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Celebrities are known to joke about being in love with colleagues, and no one takes it seriously.
But what if this time, it is serious?
AKA Roy and Jamie have nothing to hide and yet no one believes them.
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03 Jul 2025
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Unrestrained by discowowing
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
31 Oct 2025
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“You’ve met her before?” Anthony stared at her incredulously.
“Um, last winter. But I barely know her. Today’s the first actual conversation I’ve had with her.”
Anthony sent her a mocking grin. “You sure? You two seemed friendly enough.”
Andie’s head jerked back in surprise. “Anthony-“
“She’s kind of cute.”
Andie caught his arm, forcing him to stop and look at her. “What the hell is up with you?”
He stared down at her- he’d shot up even more over spring, and now stood a full head taller than her. After a moment, he let out a humorless laugh, shaking his head. “Just forget it, Andie.”
He yanked his arm out of her grip, and continued walking toward York Avenue. She sighed and stalked after him.
AKA: A PJO rewrite/study in how character dynamics would change if Percy and Annabeth had been born as the opposite gender, with my own fix-it headcannons sprinkled in for funsies.
Now working our way through Battle of the Labyrinth :))
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- Part 1 of when does a ripple become a tidal wave
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08 Jun 2025
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Alex Claremont-Diaz is a star on the rise.
A wildcard up-and-coming new actor who finds himself thrust into the Hollywood limelight when he’s nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Actor for his small-budget indie movie. It’s his more than he could have imagined in his wildest dreams. That is, until he discovers that also in his category is his mortal enemy: Henry Fox – generically attractive, completely boring and part of an acting dynasty that stretches back generations. In short, everything Alex hates about Hollywood.
So when a comment Alex makes about Henry in an interview goes viral, and the two find themselves thrust together through awards season, Alex can’t help but think his dream has become his worst nightmare.
Except, maybe – just maybe – Henry isn’t quite what he seems.
(This fic is completely written. Updates Tuesday, Thursday & Sunday!)
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27 May 2025
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Hell's Serendipity by Corvalis
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
27 Oct 2025
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Once, there was a great prophecy that a child of the eldest gods would reach sixteen, heralding a battle for Olympus. While the battle came to pass, there was no child of the big 3 at the age at the time. Now, a new war has begun, and Annabeth once again finds herself smack in the middle of it.
Honestly, she’s quite fed up with it. She got months of her life stolen, her memories erased, became a (temporary) praetor of Romans against her will to prevent a power-hungry schemer, went on a solo death quest from her mom, and now is plunging into Tartarus alone, hungry, and with absolutely no supplies.
However somehow, in the most unlikely of places, she suddenly finds herself with some mysterious help.
Now if only she could find the cause.
Inspired by The Pit-Walker by aFanOfKarma
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- Part 1 of Hell's Serendipity + Extras
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- 32/?
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17 May 2025
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Wait for me, I'm coming too by Thissouptasteslikesoup
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
11 May 2025
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Whoever was the god over secondary gender presentation was going to feel his wrath.
It was a sick joke, being an omega. His mom was an alpha. His dad had to be an alpha as well—he was a god after all—the genetics were in his favor, but Percy Jackson’s Infamous Streak of Godawful Luck TM came rearing its ugly head in when one day, shortly after the whole lightning bolt incident, Percy woke up with his sleep shorts soaked and sweating so hard he thought he was in Hephaestus’s forge.
Or:
“You like abo because you like mpreg, I like abo because I like seeing men oppressed like women. We are not the same.”—the quote from my friend that inspired this
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- Part 1 of PJO omegaverse
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10 May 2025
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wolf like me by sassywriterchick
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
12 Oct 2021
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He knows she’s a demigod the moment she sat down next him in the lecture hall, blonde curls swaying and those judgmental gray eyes glaring holes into his skin. Turns out, she probably had figured out he wasn’t exactly mortal either.
You tended to be very perceptive if you were apparently the daughter of an all knowing wisdom god.
Oh, how he hated children of Athena.(or percy is a god and annabeth definitely doesn't like him)
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07 May 2025
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The Ascension of Percy Jackson ( as brought to you by Poseidon) by breakerfaith
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
12 Mar 2025
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Poseidon looks at Percy and decides " no you don't get to die" and focuses on turning Percy into a god.
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06 May 2025
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A Feline Approach by umbrafix
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
18 May 2025
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“Why doesn't she like me, Gaoshun?” Jinshi asks, head dropping to the table with a groan of despair.
A moment of silence. Then, diplomatically, “Perhaps you are not using the correct approach.”
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- 5/5
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30 Apr 2025
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A Beautiful Intellect by RainbowNyancat1234
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
21 Jun 2025
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The decisions made by the Emperor didn't always make sense. But given the status held by his position, they didn't have to.
So despite any speculation behind it, a new concubine joined the Rear Palace without question. Such was the Emperor's will, after all.
But just what this will entailed was lost to all but the new object of his attention.
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Or, Maomao becomes a concubine at the Rear Palace.
