the chain links rustling against hard stone. He was waiting. Eventually someone would come for him, release his wrists, hand him some sharpened steel, and he would be led into the arena. From there he would do what he did every day since he came to this place: fight."
Technoblade is a fighter. Not by choice, but no one seemed to care. Philza is a hybrid who has too big of a heart for his own good.
AKA Techno is a kid forced to fight in an underground ring and Phil can't stop adopting kids apparently.
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- English
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- 26,411
- Chapters:
- 13/?
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- 2
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- 178
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- 1,545
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17 May 2021
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“Set your friend on the couch, you both need rest," Phil instructed, but the enerman hybrid looked reluctant. He did however, push himself to the couch, gingerly setting down the other boy on the couch, sitting with him.
It was then that both Techno and Phil saw who Ranboo had just brought into their home.
He was wrapped in Ranboo's suit jacket along with the soft brown of the Snowchester uniformed coat, ears tucked close to his head and horns just barely protruding from his mop of now frozen hair.
Tubbo.
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Or; what if Micheal was their biological child and not adopted
(Title: "Dear Theodosia" from Hamilton)Series
- Part 1 of Baby Mine
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- English
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- 30,657
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- 12/?
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- 1
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- 135
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- 829
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17 May 2021
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An enderman hybrid and rain do not mix, this is generally well known. Ranboo, an enderman hybrid, knows this. So getting stuck on an unknown porch hiding from the rain was not on the list of things Ranboo wanted to do. He doesn't know how he got there, or the events that led to this rather difficult enderwalk. All he has is the tremendous grief and anxiety of the situation and a blank mind. Being found by Technoblade was also not on the list of things he particularly wanted. What's even more surprising is how Techno reacts to such a sight.
Now Ranboo needs to figure out what caused this spiral of lost memories all the while trudging through the baggage that comes with such trama. But, with Techno close behind, perhaps it will be just a little easier.
- Language:
- English
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- 24,673
- Chapters:
- 6/?
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- 1
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- 47
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- 531
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12 May 2021
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“The targets are a royal family in a place called the Antarctic Empire,” Dream continued, “I need them all gone. I have sources from the inside that say the king is weak-willed and has a soft spot for orphans,” the man sneered.
Ranboo nodded and waited to take the potion off the stand until the liquid turned a shade of glimmering pink and the bubbles popped, lazily steaming out of the bottle.
“They’re hybrids,” Dream added.
Ranboo scowled. He looked up at Dream, the man staring back at him expectantly.
“When is the mission?"
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The one where Ranboo is an assassin and can't bring himself to kill a certain royal family. Oh, and he has a soulmate.
- Language:
- English
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- 65,434
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 430
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- 2,436
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- 368
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- 53,457
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10 May 2021