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Sokka is captured by the Fire Nation just as Ba Sing Se falls. Due to be executed on Fire Lord Ozai’s orders, Zuko steps in and claims Sokka as his war prize, taking him as his First Consort.
It’s not a match made in heaven, but more of a fight to the finish line. Sokka wants to be free and Zuko wants to take down Ozai. Neither of them know if the Avatar lives, but they need to work together if they want to succeed.
There’s just the small matter of both of them having to convince the Fire Nation court that they are lovers, rather than mortal enemies…
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08 Jan 2025
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I'll Be Home With Frayed Feathers by FictionForLife_NZ
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
20 Feb 2025
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There were rumors, quickly squashed by the island kingdom, that the Prince of Ithaca had grown wings on his feet when he was a boy. There were rumors that he had wings elsewhere too; on his back and behind his ears. They were squashed even quicker. Anyone who could get a look at the prince could see that his body was not adorned in feathers of any kind.
None of them knew, and Ithaca’s royal family planned to keep it that way. Fearing that this problem of unknown origin (curse or yet another divine being’s fling with a mortal) would be seen as an insult to the gods and bring down their wrath. Odysseus has grown used to having to cut down or hide the extra appendages, but the struggle only grew when he was forced into the Trojan War.
Now, with the war at its end and his fleet ready to return home, he only has one thing on his mind; getting home to his wife and son.
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An alternate universe where Hermes's relation to one particular Greek hero becomes a bit more prominent, and he suddenly has a much better reason to help Odysseus on his journey home.
Art available on tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/fictionforlifenz
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- Part 1 of Frayed Feathers - A Winged Odysseus AU
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08 Jan 2025
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“Your dad,” Sokka starts, then swallows hard. “Your dad dueled you, burned half of your face off, and then banished you because you spoke when you shouldn’t have?”
Guilt festers and bubbles like black tar in Zuko’s chest. “I didn’t just speak. I questioned and insulted one of his highest-ranking generals—but the man was planning a massacre! He shouldn’t have—” Zuko clamps his mouth shut, his teeth clicking together, and swallows thickly. “I mean. I found the tactic he proposed very startling, but it wasn’t my place to question such things. I’m sure he had his reasons.”
“Tui and La what the absolute fuck,” Sokka whispers.
[Zuko gets imprisoned with Sokka and Katara during the winter solstice, and some very unfortunate things come to light. Alternatively: the gaang
kidnapsadopts Zuko in book one after discovering just how awful his father is.]- Language:
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06 Jan 2025
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When news of the war's end reached the South Pole it was too little too late, at least for Sokka, Katara and their family. At two years later, Kya's death still left them floundering on a cracked foundation as they struggled to cope with growing up without their mother. But the rest of the world rejoiced, and time moved on.
Then, eight years later, the Fire Nation returned to the shores of the Southern Water Tribe, this time bearing a letter from the Fire Lord himself. A request was made for an Omega of high standing to be sent back to the Fire Nation capital of Caldera with the intent of being wed to the Crown Prince. In exchange, gifts of valuable resources would be sent back to the Southern Tribe at regular intervals over the course of a several years.
The only stipulation was the Omega could not be older than the Alpha in question, and at 20 years of age, Sokka fit the criteria. When faced with the possibility of bringing his homeland prosperity for perhaps the first time in decades, well, the answer was clear. Sokka would have to swallow any distaste he still felt for the Fire Nation and allow himself to be wed to a complete stranger, thousands of miles from his home, perhaps never to return.
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04 Jan 2025
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A comprehensive guide from someone who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
In which Sokka deals with learning to be treasured, and learning to trust again, and learning to let someone love him.
(Emotional healing can be found in the dragon boyfriend)
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- Part 2 of The Dragon and the Treasure
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02 Jan 2025
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call me a monster (and I will call you beautiful) by SyciaraLynx
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
12 Dec 2024
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“Well, don’t you have a barnacle in your side, sweet thing. Why the grumpy face?”
