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For Regulus, the only thing worse than sharing a dorm with James Potter was being caught with his hands down his pants... By James Potter.
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- Part 2 of Kinktober Playlist
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18 Jan 2026
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Sweater Weather by lumosinlove
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sweater Weather - Lumosinlove
13 May 2021
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Remus works for the Gryffindor Lions as a physical trainer, and has been half in love with Sirius Black, the Lions' heartthrob captain, for a while now, but he never expected Sirius to return the feelings. Read if you like cute nicknames, slow burn, and pining. Yep. That's it.
There's some nice OC's of mine in here, too, please don't take them, thanks!
(If you want to see more of this universe, check out 12 Days of Ficmas 2020 in my listed works. These characters also appear (in a very situations) in my work Relic Keel, along with some new OCs)
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- Part 1 of Sweater Weather & Vaincre
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- English
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- 156,108
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- 23/23
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- 2,666
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29 Oct 2025
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Regulus Black is just trying to survive as a member of the house of Black, with one major issue, no one except him knows he's trans. How will he navigate this and his growing feelings for James Potter?
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30 Aug 2025
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Remus is difficult - he knows that. He can't hold down a job, he doesn't like to let people get close, and he really sucks at living up to the person he'd hoped to be as a kid. When he's offered a job to smile for the camera and pretend to be in love, he thinks it might be the best thing he ever could've hoped for.
Except, he's working with Sirius Black. The icon of modern rock who is actually just a moody, unpredictable, hot mess. A really hot mess.
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- English
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- 66,006
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- 30/30
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26 Aug 2025
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It’s Sirius’s day off.
It’s his day off, and he works over a hundred hours a week, and he just wants one night without being responsible for a stranger’s life. Just one night off.
The universe, of course, has different plans for him.
Or: Sirius is a cardiothoracic surgeon, Remus needs heart surgery, and their lives become more entangled than Sirius would’ve ever imagined.
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- Part 1 of Forget the World
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- English
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- 113,124
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- 27/27
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25 Aug 2025
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1986. When Severus finds out about Harry's living conditions at the Dursleys, he does the unexpected and rescues the child, planning to let Remus Lupin deal with the consequences.
Severus, against his better judgment, stays for the consequences.Series
- Part 1 of The Amaranth Wards
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- English
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- 18/18
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01 Aug 2025
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It's lovely up here; all meadows dotted with wildflowers, wind-beaten tracks criss-crossing this way and that through the fields, weaving inland to the pinewoods. The sun's hot on his back as he passes ramshackle stone walls, long since crumbled to piles of ancient rubble and scree, and then the path winds downwards, still following the line of the coast until Sirius finds himself outside an old white cottage, tucked away behind the hill with a rose garden that faces out to the sea.
Sirius moves to Cornwall for the summer and meets a rude, beautiful boy who is writing a book that may or may not be about dragons.
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- English
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19 May 2025
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“Sirius,” Remus said.
That was the only warning.
He said it softly, like a statement, almost casually– so casually that Sirius turned expecting him to ask something about what they were having for dinner, or telling him he wanted honey in his tea, or complain about how off brand sports-drink didn’t taste as good as Gatorade.
Instead, Remus’ knees were already buckling. His arm was sliding off of the granite corner of the countertop, and his shoulder was colliding with the barstool to his right, and his body was thudding against the hardwood, and the only warning Sirius got was his name. That was it.
He was moving before he even realized what was happening.
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- Part 2 of the coffee shop au
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- English
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15 May 2025
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Whatever happened to the young, young lovers? by georgia_sk
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2023
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Regulus Black, presumed dead for over 2 years, shows up at an Order of the Phoenix meeting with 6 mangled horcruxes and Voldemort's corpse.
How does the wizarding world move on following the abrupt end of the war, and how does Regulus come to terms with the last four years of his life?
Not on his own evidently, as his brother makes an effort to return to his life, James Potter tries to weasel his way into his heart and the friends he left behind in the name of the war aren't willing to leave him alone any longer.