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- Part 1 of A different kind of medicine
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- 6/6
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29 Apr 2025
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He would say he doesn’t miss Merlin, not even a little bit, but that would be a lie.
When Arthur discovers Merlin’s magic, he banishes him from Camelot. But Merlin is destined to serve Arthur until the day he dies.
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20 Apr 2025
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Twenty years after The Great Purge and the continuing effects of a High Priestess’s curse, Albion is a nation on the brink of collapse. Not even High Chancellor Uther Pendragon’s Compatibility Regime can curb the plummeting population. To add to his troubles, his wayward son, Arthur, makes no disguise of his unwillingness to wed. With good reason. Arthur is secretly leading the Movement, a covert organisation plotting to overthrow the government and return magic to Albion. Not to mention, it’s been foreseen that Arthur’s future, his destiny, is an indomitable union with a warlock—not marriage to the farm-boy matched to him by Uther’s Compatibility Machines.
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18 Apr 2025
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A modern magical comedy very loosely based on Ugly Betty. Publishing king Uther Pendragon has had enough of his playboy son seducing every female assistant he has ever had so he hires Merlin, a man he is sure Arthur will never sleep with. Merlin would be more insulted by this fact if he wasn’t so busy trying to juggle his duties, save Arthur's skin from ruthless fashionistas and keep his magic a secret at the same time. Expect appearances by oil-lathered knights, the occasional mad druid, a perverted Will and a mental caretaker who lives in the basement and keeps harping on about coins and destiny.
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27 Mar 2025
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Tighnari patted Kaveh's shoulder reassuringly. "Stop worrying. He's not going to see your scent mark. Unless you, I don't know, end up getting naked with him or something.... But honestly, what are the chances of that?"
Kaveh, an Omega-in-hiding, wins a free Inazuma Onsen vacation for two-- two mates, that is...Except Kaveh can't read Inazuman, and the only man who can isn't telling. Naturally, Alpha Alhaitham tags along.
It'll be fine, as long as everyone remembers their suppressants.
Kaveh checked his packing list twice, right? Right?
Or: the Genshin A/B/O + Onsen Episode of the anime that you didn't know you needed.
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18 Mar 2025
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Blessing in Disguise by denkiskaminari
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
07 Oct 2025
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Percy is cursed, but he is given the chance to use this curse to better the outcome of his past and future. Join Percy and his friends as they relive their past adventures and discover new things about each other. Although, Percy might very much prefer the war against Gaea right about now.
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11 Mar 2025
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Merlin's job as PR junior on the royal account isn't as glamorous as people believe: Most nights, he's saving Arthur, Duke of York and black sheep of the family, from possibly committing monarchy-shattering shenanigans. When tragedy hits and Arthur is now second in line to the throne, the public doesn't react too favourably to the new Prince of Wales.
A solution has to be found and Merlin's contribution is key to the problem: Roped into posing as Arthur's fake boyfriend, he's supposed to make Arthur's popularity levels rise with his steadfast and relatable presence and elevate him from scandalous rake to romantic figure...
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08 Mar 2025
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The Crooked, The Cradle by RoyalRampionEngineer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
05 Jan 2024
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“Hello my daughter,” Pavetta whispers. She smooths a hand over her daughter’s ashen blonde hair, so much like her own. Pavetta idly wonders if she will inherit her own striking green eyes, or the steady dark brown of her father, Duny.
As if fated by Destiny itself, the babe blinks her eyes open. Her big, beautiful, bright cornflower blue eyes. Distantly, Pavetta hears the bard in the corner reaching the end of his song, the strings of the lute building into a resounding crescendo. She has a sudden flash of memory, of those strong lutist fingers pressed against her bare spine, playing a different kind of song.Ah fuck, Pavetta thinks, more than a little hysterically. Ah, fuck.
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Or, a Witcher AU where Jaskier is Ciri’s biological father.
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25 Feb 2025
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Flowers and Brimstone by starstrikess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
16 Jan 2024
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"Other than cats, Dragons are the only creature that is known to absorb magical energy directly from their environment,” Villentretenmerth says.
“Cats.” Jaskier’s question comes out flat. Villentretenmerth nods, sagely.
“Cats,” he says. “Nobody knows what they do with it.” Jaskier feels a headache coming on.
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- 19/?
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22 Feb 2025
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Our Destiny, Intertwined by StupidGenius
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Mar 2020
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Destiny, Fate, whatever you may call Her, sits and weaves Her tapestry. The design takes shape, and some of it may surprise Her, but She knows with certainty that these four lines meet here.
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20 Feb 2025
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Matchmaker by DancingLassie
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
04 Mar 2022
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19 Feb 2025
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Zuko is courting Katara, and with every passing day finds new and insane ways of showing that he would quite literally move the spirit world and earth to make her happy.
In hindsight, it probably would've been better if Sokka had realised he was in love with Zuko at literally any time before this. Or preferably, never fallen for his best friend in the first place.
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10 Jan 2025