Zuko scowls, slamming the door to the lower deck behind him to keep the echoing lilt of the voice from reaching his crew above. “This is how I always look.” Whatever attempt he makes at crossing the distance calmly turns into more of a tromp, especially as the glowing sharp blue gaze narrows in amusement.
“Come now, I already know that isn’t true, I have seen you all blood flushed and dreamy before.” A pair of arms reach above the wooden tank to fold themselves along the lip, and the creature smiles as he rests his large head down across his forearms. “Even if you did manage to break from it, clever princeling. Shall I sing for you again?”
Or: Zuko catches a siren, and instantly regrets it (until he very much doesn't)
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31 Dec 2024
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Sokka of the Northern Water Tribe has a secret he's kept from everyone but his closest friends. The Moon Spirit, Tui, saved his life when he nearly drowned at three. Because of his status as Spirit envoy, his engagement to Princess Yue was inevitable. But he doesn't love her and, desperate to change his destiny, journeyed with Avatar Aang to escape his fate.
Zhao the "Moon Slayer" doesn't die during the invasion of the North Pole, and takes Sokka captive. It's his destiny, he insists.Fate has a twisted sense of humor - the last person Sokka wants to trust ends up saving him. He'll play nice with the Fire Nation prince only until he can find Aang and Katara again. Because even if Zuko is the lesser of two evils, they will never, ever, be more than temporary allies.
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Season 2 Moon Spirit Sokka rewrite, enemies to idiots to lovers. Inspired by Will We Last the Night by CSHfic
BOOK 2: Chapter 1 - 15 [Completed]
BOOK 3: Chapter 16 - // [Incomplete]- Language:
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31 Dec 2024
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“Alright then. Would you be interested if I told you I had a dom in mind for you? He’s into men, experienced as a dom, clean, and enjoys training subs. Sound somewhat appealing?”
“Those are only the vaguest of descriptors,” Neuvillette replies. “While they meet the superficial requirements, I know nothing of his demeanor. Perhaps I wouldn’t be attracted to him.”
“Hell, Neuvillette,” Wriothesley says with a laugh. “I’m offering myself.”
Neuvillette wants to experience a BDSM relationship. Wriothesley is more than willing to help him. Neither of them are interested in catching feelings.
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13 Dec 2024
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“You… delicate?” Ekaterina scrunched her face in agitation. “I don’t think anyone would describe y-”
“My legs feel so weak from the long voyage! I couldn't possibly take another step!” Tartaglia cut her off and accentuated his words with a flourish of his wrist which came to rest on his forehead.
“Then it looks like we'll have to carry you to the Emperor's palace by stretcher, sir.”
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Or, Tartaglia is sent to Liyue as a consort to participate in the selection of the next Empress. He swears to get disqualified and sent home early, but that’s easier said than done.Inspired by The Crown Princess Scandal on Webtoon
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07 Dec 2024
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Diluc Ragnvindr, billionaire tech mogul, gets taken in by a Khaenri'ahn prince scam.
To the man on the other side of the email, this is hilarious.
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29 Nov 2024
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Tartaglia @tartaglia_progamer • tweeted
Stream at ##:## LST! Playing SCNH~
Arkmage164, tartaliiii, lasignorasimp and 523K others liked this
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TheHarbimbos @harbingersrule
Replying to @tartaglia_progamer
TARTAGLIA IS PLAYING SLIME CROSSING?! IS THE WORLD ENDING
> TartaliAgenda @ihavenomora
Replying to @harbingersrule
THIS IS 100% BC OF ZHONGLI RIGHT? HE SIMPIN’
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Pro-Gamer and notoriously unhinged, "only games with fighting are fun" battle-crazy streamer Tartaglia discovers the magic of Mr. Infodumps-for-6-hours-about-Rock-Formations Zhongli's streams, and aims to become to ultimate Zhongli simp. Meanwhile, the entirety of Teyvat is losing their minds online.- Language:
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26 Nov 2024
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Childe had always assumed that he would die young. He had accepted that a long time ago, ever since he accepted the mantle of a Fatui Harbinger. However, he always thought that he would die in a glorious fight, his body broken but spirit relishing the strong opponent that had bested him. He was okay with that type of death.