An endgame jegulus, wolfstar and rosekiller longfic with regular updates, angst and drama.
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- English
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- 355,702
- Chapters:
- 42/42
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01 May 2025
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James meets Regulus in juvie.
Nine years later, James has a new life entirely separate from his past. His friends have no idea he has a criminal record or spent time in foster care. He means to keep it this way.
When Sirius finally decides it's time for James to meet his little brother, they're all in for a shock.
The past is a little harder to leave behind than James bargained for. It follows.
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- English
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- 75,759
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- 10/10
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- 15
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23 Dec 2024
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In the summer before his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is drawn to a room in Grimmauld Place. Like the Gryffindor he is, he enters the room without fear. The room is a library, and Harry is surprised to find that he’s eager to learn.
Then he gets the bad news: he’s been accidentally expelled from Hogwarts, and he needs to be sorted again. Everyone is confident that he’ll go straight back to Gryffindor, but with what he's been learning, Harry’s not so sure.
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- Part 1 of Mutatum
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- English
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- 222,453
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- 29/29
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- 216
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19 Sep 2024
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Mostly canon-compliant Marauders-at-Hogwarts fic where each year is basically an entire book with a full plot.
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Strong Moonwater-centric fic where Regulus is actually the golden key that unlocks the entire universe – because why do only Padfoot and Prongs get ride-or-die besties?
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That one where the Marauders secretly brew Polyjuice to trade places with Remus on full moon days and help him avoid suspicion – think body-swapping with your crush trope.
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That one where, through a series of extenuating circumstances, Remus and Sirius have three first kisses. Because, naturally, third time's a charm, right?
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- English
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- Chapters:
- 160/161
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01 Jul 2024
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Left to cope with the recent loss of his godfather, Harry wanders outside of the wards secured around Privet Drive and finds himself in the care of a furious Professor Snape. Forced together in a run-down house in Spinner's End, Harry and Severus face their greatest challenge yet: surviving each other.
Set after OotP, no slash, fic centered around Sevitus relationship, lots of angst, slow-burn enemies-to-mentor fic :)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 134,074
- Chapters:
- 37/42
- Collections:
- 6
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- 1,394
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26 Jun 2024
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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- English
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- 356,700
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- 99/99
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- 8,288
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25 Jun 2024
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Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don't know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.
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- 141,250
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- 14/14
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- 3,842
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22 Jun 2024
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So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
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- English
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- 151,873
- Chapters:
- 50/50
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- 8,762
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22 Jun 2024
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Severus Snape receives a peculiar inheritance from an unexpected source. He accepts and now must deal with the consequences, one way or another.
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- English
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- 531,338
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- 62/?
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25 Mar 2024
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*Edit*: It turns out that this is 50% Marauders backstory, 25% Harry, and 25% The Slowest of Burns
I don't know if this "Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black (and Remus Lupin)" fic featuring Indian Harry Potter, Pakistani Sirius Black, trans Remus Lupin, and the importance of chosen family is the fanfiction we needed, but it might be the one we deserve.
Driven by the mighty need for a loving family and explicit representation.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 83,511
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 2
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- 314
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28 Aug 2023
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Severus comes to consciousness into a dream of Potter reenacting his worst memory-and then Lily Evans comes tearing in at age sixteen, rather than as the more mature adult his subconscious normally designs her. They call this closure?
Officially dead, officially incomplete: and I call this closure?
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- Part 14 of Lazarus' Harry Potter Daydreams
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16 May 2023
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Severus had always known that he would die in a painful, most horrifying way ever since back when he was almost beaten to death by his father, then mauled by a werewolf, then thrashed around by a maniac overlord. His miserable, luckless life only seemed to lead to that one day when he would be struck down by a bloody snake, of all things.
Bleeding out in front of Harry Potter was just the last humiliation Lady Destiny had in store for him.
Suddenly staring into Potter senior’s eyes again while being levicorpused was just the icing on the cake.- Language:
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- 50/50
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11 May 2023