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You are often reminded that your animatronic friend turned roommate by unspeakable circumstances is, indeed, a robot, and they are well aware that the world is a very different place outside the pizzaplex.
Sun jumps over a moving car, stops a burgaler from breaking into your apartment, Moon shields you from the cold, is recognized as the DCA outside, and your living room gets destoryed as Eclipse is sitting on your rooftop. Just domestic moments.
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27 May 2026
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aww cute domestic sunny and moon
reminds me of the domestic bits of the doll au
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You want to fuck that smug righteousness out of John Seed.
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24 May 2026
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Think of These Thoughts as Limitless Light by SandThing
Fandoms: I Was a Teenage Exocolonist (Video Game)
21 Apr 2026
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When Sol tries to tell their parents about their dreams, their parents refuse to acknowledge them as anything but childishness or delusions. Frustrated, Sol confides in Sym and Dys. Unfortunately for them, however, Sol is stubborn. When they refuse to back down on their position that they really can predict the future, Sol's parents decide to take matters into their own hands. Sol's life subsequently falls apart.
(Or: the consequences of No More Dreams)
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21 Mar 2026
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unfinished teenage exocolonist fic
update HOLY SHIT ITS FINISHED AND OMG LITERALLY THE BEST. amazing ending, WONDERFUL characterization, very flawed MC + Sym is sooo sweet
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Labor Omnia Vincit / Amor Omnia Vincit by punch_and_judy
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
13 Mar 2026
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Romancing the finest flower in Pelican Town. A poetry-themed, second-person POV retelling of a playthrough marrying Elliott. Includes all heart events. Forest farm, set in a sort of modern and realistic universe, where real pieces of literature exist! Took some artistic liberties. Based on my specific file with animal names and such, but the details are pretty neutral and hopefully shouldn’t take you out of the story!
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14 Mar 2026
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holy fuck? ive literally never liked elliot before this fic. the author is lowkey better than most published authors
very very poetic and uses words i dont know in the best way. (just like Elliot tee hee)
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Refraction Point by UndersleptAndOverexposed
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, jschlatt - Fandom
15 Apr 2026
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“C’mon Schlatt, tell me. What’s your plan to become unfuckable?”
“Already achieved it. Grew out the mutton chops and gained some weight. And let me tell you it worked.” He adjusts his cap with a wide smile. “I wear a fucking headband now. Bingo. Nobody wants to fuck me.”
I drag my eyes over him. Slowly. Deliberately. “Really Schlatt…”
“What?” He straightens up, catching my look.
“You’re gonna have to try a whole lot harder than that.”
OR On the set of a Markiplier production, Jschlatt is confronted by a woman who knows how to take charge - and it’s enough to break a man
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06 Dec 2025
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The only thing Joseph had been wrong about was just when the world was going to end. Now, the Deputy finds herself locked away in a bunker with Jacob Seed himself.
She was expecting things to be tense but not like this.
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13 Oct 2025
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rlly emotional. sad ending. fmc is lowkey abused by jacob then manipulated + treated like a brood mare by john. But!! rlly cute family fluff and jacob snd john being fathers sooo 😍😍
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10 Oct 2025
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Many people mistakenly believe that unaging is the same as immortal.
That our machines, our toys, our art will live on forever.
But the truth is, such things cannot maintain themselves without our care
and they will live for exactly as long as someone loves them.
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02 Oct 2025
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“So, have you heard about our new XO?” Jenkins poked his head from the corridor, eyes wide with excitement. “The Torfan Bitch herself.”
Joker doesn't know yet, how the 'Alliance xenophobic poster child' would turn his world upside down and, god, he is here for the ride, even if he can only sit in the cockpit and react.
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- Part 1 of Glass bones, thick skin
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28 Sep 2025
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holy shit. this is what i mean when i say shepard/joker. BEAUTIFUL shepard characterization. will be a part 2 - check back!!!
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It's been a rough year. Harvey is out of sorts, and more than a little broke. The only thing he has to look forward to is seeing his best friend, Ivy, a physio at the hospital where he works. One night she suggests a... novel solution to his financial problems.
