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A twist on the tale.
When the school's shoe-in for Prom Queen plans for Eddie to be her Laney Boggs, he bolts for the nearest escape route, also known as his best and most loyal friend, Richie Tozier. Richie doesn't blame him; everyone within a foot can see he'd swing another bat at Demon Clown 2.0 to kiss Eddie K.
Maybe that's why he suggests the whole fake-boyfriend thing.
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baby can't you see? (i'm calling) by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
15 Oct 2020
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Two years after Dan's ill-advised stint up a mountain, and Phil's escape from a Royal psychopath, their dramatic flying off into the horizon hasn't had such a steady landing. Phil is consumed by his new venture in giving back to the world, but Dan is receiving none of this graciousness. Their living situation remains unstable, and they're barely in the same room long enough to hold hands.
It's all about to break apart, when the pandemic hits them where it hurts. Once again, Dan and Phil find themselves thrown into isolation with one another, back up where it all began. The memories of The Secret of the Alps are both fond and traumatic; being there again, trapped and in a bitter feud, is worryingly familiar. Can they make it out together a second time around? Or is this cycle doomed to repeat itself forever, until one of them calls it quits?
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- Part 2 of too high
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Eddie Kaspbrak has lived in Derry his whole life. Most people living in Derry have, as it happens, lived there for their whole lives. They get a lot of tourists, but nobody sane would ever willingly move to a town like Derry, because Derry is a crap, dead-end, wasteland where dreams come to die.
Oh, but it has an amusement park.
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Eddie loathes Turtle Cove, his town's gimmicky attraction. He somehow ends up trawling around the park every summer with Bev, but he'd happily never set foot in there again if there were literally anything else to occupy their time. Even the teenagers that work in the park look miserable, worn down by the outdated turtle theme and the hoards of overexcited thrillseekers. The park may have met its match though in the obnoxious, rude, and steadfastly unfunny Richie Tozier, the first Turtle Cove employee to ever put such panache into wearing a dumb turtle cap and coaxing people to shoot a water gun into a clown's mouth. Eddie hates him already.
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The first time Richie kisses Eddie is an honest to god accident. The uncorking of a steady, eighteen-year-long brew of hormones and puberty and the inexorable pull of those goddamned red shorts.
The next time he kisses Eddie has less of a clear-cut answer.
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Fatum Amare by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess), thejigsawtimess
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Oct 2019
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'Fatum Amare is a rare potion dating back to the fourteenth century. It is believed to have first been invented by Franziska Grindelwald, a witch particularly skilled in crafting potions and spells relating to romance, fate, foretelling, and the reveal of one’s desire.'
Ten years after the Great War, Harry is living a reclusive life as a part-time Potions Professor at Hogwarts, the place he's always called his home. He barely sleeps, is constantly hiding from harems of fangirls, and is usually running late for something, but he's fine - really. Things could be so much worse. That is, until Draco Malfoy, his old arch nemesis, plummets back into his life, behaving bizarrely and actually apologising for things he's done in the past. Still a Slytherin to the core, Draco has no trouble coercing the Wizarding World's resident Saviour-slash-pushover into helping him brew a mysterious potion that has been out of production for hundreds of years. Two weeks, Harry tells himself, that's all. Just two weeks of he and Draco, the man he possibly detests more than anyone else on the planet, alone in a classroom, with a vat of bubbling, steaming potion that smells... is that treacle tart? And... liquorice?
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Les Règles du Jeu by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
29 Oct 2019
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Games night at PJ's. Phil wants to play.
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- Part 3 of L'Histoire Française
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too high (can't come down) by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
07 Jun 2019
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Suspending himself 7,000 feet above the rest of the world seems likely to be a sure-fire way for Dan to escape normality, and isolate himself for the foreseeable future. The Secret of the Alps, a small hotel tucked into the side of the Swiss mountains is too niche for most avid adventurers to have heard of, making it the perfect place for Dan to work as he sorts through his problems. Unfortunately, privacy is a coveted thing, and as Dan soon finds out, the hotel harbours one guest who values it more than most.
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- Part 1 of too high
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Not Quite The Louvre by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
30 Dec 2018
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Five Years Later
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- Part 4 of L'Histoire Française
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Give Me A Try by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
26 Dec 2018
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Dan, a bartender at 'Habenero', Brighton's hottest gay club, has been obsessed with AmazingPhil, the openly gay Instagram model for a long time. In all the fantasy meet-cute scenarios Dan has imagined for he and his semi-celeb crush, none of them involved him being at work, being soaked in various liquids, or being halfway through a Saturday night hell-shift. Sometimes, life doesn't wait around for your plans.