Unfortunately, it seemed like Fate had decided to add one last insult to injury, because, here Childe was, dying because he had fallen in love with the ex-Geo Archon. The same Archon who seemed to have discarded him like an old toy ever since the Osial Incident.
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In which divine beings are cruel and a cursed Childe starts preparing for his inevitable death because no Archon could ever love a mortal....Right?
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20 Nov 2024
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i think you're so good (and i'm nothing like you) by TrashcanWithSprinkles
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Feb 2022
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Ajax had a soulmate mark, just like about half the population of Teyvat did.
If Ajax ever found his soulmate, he would pretend to be normal for them. He would observe from afar if possible, and make sure nothing happened to them. That no ailments ever came to them. That they never came to lack anything.
That was the plan. Or, at least, it had been, until the Tsaritsa requested an audience with him alone and asked to see his mark.“Tartaglia,” she began, serious. “That is Morax, the Geo Archon.”
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Or, Ajax is Morax' soulmate, the Tsaritsa ships him off to Liyue, and he has to pretend like he doesn't feel like he's not good enough for the Geo Archon.
[the word count up to chapter 14 was 69 420 and i think i won't achieve something as beautiful ever again]
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17 Nov 2024
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“You need to find an outlet, find a few hours to decompress once in a while,” Franky explains. “I’ve seen it happen before: it starts out manageable—maybe you have trouble sleeping once in a while and your temper gets shorter—but it always, always gets worse, and tired, cranky, stressed out agents lead to dangerous fuck ups.”
Franky tilts across the booth’s table and whispers conspiratorially as though what he is about to say is any different than any of the other confidential information he happily blabbed about.
“Some guys get so stressed they can’t even come.”
Franky darts his eyes to Loid’s face and catches Loid’s ‘too late’ grimace.
“Gross, I did not need to know that at all.”
Through canon typical contrived coincidences, Loid mistakes Thorn Princess for a professional dom and enlists her help for stress relief.
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- Part 1 of let go, be mine + side stories
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10 Nov 2024
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People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.
He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"
Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.
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26 Oct 2024
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Wriothesley's guts constricted, stomach bottoming out in a heated clench that punched his diaphragm down and turned his inhale into a pained gasp. Warmth flooded unbidden across the surface of his skin, ruddying his cheeks with blood.
Dear fucking gods. What was that scent?
It registered like a spice to his nose— rich, pungent, and potent enough to edge a sneeze. But unlike any spice he'd ever encountered, this scent carried its own connotation that his instincts recognized immediately.
This room smelled like power. It hung suspended in the air like a dense haze of fog. Pure and unadulterated. True and undeniable.
It made him want to kneel.
It made him want to crawl.
Wriothesley has spent so many years on suppressants that he's forgotten what it means to be an omega. That is, until he meets the one alpha whose scent is impossible to ignore.
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- Part 2 of loving you in every lifetime
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07 Oct 2024
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When Carlton dies, he's too young, too unfulfilled, too miserable to move on to any kind of afterlife. Luckily, there's an alternative that suits his needs.
When Carlton dies, very little actually changes.
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25 Sep 2024
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5 times Hinata doesn’t get his first heat, and the 1 time he finally does.
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20 Sep 2024
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The pack needs magic, and Lassiter just found it. The problem is... the human with the magic is an idiot.
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18 Sep 2024
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Six years prior to canon events, Twilight helps Yor through her rut.
It definitely doesn’t awaken anything in Twilight.
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- Part 1 of blooming for you
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17 Sep 2024