[the stardew valley onlyfans au that no one asked for. friends to lovers, gentle femdom, regular updates]
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04 Sep 2025
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“I find you to be… fascinating. Desirable, in a rare way. It’s- it’s hard to explain-”
“Stop.” Godrick’s tone was flat. “Don’t waste my time. Now, answer me this: do you find me monstrous?”
Well… any answer would probably get you pulled apart. So you might as well tell the truth.
“Is ‘monstrous’ really supposed to be a bad thing?”
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Stood Up by EvenIfYouLoseYourMind
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
24 May 2021
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Varric downed the rest of his drink and laughed, “ya getting off would be nice. Practice for all the side pieces you say I’m gonna have.”
She knew he was joking, they joked about messing around together a lot and since it was pretty common knowledge Varric preferred dwarves it was always a good laugh between them and their other friends. However, with the wine and Wren honestly a little bored she decided to go with it and shrugged.
“Ok, how do you want to do it?”
“Oh, uh I was- I was joking.”
She shrugged again with a small smile, “Ok.”
There was a minute or two of quiet while Wren watched the show and Varric kept looking between her and the tv suspiciously.
“Wait...were you serious?”
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17 Mar 2025
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varric modern au fic where he FINALLY GETS OVER BIANCA OMGGG
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Greatly Approved by damalur
Fandom Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
02 May 2017
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12 Mar 2025
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oh my god. i love love love the fmc characterization so muchh and VARRIC OMG
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It is the year 1983 when the ordinary life of Robin Mitchell takes a drastic turn: she is accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Despite the struggles of being a muggle-born in Slytherin, she soon discovers her passion for Potions, and even manages the impossible: gaining the favor of Severus Snape. Throughout the years, Robin finds that the not quite so ordinary Potions Professor goes from being a brooding stranger to being more than she had ever deemed possible. An ally, a mentor, a friend... and eventually, the person she loves the most. Through adventure, prophecies and the little struggles of daily life in a castle full of mysteries, Robin chooses a path for herself, an unlikely friendship blossoms into an even more unlikely romance, and two people abandoned by the world can finally find a home.
General warnings: blood, violence, trauma, neglectful families, bullying, cursing
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06 Nov 2024
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"Would you mind if I kissed you?"
Sometimes you need to feel lonely before you notice the person sitting right beside you. Set during the party at the Grove.
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- Part 2 of Sage and Soldier
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Leah’s proposal is simple; approach Harvey with a less-than-traditional arrangement. However, like most things in life, putting yourself on the line is easier said than done, and navigating a polyamorous relationship is new terrain not only for you, but your neighbors as well.
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“I, I think—” she rubs her eyes. Yoba, why was this so hard? “—I think I’m gay, Em.”
The silence that follows feels like a brick to Haley’s heart.
Suddenly she’s twelve again, small and fragile, burdened by feelings she can’t even understand. She’s about to run off to her room when suddenly Emily’s arms wrap around her, bringing her head to her sister's chest.
(or, the farmer makes haley realize that maybe she's not as straight as she thought)
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04 May 2024
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relatable asf comphet lesbian haley (sdv)
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Shepard is soft, for a battlemaster. It is not her fault. She is a human, and softness comes with the territory, even if people call her the Butcher when she isn’t around to hear. Wrex would wear that title as a badge. Shepard flinches at it. Humans are not built for violence like krogan are.
But she is still a battlemaster. Wrex has seen her teeth.
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22 Nov 2023
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Just s fluffy post war fic. Ignore the smut
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You and Astarion had been playing this little game of yours for a while; he pretends to care, you pretend not to fall for it. It's easy, even fun at times. The trouble is, what happens the moment you can't pretend anymore?
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Why agreeing to play a violin that supposedly brings out the truth of one's heart is a bad idea
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- Part 1 of I Want It All
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One by one the dead come to Mordin's Beach and collect seashells in the sun. If there were a life after death, this is what it should look like. But there's someone missing and she already promised she would meet him at the bar. Shepard keeps her promises.
Shepard and Garrus reunion fic after Shepard dies in the Reaper war. It is sad, sad, sad but it has a fluffy ending and I think it's rather sweet.