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what you're longing for (you claim to abhor) by Ghxst_Bird
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Feb 2024
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He smiles, all teeth, “Come on Replacement, I even got to the door with both legs busted. This should be nothing.”
“You’re right. Jason… Jason wouldn’t have given up. He would fight, I can still—“
The boy wobbles, and Jason has to suppress the mortifying impulse to jump to his aid.
“I can still fight. Batman needs me.”
“That’s a terrible idea,” he muses aloud, and if there’s a hint of real concern somewhere under all the roiling green, well, nobody can prove it.
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aka. the not-actual-hallucination Jason Todd tries the less hands on approach to getting revenge. It ends up backfiring spectacularly.
aka. the non traditional way to (reluctantly) reintegrate into the family after being dead, coming back to life, and becoming a crime lord, Jason "Red Hood" Todd edition
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- 52,036
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- 12/12
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15 Oct 2026
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I think the title really explains it all? But anyway:
Jason knew that attending a rich ass school was going to be the toughest and most mind-grating thing ever. His beliefs were confirmed when he got cornered by bullies on his first day. The only thing he was surprised about was that it took them so long to find the school's new street rat. Just as he's about to be punched, a fucking 10 year old (he's actually 12) steps in and... starts threatening the bullies? And they actually listen?? What the fuck???
And that isn't the only surprise that's waiting for him.
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- Part 1 of Let Them Be Brothers
- Part 1 of The Mafia Files (expansion pack)
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- English
- Words:
- 80,131
- Chapters:
- 24/24
- Collections:
- 18
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- 2,155
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03 Oct 2026
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Bite Your Tongue by dnawhite76, Prubbs
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
01 Nov 2018
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Being raised by a famous actress and and hockey legend, Jason learned at an early age that his dirty laundry would always be up for public display. But that never bothered him until rumors started flying about his relationship with the internet's favorite rookie defenseman.
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- Part 2 of Hard to Think
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- English
- Words:
- 109,135
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 146
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- 664
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13 Sep 2026
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Hard to Think by dnawhite76, Prubbs
Fandom Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Superman (Comics)
13 Jan 2022
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- 203,893
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- 2
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13 Sep 2026
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Batman feels sick during a mission, Superman tries to help.
Full version of the SuperBat Mpreg comic.
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31 Aug 2026
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conner kent-wayne, or, coparents to lovers by snapdragonsuplex
Fandom DCU, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
12 Aug 2026
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- 26
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- 875
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24 Aug 2026
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Peter & Ryland’s Field Trip to Stark Industries by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jul 2026
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Despite their best efforts, Grace and Peter have no choice but to go on a field trip to Stark Industries. Never mind the fact that they both had just been there that very morning, or the fact that they live there (well, partially, in Peter's case). Fate seemed to be determined to get them on that tour, so go they must. Surely, they'd be able to keep their secrets and not have anything bad happen along the way?
AKA: Grace and Tony are secretly married, Peter lives in the penthouse with them, and it's almost impossible to pair Grace and Peter without having something go wrong.
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16 Aug 2026
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In 2020, Erling meets a young and shy Jude Bellingham. Over the years and the changing trends, their relationship evolves in ways that neither of them imagined.
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- English
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- 48,029
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- 13/13
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16 Aug 2026
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Murder-Suicide Trouble or the CIA Wants Me Dead Trouble? by AstronautEva12
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
03 Jul 2026
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Grace trusted Stratt enough to tell her his decision in person. But what if he didn’t? What if he knew her well enough to know what she would do? And what if he had two brothers who he could call? Who would drop everything to save him?
Colt Seavers and Court Gentry do everything they can to save their brother.
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04 Jul 2026
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superman is lucky he's so pretty by FriendlessAnimeLover
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
25 May 2026
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Superman doesn't know Batman's an omega, let alone has pups.
When he does find out, he's devastated. He wanted to be the one to birth Batman's pups.
Pause.
Rewind.
Please note.
Superman is an alpha.
Are we seeing where this is going yet?
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26 May 2026
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Down Where the Broken-Hearted Stay by the_oncoming_stormageddon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
31 Dec 2024
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Kryptonian soulmarks weren't full names above the heart, like those on humans. They got symbols on their wrist meant to represent the person they were meant to love. Clark doesn't understand what the stylized bat on his wrist could possibly mean until he sees Batman for the first time-- but Batman has someone else's name.