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1Before We Land by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
10 Dec 2018
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Twelve hours on a non-stop flight to Tokyo would be no problem for Dan normally. Working for a prestigious law firm has secured him a seat in First Class, and he's on his second glass of champagne as soon as they're in the air. If only he can stop making a fool of himself in front of the cute, endearingly clumsy flight attendant, he might just get through it without hurling himself out of the emergency exit.
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Some Kind Of Folliful by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
28 Nov 2018
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Dan has one friend, and only because he was forced into it. Phil is loud, excitable, and irritatingly happy all of the time. Phil seems to find Dan's perpetual attitude funny, and despite Dan's best efforts to shun him and everyone else, wants to be around him all the time. That is, until Phil starts talking about Amanda Jones.
St Anthony's Secondary is a school divided by class. Their town is split down the middle, quite literally, by a railroad that separates the affluent families from the destitute. Dan is on the very outskirts of the poor side. He has one friend, and no desire to make any more, nor to buy into the sickening popularity and wealth contest of his peers. He thought Phil felt the same. And then, out of the blue, Phil develops a worrying obsession with a girl from the other side. She embodies everything Dan hates; he tries to explain this to Phil, to no avail. As his obsession with Amanda grows, as does Dan's loathing for her. Still, it shouldn't bug Dan this much to see his friend pine some braindead bimbo relying on her boyfriend's wallet. So why does it?
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Birthday Sex by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
08 Nov 2018
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The rules are pretty simple.
Whoever's birthday it is gets whatever they want, no questions asked.
A bi-annual sex treaty.
It's the perfect answer to getting rid of all of that pent up angst, leftover desire and sexual frustration they feel for each other. And seriously, it'll be fine. There's no way anyone can be manipulated or end up with their feelings hurt or anything like that. Granted, friends-with-benefits has a bad rep, but how could this possibly go wrong?
They've got it all planned out.
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Heaven's Gate by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
23 May 2018
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Phil Lester, better known by his Instagram handle AmazingPhil, is an acclaimed UK tattoo artist on the hunt for the perfect muse for the latest instalment of his subject series ‘Heaven’s Gate’. His focus is on the celestial, so when an utterly angelic creature strolls right into his shop, Phil knows he has to have him. But could there be more to Dan than meets the eye?
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L'Histoire de L'Amour by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
14 Feb 2018
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A well deserved epilogue for these boys, who had a bumpy beginning, and have a bright, romantic future ahead.
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- Part 2 of L'Histoire Française
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L'Histoire Française by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
07 Feb 2018
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Since he can remember, Dan has had a bad experience with teachers. When desperate times call for him to take a job as a TA at his local secondary school, he is dreading the experience. Cue Phil Lester: eclectic, vivacious History teacher whom the students and teachers adore for his fantastical, unique methods and sincere passion for his job. Dan was expecting all sorts of drama in his new job, but falling for a member of the faculty was not part of it.
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- Part 1 of L'Histoire Française
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Raise your arms and hold by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
27 Nov 2017
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Phil's only requirement for a new flat was a balcony. The view was just a bonus.
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Daddy Kink by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
01 Nov 2016
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Dan thinks it's hilarious that the phandom thinks he has a Daddy kink. Until he doesn't.
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Two Doors Down by danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
22 Sep 2016
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Dan drums in the dead of night to dispel the quiet. Phil can hear him from two doors down.
(Based on the song Two Doors Down by the Mystery Jets)
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Three incredible, butterfly-inducing months have passed and things are going well for Dean and Cas. Almost too well, Cas can't help but think sometimes. Sam, Dean's younger brother is coming to stay at the Frat for a while, to get a feel of what it will be like when he pledges Psi Delta Alpha next year.
Cas likes Sam, but he notices some troubling things upon his arrival. Gabriel for one, is behaving strangely around the soon to be Freshman, and while Dean is pleased to have Sam around, he seems pretty distracted.
Then of course there's Kappa Sigma, the biggest rival Fraternity for Cas to keep an eye on, because nobody else seems to be paying them any mind. Why does he seem to be the only one worried about the threats they're making? And even worse, why is Cas the only one concerned about how often Sam is round at their Frat house?
Nobody seems to get how bad things are really going to become if they don't do something drastic. And Cas is the only one who can see it. He guesses it's up to him.
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- Part 2 of Psi Delta Alpha Boys Series
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The road to Hell is paved with good intentions, right? Dean is going to save his brother. Not the tall, gangly one who likes salads, the other one. Adam, who's been locked in the Cage for God knows how long. He needs Castiel to guide him through, because the Angel has definitely been there, done that, and bought at least two t-shirts. So it's just the two of them, alone, in the depths of Hades for however long it takes. Dean knows they could both die. But then, what's life when you leave your own flesh and blood to rot in Hell?