Or, Clark and Bruce are soulmates. They are also both convinced their soulmate bond is unrequited. Title taken from "The Hurtin' Kind" by Orville Peck
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- Part 2 of alfie's superbat oneshots
- Part 1 of drunk batman wrist tattoo
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- English
- Words:
- 10,726
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 172
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02 May 2026
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for the views by littlechinesedoll
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
16 Apr 2026
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Jason, exhausted and ready for the weekend, is on his way back to the dormitories from practice, freshly showered and wet-haired, when someone stops him in the middle of the campus garden grounds, and shoves a microphone and camera in his face.
“Call your mom and tell her you love her,”
He doesn't have a mom, but he does have a dad... two actually.
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26 Apr 2026
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Lost before I found you by ionia
Fandoms: World's Finest (Comics), Superman (Comics), Batman (Comics)
21 Feb 2024
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Here stood two men, pretending to be lesser versions of themself for the greater good. It was as if together, they bared the lies they put up for the world, as each other’s brutally honest mirrors. It was suddenly painfully obvious to Clark, the act they both put on, the dichotomy between their conversation and their caricatures. He wondered why they still kept up appearances at all.
Superman and Batman have worked together. Bruce and Clark know each other superficially. They start dating to get over their respective crushes on the other hero.
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21 Apr 2026
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Goverment Tested Bats by Calypso_Rambles, JUBE514
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
31 Dec 2022
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- 6,183
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20 Apr 2026
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Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
07 Nov 2021
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So, it didn’t start out like this.
Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-
So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.
It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:
“ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”
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A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.
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- English
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- 45,880
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- 52
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18 Apr 2026
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Bruce and the Day He Gained Three Sons by EvaDragon for SagebrushRainAndSand
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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When Jason is resurrected, he doesn't get the Pit Rage. Sure, he has to ACT like he does to keep the assassins off his back, and he does a damn good job of it too. Talia thinks of the boy she stole from Bruce as her own, and introduces him to her other son, the biological child she had with Bruce. After Jason returns from training with the All Caste, he steals Damian, and they return to Gotham. Bruce then gains three kids in one shot.
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- Part 16 of Eva's WWT (Who Wrote That) Series
- Language:
- English
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- 6,670
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- 1/1
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- 29
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07 Apr 2026
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scramble by IHadHimOnTheRopes (CarterReid), rory_gone_mattie (rosetinteddays)
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Dec 2019
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The words on his skin were his everything. After everything he'd seen, done and been through, they were a reminder that Bruce Wayne still existed. That somewhere there was a person who would love him despite the coldness in his chest and the scars that roped their way across his skin. A reminder that he wasn't alone - that he wasn't destined to live forever in the shadows, silent and isolated. That somewhere out there was the other half of his soul.
He just wasn't expecting the other half of his soul to be an alien.
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- Part 1 of Þessa heims ok annars
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,866
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 1,580
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- 14,007
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- 193,613
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07 Apr 2026
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Everyone sits around and stares at a giant billboard of a hot Bruce Wayne.
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05 Apr 2026
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Dreaming of the Sorrento Coast by RegretsEverything
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
31 Oct 2025
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There was a saying in Gotham that “if you were blindfolded, you could easily recognize Brucie Wayne from just a kiss.” He was just that memorable of a good kisser, sure it might be an exaggeration, but now he was really going to put that saying to the test. His skills had never failed him before, so may this not be the first time.
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Or the Justice League got trapped in a magical cage and the only way to get out is for Batman to reveal his secret identity. Fortunately, Bruce Wayne has already kissed every single member of the League. Unfortunately… they’re all about to get a second, horrifyingly public, round of confirmation.
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Inspired by the iconic Batman/Green Arrow kiss identity reveal. But honestly, didn’t the rest of the League deserve a smooch, too?- Language:
- English
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- 2/2
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- 2
- Comments:
- 158
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- 2,813
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- 482
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05 Apr 2026
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Meet Damian by littlechinesedoll
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Aug 2021
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“Got a name yet?”
“Boys,” Bruce turns to the amazing young men he’s proud to call his children. “Meet Damian,”
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05 Apr 2026